Chuck Norris Will Bring '1,000 Years Of Darkness'


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It already seems like it's getting darker early each night. It must be starting gradually.


thejeff wrote:
It already seems like it's getting darker early each night. It must be starting gradually.

Are you kidding me? Last saturday it got dark around 6. The VERY NEXT DAY it was dark at 5. Moving pretty quick IMO.


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I'm attacking the darkness!


hahahahahah good one BNW.


BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!

Leave Charlie Murphy alone!


meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!

Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.


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BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!

Are there any wenches in the darkness? If there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!


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Where's the Mountain Dew?


Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.

Went right over my head that one.

Sovereign Court

meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.
Went right over my head that one.

The Darkness


GeraintElberion wrote:
meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.
Went right over my head that one.
The Darkness

I've never been so grateful not to get a joke.

That's some fiercely awful music.


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meatrace wrote:
GeraintElberion wrote:
meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.
Went right over my head that one.
The Darkness

I've never been so grateful not to get a joke.

That's some fiercely awful music.

Philistine.

Sovereign Court

meatrace wrote:
GeraintElberion wrote:
meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.
Went right over my head that one.
The Darkness
That's some fiercely awful music.

That was awesome. Different tastes for different folks I guess


meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!

There's a new joke going around, have you heard it?

Shadow Lodge

*slaps Freehold*


meatrace wrote:
GeraintElberion wrote:
meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
meatrace wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
I'm attacking the darkness!
Leave Charlie Murphy alone!
Maybe he just doesn't believe in a thing called love.
Went right over my head that one.
The Darkness

I love the Grateful Dead.

That's some fiercely awful music.

Oh, I didn't know you were a Deadhead, too, Meatrace!

Maybe we could trade bootlegs?


I just thought hair metal died in the 80s that's all.


For better or worse, I don't think hair metal ever died.


/cry


TOZ wrote:
*slaps Freehold*

I guess you heard it already ....

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Like I need a reason to slap you?


So, as we know, this is year 2 of the 1,000 Years Of Darkness. The fading light is waning slowly it seems.
I'm looking forward to the night.

[ url= a vampire can only come in if invited ]

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more darkness stuff:

Israeli flare-up is unstoppable.
Russia takes a step to ww3.
Unknown alien signals received by NASA.

nuclear weapon use, soon to come.


more darkness to come:

These signals from space
Ebola virus outbreaks in america
Nazi-esque propaganda used by American media


more darkness to come:

holes opening up in the earth
Bank of America fined $1.2 Billion for mortgage fraud


I'm sure that Obama's army of Wahhabi-Stalinist shock troopers will be riding in on their black helicopters to curbstomp America into submission any moment now.


more darkness to come:

the demise of civil rights
karate fighting in the streets
a living memorial to Hubert Humphrey


Dot.


more darkness to come:

dieing of a heart attack even when you know you're supposed to exercise and eat right.
Donuts


more darkness:

Flood in Detroit inexcusably linked to global warming.
Great humanist commits suicide.
People know they should exercise and don't.


more darkness:

list of hardest places to live in America released; target populations begin riots.
realization sinking in that robots will take our jobs and we'll all die.


more darkness:

US Army Plans to Send Abrams Tanks and Bradleys to Eastern Europe to Fight Russia. s = die
millionaires make record profits in stock market, leaving poor in cold s = dow


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Grand Magus wrote:

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29 years of playing D&D has prepared me for this darkness. This makes me
so... happy! And since Chuck Norris spoke this prophecy it, I know it to
be true.

I'm voting for Obama now, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure.

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ALL HAIL 1,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS

** spoiler omitted **

He seized the Dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the Devil, or Natas, and bound him for a thousand years. ~Book of Leafar 20:2


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CHUCK NORRIS WAS RIGHT !!!!


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Who would win in a HUGE fight between Chuck Norris and Donald Trump?


Mr. Norris.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Mr. Norris.

You failed the EXTREME vetting test! You must suffer the penalty of having Melania Trump plagiarize ALL your posts!


Sarcasm Dragon wrote:
Who would win in a HUGE fight between Chuck Norris and Donald Trump?

A farce. They are the same entity.


... meh.


Recently, this thread has started popping into my mind. It pops in a few times a week as I go about my daily business. Typically I'm driving and alone with my thoughts. I'm actually afraid as we head down the path of re-tribalization [sic] something will happen, from which it may well take humanity 1,000 years to recover. At the beginning, I thought Chuck Norris' comments were a joke; now it's not as clear.


Well, the period from the death of Earth to its reterraforming by humanity's space-born, genetically-engineered descendants is approximately one thousand years.

So far, we're perfectly on track for that. The spread of antibiotic resistance, the early vaccine resistance, the growing environmental disaster, and the growing instability of nations in areas we can't talk about here is all perfectly on track.

All we need now is the widespread adoption of alternative energy, but with shortcuts taken to get the costs down and production up, and a city-wide experiment with hydrogen fuel cells to cement the growing disaster.

I hope you enjoyed the Golden Age of human civilization. It's all downhill from here.

Scarab Sages

Grand Magus wrote:
I'm actually afraid as we head down the path of re-tribalization [sic] something will happen, from which it may well take humanity 1,000 years to recover.

I refuse to accept that. This is merely the semi-mindless/semi-engineered recoil before the revelation of an unprecedented truth:

There's no need for group identity at all.

That which once made humanity's survival possible is now killing it. The time has come for the next phase in evolution.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:
I'm actually afraid as we head down the path of re-tribalization [sic] something will happen, from which it may well take humanity 1,000 years to recover.

I refuse to accept that. This is merely the semi-mindless/semi-engineered recoil before the revelation of an unprecedented truth:

There's no need for group identity at all.

That which once made humanity's survival possible is now killing it. The time has come for the next phase in evolution.

Group identity defined humanity, and a lot of its movements both within and without politics, up until present day. Up until the 1990s, it was such a part of international relations that there has been absolutely no evolutionary pressure to evolve away from it.

Evolution is not instantaneous. Group identity is likely not going anywhere for far longer than the next thousand years simply because we keep finding new reasons to keep it around.


989 years from now Historians will look back and call our lifetime the beginning of the "Little Dark Age".

word.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:


That which once made humanity's survival possible is now killing it. The time has come for the next phase in evolution.

Micro fingerlets to allow me to hit the tiny alphabet along the edge of my iPhone’s music library?

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