Ridiculous items

[GoatToucher]

Aquatic Cumberbatch

[GoatToucher]

Belt of Mighty Constipation

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Elixir of Helium-Voice

This might give whole new meaning to the phrase "slip someone a Mickey."

[Subparhiggins]

Blanket of Eternal Cold (Got this as a cursed item in my first D&D game ever)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Subparhiggins wrote:

Blanket of Eternal Cold (Got this as a cursed item in my first D&D game ever)

Is that anything like how you make antifreeze? Take away her blanket, then replace it with that one?

Improved Familiar: Pet Rock - grants a +2 circumstance bonus to AC due to your enemies taking pity on you.

[grimdog73]

Wand of Won-derp

[GoatToucher]

Ring of Confections +1

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Figurine of Wondrous Power: Deaf-End Ant

[GoatToucher]

Brokeback Belt

[GoatToucher]

Belt of Thunderous Incontinence

[grimdog73]

Hammer + 3, Dwarven thrower...when the dwarf goes to throw the hammer, it winds up throwing him instead....

[Schism]

+1 Claw of Back Scratching

[Draight]

-1 toilet paper of thinness

[GoatToucher]

Bracers of Amore +4

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Rod of Serling

[Pigtails]

Pen of Erase

[GoatToucher]

Invisible Pants

[GoatToucher]

Ring of Visibility

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Boots of Twisting and Shouting

[Liranys]

Halfling Repellent

[Pigtails]

+1 Ax Cozy of Love

[Liranys]

Wandering Mole (As in on your face)

[Charles Scholz]

Liranys wrote:

Wandering Mole (As in on your face)

Wandering Mole

[Liranys]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Liranys wrote:

Wandering Mole (As in on your face)

Wandering Mole

The Wandering Mole actually comes from a list of silly magic items that was in a forum at WOTC some years ago (I'm talking 7 or 8 years ago when 3.5 was still big). I just always thought it was so funny.. :)

[Kieviel]

G-string of modesty

[krevon]

Bag of Pooping V

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pebbles of Popping

Elixir of Refreshment

WARNING: Any creatures that consume both of these items within 1 hour of each other will suffer the full effects of a planar rift into the Abyss being opened inside their mouth.

[GoatToucher]

Elixir of Digestive Reversal

[Liranys]

The Anti Anti-Paladin Paladin's parka

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dentures of Dancing

[GoatToucher]

Colostomy Bag of Holding Type VI

[equinoxmaster]

braces of armor (dental braces shaped like shields)

[Liranys]

equinoxmaster wrote:

braces of armor (dental braces shaped like shields)

Never break a tooth or get a cavity again. I want some!

[Randarak]

+5 Holy Sword of Vorpal Nerf - made entirely out of Nerf foam. Does 1 point of non lethal damage per 5 hits.

[Randarak]

Hat of Baldness Covering

[Randarak]

Terrycloth Robe of the Archmagi - There's a very large A on the lapel

[Randarak]

Trident of Spaghetti Twirling

[Randarak]

Bowl of Haircutting

[Liranys]

Pastafarian's Pate Protector

[Randarak]

Teething Ring of Drool +1

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ish's Wish-Dish of Fish

[krevon]

Bowl of Mr. Brown Summoning

Roll a percintile and refer to table for mooing, thunder, dipple dipple dop....etc.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Rug of the Vug

[haruhiko88]

Ring of Force fist - let's you punch people at range equal to your Will saving throw bonus times per day.

Button of something terrible.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Ancient Fizbin of Misfortune

[Orthos]

Hat of Despise

[Liranys]

Orthos wrote:

Hat of Despise

That shows up as a Hat of Disguise when identified? :D

[Randarak]

Decanter of Endless Vomit

Its a cursed item. I don't want to describe what it does. Its bad enough I thought of it.

[Randarak]

Dust of Pointlessness - Its bag of dust. It doesn't do anything.

[Randarak]

Deficient Quiver - There's a large, gaping hole in the bottom. It can't hold anything. Any attempt to fix the hole lasts for one round only.