The weirdest character you've seen at your table?


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kyrt-ryder wrote:
kmal2t wrote:
lulz 28 con at 1st level..even 3rd...wtf? I cant even imagine how you worked that out.

18+2(Dwarf)+4(Mineral Warrior)+6(Lolth-touched)... huh, it was 30 at level one. My bad kmal2t, sorry about that.

EDIT: scratch that, I remember now. I used 16 for my base stat there so I could put the 18 from that game into Strength.

That still sounds extreme to me but to each (group) his own.

And XP Debt? Sounds kind of strange at first but that does kind of work


3.5 level adjustments kmal2t. Mineral Warrior was a +1 template, Lolth-Touched was a +1 template. The two were woven together into a pretty awesome story of betrayal (or at least, our game thought it was.)

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DrGames wrote:

Shoogie-Doo the shuggoth, based on Scooby Doo. I still laugh when I think about the player, Ben, having Shoogie wave his tentacles around while bellowing "Shoogie Shoogie Doooooooooo!"

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud. Very cool.

Sounds like something that would show up in a GURPS Illuminati University game.

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Xanth, shouldn't he have been sundered into 4 parts:

1 human
1 orc
1 bull
1 troll

Cause he started as a half orc, which is half orc and half human. Then he added minotaur, which is half bull and half human. So right now he's half human, 1/4 orc, and 1/4 bull. You add the troll and he's 1/3 human, 1/6 orc, 1/6 bull, and 1/3 troll.

Then he can be sundered, you guys kill the orc and troll, and he becomes a human with a riding bull.

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Some of mine...

Hal the Friendly necromancer, he was a "white necromancer" and invesnted a bunch of strange necromancy spells liek "summon lost tome." He had a wife based on HArley Quin who once decided that the best way to make Hal's zombies (who signed consent forms in life) less intimidating by painting them up as clowns.

I also had a 1/2 orc 1/2 fay rogue, duskblade, warblade, sword sage, crusader, wizard with a trident that was basically a living plant monster.

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Usually, I have the oddest PC at the table.


Enter Sammy the healing cat. Siamese cat pet of a goblin ranger/rogue. Is a normal cat until ranger lvl's give animal companion. Boom, so we get a better cat. After a long string of a cat doing things most cats do not, and the awakened template, we get Sammy the healing cat, paladin/cleric of Bast god of cats. All the fun religious rigamarole of pallys and clerics in a chaotic good alignment and fuzzy container. (there is no way cat god has lawful followers, I mean, if you have a cat, you understand.) The cat takes a bunch of channel feats, and bam, you have your basic evil slaying nice folk healing siamese cat of catty justice.


3.5 has a nice CG Paladin of Freedom that could easily be made into a Paladin Archetype.


Bigdaddyjug wrote:

Xanth, shouldn't he have been sundered into 4 parts:

1 human
1 orc
1 bull
1 troll

Cause he started as a half orc, which is half orc and half human. Then he added minotaur, which is half bull and half human. So right now he's half human, 1/4 orc, and 1/4 bull. You add the troll and he's 1/3 human, 1/6 orc, 1/6 bull, and 1/3 troll.

Then he can be sundered, you guys kill the orc and troll, and he becomes a human with a riding bull.

That would have been the case, but we determined the bull had been the latent half that was mistaken for human, but in it's own right is half human....what? Yep, Half bull half human equals minotaur, so in truth he could have been at most 1/5ths human, but it became a full minotaur instead...I think...lol


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Technically, the wackiest thing I've ever seen wasn't a player, but a class feature.

A few years back, our entire circle of friends was playing several concurrent games in a mishmash homebrew setting. Sort of a lighter version of Planescape, wherein portals to all worlds were available and thus anything was possible. One of my buddies decided that his newest character was going to be a druid with an Animal Companion, and he would focus on making said companion as fantastic as possible, almost ignoring the base character. The next world we traveled to happened to have a desert theme...

And thus was born Shan-Lo, the Glorious Camel.

To this day, I can't remember a damn thing about the character my friend was playing other than that camel. It could talk, had the highest Strength in the party, and was our primary tank for several adventures. In a reversal of the usual stereotype, we honestly forgot (more than once) that there was a druid following the camel around.


In my local groups, World's Largest Dungeon has always been seen as an opportunity to play anything and everything, so we have had some odd ones.

