Our music video with Gamer / Actress Jen Page, along with insulting reviews from fellow Paizonians!


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Iron GM wanted to thank Offworld Designs for the many T-shirts they've given us over the years, and so I wrote and recorded a silly little ditty and shot a video with Jen Page.

HERE IT IS! <--there it was

Paizo posters had these hurtful things to say about it on Facebook:

Mairkurion - "I love it! But who's the guy with the creepy voice? Sounds like David Bowie mated with a member of the Mythos..."

Crimson Jester - "Rone's voice comes across as some weird vibe as if he is chaneling the voice of Erich Zann."

Heathansson - "I was waiting for the bass drop.....gzzzzzz WOOP! WOOP! bvvvvvvvvvvp "tshirt for that booty pow" gzzzz WOOP! WOOP! BVVVVVVVVVP GAKGAKGAK "TSHIRT FOR THAT BOOTY POW" GZZZZZ...... Skrillex style."

HoustonDerek: "That sounds like dubstep...ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's awful. Sounds like dying frogs. Rone, I don't even know you anymore."

The Jade (to mine critics): "Never stop @#$%ing yourselves."

Other Paizonians had this to say:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny - "Gamer-themed pop punk = win."

Wolfthulhu - "Hahaha... [epic mount] Nice..."

Urizen - "This video is even better than white power milk!"

Ambrosia Slaad - "Jen is cute, and so is the video. :)"

All in good fun. I love these guys.

While you're at it... click me too to prove you can.

And if for any reason you have yet to vote for your favorite RPG stuff at the ENnie Awards, please choose the ENnie nominated Iron GM Podcast for Best Podcast HERE.

Shadow Lodge

Dotted, because i want to take a look at this after I get home from work.

The Exchange

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"...as if he is channeling the voice of Erich Zann."

Get it right.


Crimson Jester wrote:

"...as if he is channeling the voice of Erich Zann."

Get it right.

Fixed!


Kthulhu wrote:
Dotted, because i want to take a look at this after I get home from work.

I thank you for your dot. Words no man with his pants down wants to hear from his lover... words your CIA chief commends you with when you bring in a tiny spy message... oh I suck at $100,000 Pyramid.

Liberty's Edge

BUY ALL THE T-SHIRTS!

.ahem. Sorry, I got a little meme in my throat.

Very nice video, great work!


Zahariel wrote:

BUY ALL THE T-SHIRTS!

.ahem. Sorry, I got a little meme in my throat.

Very nice video, great work!

Thanks, Zahariel! Sorry you had to notice those hidden messages. ;)

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Crimson Jester wrote:

"...as if he is channeling the voice of Erich Zann."

Get it right.

Wait... Erich Zann was mute.


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Wolfthulhu wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

"...as if he is channeling the voice of Erich Zann."

Get it right.

Wait... Erich Zann was mute.

Maybe that was Jester's wishful thinking coming into play. ;)


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Wait until the remix when the video is re-cut where I am playing the role of Jen Page. Besides, being behind the camera warbling for you folks clearly cuts into my fanservice percentages.

This sexiness cannot be contained. CANNOT BE CONTAINED!

Scarab Sages

WTF?!? How come I ain't quoted in there?!? Don't you people love me anymore?


Röne Bartön wrote:

Wait until the remix when the video is re-cut where I am playing the role of Jen Page. Besides, being behind the camera warbling for you folks clearly cuts into my fanservice percentages.

This sexiness cannot be contained. CANNOT BE CONTAINED!

You are absolutely right, alter egoganger. Jen really did steal the spotlight from my irresistable salacious charms, and that led to far less fanservicing. From now on... all lady model parts will be played by me.

"Why, cuz you're a boob?"

I think I meant all lady roles.


Aberzombie wrote:
WTF?!? How come I ain't quoted in there?!? Don't you people love me anymore?

How'd I miss you, zombeh? I can't find your review. :/

Scarab Sages

The Jade wrote:
I can't find your review. :/

Oops....


The Jade wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

"...as if he is channeling the voice of Erich Zann."

Get it right.

Wait... Erich Zann was mute.
Maybe that was Jester's wishful thinking coming into play. ;)

That is one way to look at it.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

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Aberzombie wrote:
WTF?!? How come I ain't quoted in there?!? Don't you people love me anymore?

We were trying to find a tactful way of telling you. This is the best we could come up with.


Should I have said Ambrosia Slaad or Slaad Barr. Why am I suddenly wanting to go to a salad bar?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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Allen Taliesin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
WTF?!? How come I ain't quoted in there?!? Don't you people love me anymore?
We were trying to find a tactful way of telling you. This is the best we could come up with.

I think I remember his review, so I'll paraphrase...

"Braaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnsssssssss"


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Hee hee!

