False factoids

[KahnyaGnorc]

Krampus is in fact a disciple of GM_Beernorg

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

KahnyaGnorc is technically married to Krampus. It was one of those Las Vegas things.

[Molten Dragon]

For a good-will donation, IHIYC will perform wedding ceremonies in the closet he happens to be hiding in that day.

[Ventnor]

Molten Dragon has IHIYC marry him to an alternate universe incarnation of himself.

It was one of those Las Vegas things.

[Goddity]

Ventnor fought his alternate universe self to the death over marrying his gender-bent universe self.

[Ventnor]

I would have lost, though, if Goddity hadn't intervened at the last minute.

Thanks again!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Venus was originally established as a Nexus for various alternate universe versions of Ventnor to meet, Ventor + Nexus = Venus.

[Ventnor]

KahnyaGnorc was lost in the Time Stream for several days. Not that anyone believes him, since he popped out a few seconds after he fell in.

[GM_Beernorg]

Ventnor once went time traveling in or of his universal incarnations, ate a t-rex, and then realized, "too many butterflies." Thus he at those too, doing so in that past created Donald Trump in the present.

[equinoxmaster]

Beernorg is repeatedly punches butterflies as part of his plans to flood the other side of the world.

[GM_Beernorg]

equinoxmaster gave me the idea for doing so, when I saw him punching wombats, figured it would translate.

[Ventnor]

GM_Beernorg is jealous of the success of his classier cousin, GM_Winenorg.

[equinoxmaster]

Ventnor smuggles rugs across the Canadian border.

[Pulg]

Equinoxmaster has a two weapon fighting panty.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg has his own winter apartment in one of the rooms in Takeshi's Castle.

[Ventnor]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet makes the best hot chocolate. It's just fantastic!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ventnor is weird among dragons; he wears shoes.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Not that IHIYC is complaining, for he owns a world famous shoe store and Ventnor is his best customer.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I invented headshoes specifically with the needs of folks like Avatar of Zon-Kuthon in mind!

[Bleached Otyugh]

HEADSHOES???

[GM_Beernorg]

Bleached Otyugh was the mouth model for the Mouth of Sauron.

[GoatToucher]

GM_B can mention Candle Jack by name without disa-

[Ventnor]

In Austria, children call GoatToucher the Krampus.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

In Japan, Ventnor is best known to many as "that second-rate imported kaiju who does birthday parties for cheap."

[GM_Beernorg]

In Japan, I'm Hiding In Your Closet is known as kami ushinawa remashita sokkusu, translation, spirit of lost socks.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

And GM_Beernorg is known around the world as 'that silly half off Viking who can't handle a mug of ale'.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

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[GM_Beernorg]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is known in the nordic countries as matlagning spotta hår jäkel, translation, cooking spit hair devil.

[Pulg]

GM_Beernorg is known in the Pays Basque as Jauna Garrasika Burdina Txistorra - Sir Screaming Iron Sausage. He has his own coat of arms and everything.

[Molten Dragon]

True fact: Pulg made sausage for the Kaiser back in the day.

[Ventnor]

Disco is not dead, it is merely dormant. Molten Dragon is the dreaded one who will revive disco, which will jump-start the apocalypse.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor was more into Rockabilly anyway.

[GM_Beernorg]

KahnyaGnorc is a serious fan of new jersian speed polka.

[GoatToucher]

I had a case of Screaming Iron Sausage once. It was such a singular experience that I named my band's (Forcible Manlove) first album after it.

Making "sausage for the Kaiser" is a euphemism for a sequence of events that result in a delightful evening, but I recommend not eating for twelve hours before hand, and remember to floss.

And, as always, lift with the legs.

GM_B once served as my valet for a spectacular weekend in the court of Emperor BladeFist IV, known as "the Abomination". He did a spectacular job, but used all the money I paid him to have a psychic wipe his memory of the event and the week leading up to it.

[Ventnor]

GoatToucher will touch cows if you use the trigger word planted in his subconscious by the CIA.

[Pulg]

Ventnor is obliged by the State Gaming Commission to steam-clean Forcible ManLove before each of their twice-nightly 'happenings', somewhere in the sewers of Minneapolis.

[GM_Beernorg]

Pulg makes and sells t-shirts at all of Forcible Manlove's shows, they read "I just got forced by Forced Manlove, and I loved it." Strangely, no one has bought on of these fine cotton blend collectibles to date.

[Ventnor]

GM_Beernorg likes his baked potatoes with a little motor oil drizzled on top of them.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ventnor is his own menorah.

[Molten Dragon]

For reasons unknown, IHIYC celebrated the High Holidays in the closet. Alone. Some say on a quiet night when the moon is dark you can still hear the dreidel spinning from the closet.

[KahnyaGnorc]

MD misconstrued the meaning of "High" Holidays and celebrates them from the top of Everest.

[Project: J-ko]

KahnyaGnorc only capitalized those two letters as a secret love for another KG. Minnesota Timberwolves Power Forward, Kevin Garnett.

[Pulg]

Project: J-Ko also misconstrued the meaning of 'High Holidays' and is presently marking the occasion with a Menorah bong and an ounce of Haifa Hairylung.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Incidentally, Hannukah actually isn't a High Holiday.

Pulg once listened to a backwards recording of the Hannukah blessing. Whatever he heard disturbed him so much that he refuses to acknowledge it ever happened; all anyone knows is that he has since become a stock market whiz and mathematical prodigy, when he used to suck at both of those things.

[Molten Dragon]

If IHIYC takes off his shoes and socks, he can do all manner of higher level mathematics without a calculator.

[Goddity]

Molten Dragon thinks higher level mathematics is what characters over level 3 do.

[Ventnor]

Goddity has managed to mathematically prove that the moon doesn't exist.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That's only because Ventnor ate it.

[Ventnor]

Though it was IHIYC's recipe that really brought out the subtle flavor of moon-rock.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Ventnor has IHIYC cook all the dinners.