During the first, incomplete run through WLD in college, I played a Rune Animal Wolf (template from the Arcana Unearthed/Evolved supplement Legacy of the Dragons) with levels in the variant bard class from The Book of Eldritch Might. Although he didn't get much use out of his wolf empathy/command powers, he was able to blast things with sonic darts (barks) and disorient his enemies with subsonic vibrations.

Other notable weirdness in that party included a grippli rogue, an anthropomorphic baleen whale druid, a rakshasa, and a human mummy with the feral template.

After college, I and a couple players from that game made another run at WLD, and our group more or less committed to everyone having a weird character.

1. Litorian (Lion-men from Ptolus) rogue 4/barbarian 2/samurai 1/ronin PrC. His schtick (aside from changing alignments whenever it suited his build) was to rage, power attack, bonzai charge to trade AC for damage, and run into flanking positions. Generally his AC was around a 6, but with his high hitpoints and reasonably good saves, he survived for quite a while before a room with a collapsible floor ended his reign of kiai-shouting terror.

2. Blink dog with levels in monk and rogue

3. Winged kuo-toa cleric (Good and Healing Domains, IIRC)

4. Half-celestial changeling (Eberron half-doppleganger) cleric/sorcerer/mystic theurge (luck and healing domains)

5. Human saint (Book of Exalted Deeds) paladin (using PF version of pally) who had a cloak that gave him various silver-dragon themed powers based on his devotion to Bahamut.

When the litorian died the second time, I replaced him with a duergar knight (PHB2) dwarven defender who was a follower of Bahamut. Likewise, the blink dog perished and his player replaced him with a half-silver dragon elf sorcerer who followed Bahamut. It was pretty easy to convince the Paladin we were legit and get ourselves into the party that way. When the sorcerer died, he was replaced with a shadow creature elf scout, who died to a wail of the banshee trap one room later, and was replaced in turn by his twin brother we found in the next room. Eventually, the duergar, the scout and the two clerics managed to get out of the dungeon alive, along with our NPC monster hangers-on that included a Huge Water Elemental, a ravid, a redeemed nightmare, and a horned devil who agreed not to attack us if he could leave the dungeon with us.

And that is the weirdest party I've ever seen at my table.


After an odd night of dreams, I realized I should have said Ser Sammy the Healing Cat, to do him justice. And he is in fact based on one of our real cats, whom is unnaturally friendly.

Then there is the strange character that I am playing now as an NPC in a JR AP game i am running. Human expert(fly fisherman)/wizard (generalist). The character is taking equal levels in both classes through the course of the books. Most of his spells are themed in some way regarding fish or water. He is crafting his own master stroke weapon, the war rod. Its a super reinforced fly fishing rod with a number of combat oriented enhancements. Also wrappings for the guides are copper, good conductor and all. Dresses like a fly fisherman, no wizard like clothing. When he is forced to use combat spells, his magic missiles are silvery trout shaped energy darts. And thus we get, the deadly secret fish wizard!!!!


A few years back, I played "Duke," a human male warrior-type who was grim, gruff, and was always smoking a cigar. He wore a poncho and a wide-brimmed hat, was lightly-armored, and preferred his heavy crossbow to his sword in combat.

Basically, he was "The Man With No Name" from the Sergio Leone spaghetti-Westerns.

I was playing Duke for probably ten or fifteen sessions before any of the other players realized he was a paladin! (They were thinking "rogue" given the number of notes I passed to the GM...)


Weirdest played: Tatya Dyalov, vodka-brewing and -drinking (fantasy-)Russian Halfling Witch. Brewed potions and vodka in the same cauldron, stole a ship while drunk and ended up on the other side of the world, absolutely and utterly terrified of hags and changelings. I don't get to play often, I usually GM, so I haven't had the opportunity to stretch the weirdness threshhold much =)

Alternatively, Shezzarin, Killoren (3.5 Races of the Wild) Archivist (3.5 Heroes of Horror), mostly bizarre for getting sucked into Krynn early into the campaign and being a green-skinned semi-elf in Dragonlance, muttering about "stupid healer's oath" any time one of her party mates did something stupid, and getting to headbutt Raistlin Majere in the face (it's a long story).

Weirdest GMed for: No contest - Lucas "The Mad" Penrith, Human Binder (3.5 Tome of Magic) with Abyssal Heritor (3.5 Fiendish Codex I) feats. Talked to the spirits he summoned, his personality changed every day, and he was slowly but surely becoming less and less Human over time. He was essentially living mortal chaos.


Weirdest seen: half orc half dwarf paladin, and to top it off he was the party's face.

