Derail Otherwise Decent Topics With Monk Balance and Atheism

[Tossed Slaad]

Sometimes the best way to be chaotic is to be lawful when people least expect it.

Huzzah!

[Prof Chaos]

SNORK! Flerk the consabble. To where is the point of the return of the place where I used to know.

This episode of Prof Chaos was brought to you by Post Cereal.

[Drejk]

Amateurs.

Look on pros in action!

[Odraude]

Yeah that was pretty win right there.

[entropyrat]

Charlie Bell wrote:

entropyrat wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

But, we really need to know if a paladin who forgets to wash his hands after toilet will fall! And if he doesn't kill the godless monk, will he fall then? If he drinks the host's milk??? And what is the definition of atheism?

As per my own personal copy of the "Principia Discordia" Atheism, when broken down to it's base syllables, comes out to this:

A = The first letter of Alpha-Bits cereal.
The = Shorthand for Thermoremanent magnetization.
Ism = I.S.M. I'm So Magical.

Atheism is a belief system structured around the worship of Post Food and their various cereal products.

HERETIC! No TRUE Discordian tolerates structure!

DOUBLE HERETIC! YOU! I'M POINTING AT YOU! Chaos and Order are merely illusions! Nothing is true! Everything is BROCCOLI.

I hereby excommunicate you from Eris' divine bosom. May the Maelstrom have mercy upon your soul.

[Grimmy]

Drejk wrote:

Amateurs.

Look on pros in action!

Wow how did I miss that. I'm glad they can laugh about some of this stuff it must get stressful at times.