100 reasons to leave town


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540b. But you can smell it from a mile away.


Signore di Fortuna wrote:
540b. But you can smell it from a mile away.

540c. The [redacted] has its scent masked. :P


Turin the Mad wrote:
Signore di Fortuna wrote:
540b. But you can smell it from a mile away.
540c. The [redacted] has its scent masked. :P

Aww, that ruins the surprise.


Signore di Fortuna wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Signore di Fortuna wrote:
540b. But you can smell it from a mile away.
540c. The [redacted] has its scent masked. :P
Aww, that ruins the surprise.

But the surprise is part of the FUN and EXCITEMENT!! ^_____^


541. You ran out of gold at the tavern... And your tab is 400 platinum pieces... 401 platinum pieces, you really should take better count of what you drink.


542. Typhoid Mary just moved into town.

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543. The town council outlawed some forms of free speech.


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544. The town council failed to outlaw some forms of free speech.


544. The winds of adventure have changed

545. The tide is high and your funds are low

546. The four horsemen of the apocalypse have found you: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

547. It can't rain all the time

548. Because the Dead are headed for their next gig

549. A guy with a mechanical hand just headed for an old graveyard armed only with a cruddy sword and 3 words, one of which you can't remember

550. 2 words: Doomsday Clock


544a. After a bout of drinking at the tavern, you called someone a "pigeon-hunting butter churner". Now there's a mob after you.

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551: Your mother-in-law is coming to visit, and she's a witch. Literally. 20th level.


552. They haven't burned the bodies down in the plague pit for a few weeks and it's beginning to smell. Plus, the latest stories about people that go down there and never come up are a bit disconcerting.


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553: There are no cute pastel ponies in town, and you want to find some.

554: There ARE cute pastel ponies in town, and you want to get the *%#! away from them.

555: The Temple of Lamashtu opened next door, and every time they talk about offering some revolting freak to the Mother of Monsters, they're looking right at you. Plus, the all-night gnoll orgies are keeping you up all hours.


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301. A double has taken your place and no-one believes you're the real you!

556: A doppleganger took your place, everyone found out, and they prefer them TO you.


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557. A bunch of middle aged men can't stop talking to you about the pastel ponies, and they all want to show you a tattoo they've gotten.


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558. The general store now sells inflatable pastel ponies.


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559. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.


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560. you killed all the pastel ponies, now their fans are hunting you...


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561. You were reincarnated as a kobold, and nobody recognizes you.
562. You were reincarnated as a kobold, and everybody recognizes you
563. You were cursed, and only the inlaws recognize you.

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564. When whatever 'it' was rolled through town, you survived. As far as you can tell, nobody else did.


565. Dozens of people in town have recently died. At least, that's what other people in town are telling you; you see them all going through their daily business as if nothing happened.


566. Bees get organized.


Dreaming Psion wrote:
559. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

I am so jealous of this right now because I didn't think of it. :)

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567. All the other PCs won't stop referencing internet memes.


568. You keep seeing "Bad Wolf" everywhere


569. Because Dark Elves are trying to pull a meteor down from space to destroy your gambling establishment and country-side, and you aren't 100% sure you can stop them.


570. because you, steve buscemi, ben affleck, and some additional misfits need to stop an asteroid from hitting the planet.


571. Because you and Steve Buscemi need to get up to Brainerd to whack some broad (their words not mine - no hate please)


572. Because I am tired of typing this reason to--


573. The alchemist across the street made a new... Thing. And it's hungry.

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574 The Paladin's daughter started throwing up in the morning.


575. because Mr. pink wouldn't leave a freakin tip.


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576. Lots of shiny things, leading out of town... and you have attention deficit disorder.

OH, MORE SHINY THINGS!


577. There is a trail of candy leading off into the woods.


Vod Canockers wrote:
577. There is a trail of candy leading off into the woods.

"Ooh, piece of candy!"


578. Because Kenny keeps dying.


Signore di Fortuna wrote:
Vod Canockers wrote:
577. There is a trail of candy leading off into the woods.
"Ooh, piece of candy!"

Fixed that for you by adding the appropriate link. (it's not the one you're thinking)


579. The DM has made it painfully obvious that the next plot hook is in this town.


580. The artifact the group of adventurers brought back from the tower of the great wizard, Valk'myr, ends up zapping you to a random dimension.


579a. The GM has an archmage named "Plot Arrow" that hangs glowing red arrows pointing down at the plot hooks that only your characters can see...

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581. The new sheriff in town appears is an ogre who says he is "here to kick ass and chew bubblegum", and you're all out of bubblegum.


582. The Zombies are coming to town.

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583. The Zombies are in town, and you are OUT of ammunition.

584. The adventure is NEVER in your hometown!!


585. Just outside the town limits is a sign stating "For adventurers levels 1-3"; you just hit level 4.

586. None of the adventure locales are highlighting

587. When you ram into people in town none of their conversation bubbles offer any new info

588. All the barrels/crates are broken

589. The greatest adventure, has yet to be said...

590. The road goes ever on...


591.Because your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


592. You did not find a +1 plant bane adamantine herring in this town either.


560. There's no-one left with a big yellow exclamation mark above their head.

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