Weirdest played: Drunkard evocation focused wizard, whoose consciency was his rat familiar. (I pretty much pissed of every NPC we encountered)


I guess my weirdest would be a human druid/vermin lord, that was driven crazy by the bugs that crawl over him day after day.

I focus more on fun characters then weird characters, though I guess this might be a matter of opioin.

Er, this is also Dervious, a male drow cleric of the god of elves(sorry dont know how to spell his name without looking it up), who was arachnaphobic and afraid of the dark. If someone mentioned it being dark he'd subconsciously shut off his darkvision. Cause the group to get into a major fight when he killed a spider during a meeting with the drow matron of a city.

Though one of my favorites is a wild halfing wizard(calls himself a witch doctor) that wears a tribal mask bad for a half-orc so the mask covers most of his body and he speaks my mixing sylvan, elven, undercommon, and giant. You basically have to know all four languages to understand him.

I also had an exalted wizard whose raven familiar spoke infernal.

Silver Crusade

My wierdest was my character from the first Rifts game I played. At the time I wasn't too interested in playing (most non-D&D games we played fizzled fast), so I decided I'd just make something disruptive to hurry it along (yea, it was a jerk move). I had begun to like anime at the time, and knew the DM enjoyed it, so my first character was a D-Bee Burster from a heavily anime inspired world, including my character being all big-eyed and wierd looking.

So while everyone was playing I was trying to figure out what I could do. Eventually we came across this giant brain thing. Having finally thought I figured out the rules and oddly winning initiative, I burned all my ISP into one giant column of fire (still not sure if I read the rules right on it). The damage was obscene and 1 shot the creature. I then proceeded to lay down and take a nap.

And thus one of my favorite characters was born, Satoshi Menosibu. She went around in pink camoflauge and basically was just disruptive in a fun way. We had ordered a set of custom killer robots, which I managed to add in that they be pink rabbits, resulting in 12 foot clawed and laser eyed pink robot killbot bunnies. Somehow while others managed to get things like soul sucking runeswords, I got a pink hoverboard that shot rainbows. At one point I wiped out the entire gargoyle army that we had angered. It was a blast.

The group itself was crazy and I was the only one that wasn't a naturally MDC creature (yay forcefields!). We had some giant 400page houserule document, where the best line was Jedi, using the coalition grunt XP table since Luke picked it up pretty easily. We had a dark elf Jedi, some kind of cyber enhanced Jedi (they had plans to kill each other if I recall), a true atlantean undead slayer, some kind of stupid demon RCC (it was supposed to be DM only, but meh, also only party member I couldn't by chance 1 shot).


Well, my Special Snowflake Syndrome means I usually play oddities, such as my Kitsune Magister with two Eidiolon Bodyguards who is constantly laughing. We've also had a campaign with a orc barbarian who refused to believe in Ghosts...while playing the Carrion Crown. A changeling no one realized was a Changeling (the previously mentioned barbarian assumed her pulling people's spleens out was magic) and a large Orc tactician fighter (me).

But a friend told me of running into Sir Bearington, a Bear with such an obscenely high bluff check that he could convince people he wasn't a bear. Even though he couldn't speak in anything but bear-like roars. On the soul occasion someone managed to realize he was, in fact, a bear everyone else threw the guy out the hall, apologising to Sir Bearington for his boorish behaviour.


Ok, Sir Bearington just sounds awesome.


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Sir Bearington reminds me of Chicken Boo from Animaniacs.


Phantom Mouse wrote:
Sir Bearington reminds me of Chicken Boo from Animaniacs.

That's exactly what I was about to quote.

"You wear a disguise
To look like human guys;
But you're not a man,
You're a Chicken-Boo!"

The Exchange

my Kingmaker PC is a Ranger/Horizon Walker...played him as Antonio Banderas type of guy...
When we met somebody new, he'd always open with:
"Hello, my name is Herrarra Miguel Coronado Sandival de los Santos, and I..."
*bow with flourish*
"am at your service!"
got to be pretty entertaining, the rest of the group would always roll their eyes when I rattled off the long name...then he died and was reincarnated as a dwarf...so doing all that with a scottish accent got to be pretty funny.
Recently he's acquired a Mammoth as a mount...named it Snuffleupagus.


Just about every character I ever played with.

Everyone here has crazy shenanigans going on

Examples:
*My witch is a CN "pacifist" as in she has no problem with others doing the dirty work that is "doing lethal HP damage." She also likes laughing... A LOT.
*Gnome thinks he's a dwarf
*"EVERYTHING MUST BE FABULOUS!" gnome
*Paladin on a sheep
*A troll (shadowrun) reminiscent of Thog from Order of the Stick
*Twin brothers that think the other doesn't exist.


JonGarrett wrote:
But a friend told me of running into Sir Bearington, a Bear with such an obscenely high bluff check that he could convince people he wasn't a bear. Even though he couldn't speak in anything but bear-like roars. On the soul occasion someone managed to realize he was, in fact, a bear everyone else threw the guy out the hall, apologising to Sir Bearington for his boorish behaviour.

You're in luck, someone posted a snapshot of a 4Chan (or is it Reddit?) post about that character on another forum I frequent (funnily enough, NOT in the Tabletop RPG Corner thread we organize our games out of).

Pootis.


I have an Awakened Bear Ranger NPC in my Campaigns. It actually bugs one of my Players but not his sister. I have another incarnation of him that is a Natural Human Lycanthrope(Werebear) Barbarian. It bugs his sister and not him.


I've been dared by my DM to post my one of my current pathfinder characters :-

Here's the background for my chaotic neutral sprite fae-blood sorceress.

Her Most Gracious Ambience, The Lady Katalyna Moonbow, Third of the Green, or Lady Moonbow as she prefers to be called (never Kat, HMGATLKMTG or 'insect') is lost. She has no idea where the rest of her clan of sprites are after being summoned as a familiar by the wizard, Danton Veale. He proved a good master, and during her time with Danton, being naturally drawn to the magic, picked up the rudiments of spell casting. Unfortunately, Danton was killed during a fight after a street mugging went wrong.

Miraculously, Lady Moonbow survived the violent sundering of the link with her master, but it has left her slightly unhinged. She now has a soft spot for spell casters of all sorts and a deep abiding hatred for those that would do them harm which often leads to extremes of vengeful behaviour. At the moment, she is attaching herslf to any potentially helpful spellcasters in an attempt to get back to her clan at the 'Place Where the Moonlight Plays Through the Leaves and Dances in the Glade'.

She is also somewhat lazy, and will quite happily ride around all day perched on, or hidden in the folds and decorations of someone's hat - the fancier the better. In fact, if she has taken a liking to you and you don't own a fancy hat, she will acquire one for you. Sprites, being one of the more savage and barbaric breeds of fey are not known for their knowledge of the world beyond their own lands, and Lady Moonbow is no exception, being naive of human and other humanoid customs and behaviours.

She also has little or no shame...


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I don't know about "weirdest I've seen", but the weirdest I've played would probably be Yoshi, Freelance Ninja! This was in a weird homebrew game a friend-of-a-friend had created. If you've seen Sam and Max, Freelance Police, my inspiration was obvious - Yoshi was Sam the hyperactive violent cute rabbit, only black instead of white (due to application of Rustoleum) and armed with a katana.

That game didn't last long, but Yoshi had some fun being a reckless hyperviolent dumbass. His greatest achievement was stunning an entire alien hivemind momentarily by biting the head off one of the aliens with a ridiculously good attack roll.


Mine was in a 3.0 gestalt game were I played a Shapeshifter(Druid)/Warshaper - Totemist. I had the vow of poverty so in term of a personnality I was normal goody 2 shoes but what he looked like put him in the weird category.

Huge Fire Elemental with a chimera face, 4 giraillon arms, bulette feet, Gary Render ghostly aura sphynx claw, phase spider cloak, purple wurm scales and a Tarrasque mouth in the abdomen (GM custom 20th level gift). Add to that the holy radiance, the halo and that I specialized in fighting in grapple.

I always wanted to be able to draw it.


We had a humming bird - - 2nd ed druid level drained in the middle of a shapechange ...


A dwarf.*
A pet stone named Sam.**
A sheep.***
my brother played a human ranger once.****

Spoiler:
*which is only weird if you realize there is no class listed.
**which is weird if you understand point-buy system in Champions (paid points for 'familiar' with the "non-combat-non-competant, always present" disadvantage.
***I think it started out as the paladin's mount, but kept gaining stuff, including his own player.
****which is only weird if you read the rest of this thread.


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In a Cyberpunk game I ran some 20 years ago, which took place in 2013 (he!) cyberpunk Paris I had around my game table a handful of relatively classic characters :

a Matrix jockey, a combat drugs-enhanced ronin, a corporate creep, etc. and... a barge captain who piloted his barge on la Seine (the river which runs through Paris).

Honestly, the guy who played the barge captain (a friend of mine I have since lost contact with) was semi-autistic.

During the adventure I would describe to the other players the wild things happening to their characters:

"After you survived the elevator crash and crawled out of the wreckage, you hear some loud barkings. Peering around the corner with your cyber-gizmos you see a dozen dogs running towards you, their titanium chromed teeth gleaming and snapping, their mouths slavering while they howl at you, mad from the pain inflicted by the combat bio-chips inserted into their skulls...")

and then I would ask the player of the barge captain (whose character had separated himself from the others at the beginning of the adventure):

- What do you do now ?

His answer was invariably a variation of:

- I drive my barge on la Seine, enjoying the scenery.

So I would humor him but saying something like:

- It's a quite beautiful afternoon. The green waters of la Seine swirl around your barge's bow. Ho, you see a bridge coming up ahead !

And then I would go back to the other players and the main scene.

It was weird, but it was fun too.

Today, I'm pretty sure the barge captain's player had chosen to play this character for the quite nice boat captain's cap.


A tengu 5Lvl gunslinger, 2 Lvl monk (Zen archer), 1 Lvl barbarian, 1 Lvl wizard 1 Lvl cleric, 1 Lvl samurai.

I am currently playing a tengu Level 11 multi multiclass Character. My friend was running for first and talked quite a lot of the upcoming campaign bouncing ideas off me. I wanted a character that would not be a front runner as to let the new group im playing with have some fun so me and the GM decided I should make a s+&~ but brilliant multiclass. A tengu that is raised in the wild as a barbarian (1 LVL). Goes to a village and becomes a gunslingers apprentice (1 LVL) before training in the way of the Zen archer monk (due to type of character instead of bow riffle was used). 2 yrs. were spent here (2 LVLs) then because of a conflict the character had to move on in which time he went back to studying the gun and its design (1 LVL). After a year of wondering trying to find his place he came upon a great city. He worked as a gunsmith in the city for a year (1 LVL) while studying magic at the public the librarian (a wizard) at this point took him under her wing. After another year the character understand the basics of magic (1 LVL) and gains a crow as a familiar. Due to another conflict the character is forced to move on again looking to his guns for survival (1 LVL). He arrives at a small village in the mountains unsure as to what to do find some fulfilment in the monastery’s dedication to law and faith. He joins them as a disciple cleric under the domains of law and luck (1 Lvl). After a year the character become restless and moves on to a large town and due to the knowledge of law and ability to speak many languages fines a job as a court scribe. Here he increases his skills with a rifle (1 lvl). In this city due to his access to privilege information and high members of society he is recruited into secret social organisation. While on a mission for the society he decides to take the path of the samurai, order of the cockatrice with a dire peacock mount run off axe beak companion stats with the aid of boon companion. At this point my character has the option of choosing his next class. Some I were able to choose some the DM made me take.

Liberty's Edge

Happy the Beardless Dwarf.

I'm not kidding.

He is badass.


I played an enlarged Awakened Squirrel Ninja-Rogue-Ranger-Barbarian for a (short) while.

A militant vegan like you would not believe.


Hmm, not sure if it is good enough for this thread but...

A perpetually cheerful 4'10 girl who knows a little bit about almost everything (ranks in all knowledge skills), loves book, adds feathers as decorations to all her gear and all other party members, is pretty much perpetually cheerful, and is a naturally 18 str fighter wielding a scythe larger than her inhabited (according to her) by a spirit of rage named Pooka. When she finds a better weapon, she ties both together and wields them as a single weapon for a session to convince the spirit to move on, kinda like a hermit crab.


A Druid who has a fairly intelligent AC who is a Púca. The Animal Companion can change form as needed, as long as I had the current stats for the form, between [1+(Druid Level)] forms.

The Druid was a somber sniper of a hunter. The Animal Companion was an excitable puppy-like little girl of a Púca.


All my PCs are weird....it would take entirely too long to list them here at once...I'll come back a couple of times..

But for now I'll leave you with a group of NPCs adventures I created to to be rivals/allies of the PCs...

I called them the Crazy Gang.

A orc male raised by dwarves.

A dwarf male that is lot like the iconic ranger...but he obbessively collects flowers.

A human male who talked to his sword...the sword did not detecte as magic though.

A human female rogue who was very fascinated by death....um I will leave it there.

a Human male wizard who had a god complex.


Why is it that on the obsessively collecting flowers I thought of Senri from +Anima?


Azaelas Fayth wrote:
Why is it that on the obsessively collecting flowers I thought of Senri from +Anima?

I could not tell you...as I am unfamilair with the souce.


I've been running a Sorcerer (Rakshasa Spawn Tiefling) who's taken up offering everyone he meets some opium to smoke because he thinks it's what his "daddy" (a random Rakshasa we met who Suggested he smoke some Opium for the duration of the battle) would have wanted.


It is an awesome manga.

Senri is a Bear +Anima, he can transform his arm into a bears arm to use as a weapon, and he collects flowers and presses them in a Book for his memories. So far the only memory he has that isn't via a flower is through a Feather he got from Couro, a Crow +Anima who can grow a crow's wings to and looks like a black winged angel.


Azaelas Fayth wrote:

It is an awesome manga.

Senri is a Bear +Anima, he can transform his arm into a bears arm to use as a weapon, and he collects flowers and presses them in a Book for his memories. So far the only memory he has that isn't via a flower is through a Feather he got from Couro, a Crow +Anima who can grow a crow's wings to and looks like a black winged angel.

You would be getting the right image than. Though he called them 'Gems of nature'.

Anyway here is another weird character I play...

Aleashia human female witch who talk to her dead parents, dead younger brother and her dead twin sister who she saw get tortured and killed by pirates.


Played by one of my players: Jebedo Gorignak Badger Hyabusha, Gnome Ninja/Ranger and his animal companion, Francis the Badger. His personality was based on the gnome from the 4e promo videos. Well, not so much based on, as blatantly ripped off of.

Played by me: The character that this alias comes from, Ivan Rûski. Elven alchemist raised by communist dwarves, whose culture strongly resembles an idealized version of cold war Russia. And he's slightly insane.


Quiche Lisp wrote:
Le Barge Captain

I just laughed so hard my ribs hurt and I'm crying. Like, I pictured him looking off into the distance, looking all happy and wistful for a few moments before giving his answer, and like, giving it with such enthusiasm and sincerity.

I'm glad you humored him.

Liberty's Edge

Ok did you here the one about the NG drow ascetic named "Mujibur" who never ate and thought it wise to enter elven demenes and ask if they could remove his "curse"... Sure buddy just step inside the tent!

This "was" a 2E character


Auren "Rin" Cloudstrider

a wizard whom traded "scribe scroll" for trapfinding and was a young female sylph of the Air Elementalist School.

due to being a magician of the streets, she had many roguish skills (sleight of hand, perception, disable device, stealth, diplomacy, and sense motive were 6 of her many.) she also had a handful of sylph racial feats and a suit of mithril kikko w/ a mithril buckler, she merely ate the 10% spell failure and accepted it.

she was frail and weak, but due to her 40 point buy in that group, and due to her unique familiar, she had an initiative modifier of +16 or thereabouts.


what makes "Rin" wierd is unlike most "wizards" she tried to emulate a "Rogue" using the wizard class. she could only truly pull off the skill portion and survive thanks to her 40 point buy.


There was this chaotic evil paranoic dwarf that cut off his own leg then use some sort of alchemical procces to harden it. He used taht leg as a club and a boomerang, called it betsy adn he speak to it romantically.


Huh, well that's a long list. I don't know if there is a weirdest. Here's 2 of them off the top of my head.

In PFS I've played with a guy with a giant flying multi-armed super gopher and a summoner who's main profession is dirt farming. So he has a caravan that sells dirt and he tries to recruit people he beat up to work on his farm. Oh, and he carries a bag of dirt with him. Jebidiah the Dirtfarmer.

Back in 3.5 one of my better friends played something that was somehow described as a zombie cyborg aberration created by a necromancer(his previous character, who went around in what was essentially a battle suit turducken of undead.) and could not exist without using a large number of source books, feats, and grafts. He did things like that regularly, thought not always.

Edit: OH! And my first character I made in 3.5 was a goliath warmind/barbarian pirate king who sailed around on a flying crystal ship powered by dragons and aboleth, with a crew I stated out invidually including cheerleaders, cultist, enforcers, and lots of psionics. That was interesting.

Edit, again: Oh, and Bishop the demonslayer. Who was a 2hweapon using alchemist devout of the gods, who mixed all of his extracts and mutagen with alcohol. He was at least a little insane. Lots of mad science mixed in with drunk warrior. Dumped Charisma.

Silver Crusade

I recently created an emberkin aasimar life oracle. For "crunch" I took the blackened curse. It adds a couple of damage spells to my list to give me something to do when not healing. I decided that for "fluff", she's a pyromaniac who has only gotten worse since the accident that left her arms shrivelled and useless.

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