I don't know if anyone has ever made a tribute song to their merchandiser before.

Ground-breaking work. Bravo!


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Ambrosia is preferred. And I charge a premium for gargling milk because I'm somewhat lactose intolerant.


Do you video tape it as well?


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Hee hee!

I don't know if anyone has ever made a tribute song to their merchandiser before.

Ground-breaking work. Bravo!

Thank you, sir!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia is preferred. And I charge a premium for gargling milk because I'm somewhat lactose intolerant.

You know, it's worth it. You can actually taste the distress.


I just don't get the milk gargling site.
WTF?


salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie by Skrillex


I came to read the insulting reviews, I feel wronged.
I now insult you for misleading me and making false promises.


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Shifty wrote:

I came to read the insulting reviews, I feel wronged.

I now insult you for misleading me and making false promises.

This was my plan all along, Shifty. To lure you into my trap with your own sadistic need to revel in the dark human circus. To get you to that video by any means necessary. From the very moment you were born there was a string tied to your wrist. Oh, little Shifty remembers that string from his earliest recollections, but he thought it was from the blue balloon he was given for that street parade. Floats, clowns and brass musicians smiling and waving as they passed by in the twilight... so much taller than him that they appeared as garish giants floating by on wing'd wagons. But no. The string is much older than that, and fasioned from impure intent. Do you not remember my leering face as I made terrible pacts with your elders? Me bending down to tie it to you myself? It pulled you closer to the goal, ever closer. And now that I have your "view" logged onto my precious YouTube video, you can never get it back.

And the entrenched ligature my string left behind? That empty space you've always felt and blamed for your sourness? Let it run wet... a primal stinging aqueduct for your unsparing tears!

Was it worth it? My scheme that stretched across decades and cost me $264,000? Yes, a thousand times yes. And I'd do it again.

hahahaha
MWaHaHaHa
MWAHAHAHA
MWWAAAAAAHAHA-<HACK HACK HACK>

My inhaler! Someone!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I just don't get the milk gargling site.

WTF?

Seems to be a ruse. Not supposed to drink it. Fine print says some parts of the site are fictional.


The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I just don't get the milk gargling site.

WTF?
Seems to be a ruse. Not supposed to drink it. Fine print says some parts of the site are fictional.

oops


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I just don't get the milk gargling site.

WTF?
Seems to be a ruse. Not supposed to drink it. Fine print says some parts of the site are fictional.
oops

I can wield a rule 34 invocation with broad strokes if you feel if you're getting gypped.

Liberty's Edge

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie by Skrillex

FFFFFUUUUUU!!!


This was very silly.


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie by Skrillex

That needs a 'may cause seizures' warning like Japanese cartoons.


Orthos wrote:
This was very silly.

Terribly silly. Nothing like Peek Freans.

Liberty's Edge

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The Jade wrote:
Orthos wrote:
This was very silly.
Terribly silly. Nothing like Peek Freans.

Where the hell do you find these things? Actually, a better question would be why do you find these things?


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I'm not saying it was aliens ...

Spoiler:

BUT IT WAS ALIENS!

Shadow Lodge

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Giorgio Tsoukalos wrote:

I'm not saying it was aliens ...

Spoiler:
BUT IT WAS ALIENS!

AUUUUUUUGH! An alien Röneaganger of me!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Orthos wrote:
This was very silly.
Terribly silly. Nothing like Peek Freans.
Where the hell do you find these things? Actually, a better question would be why do you find these things?

Because I'm a very serious cookie. I'm Verrr-ry serious.


Giorgio Tsoukalos wrote:

I'm not saying it was aliens ...

** spoiler omitted **

What an ideal avatar for delivering that particular line.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos wrote:
Giorgio Tsoukalos wrote:

I'm not saying it was aliens ...

** spoiler omitted **

AUUUUUUUGH! An alien Röneaganger of me!

So wait, who am I again?

Liberty's Edge

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Orthos wrote:
This was very silly.
Terribly silly. Nothing like Peek Freans.
Where the hell do you find these things? Actually, a better question would be why do you find these things?

Kept waiting for the bass to drop...

Liberty's Edge

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie by Skrillex
FFFFFUUUUUU!!!

Clicked on Spanky's link, and the dog went batshit. Tried to kill the laptop, she did. Even the silly pug has better taste in music than today's youth...

Liberty's Edge

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houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Orthos wrote:
This was very silly.
Terribly silly. Nothing like Peek Freans.
Where the hell do you find these things? Actually, a better question would be why do you find these things?
Kept waiting for the bass to drop...

DROP THAT BASS


Jen Page is hawt. Rawwrrrl.


Turin the Mad wrote:
Jen Page is hawt. Rawwrrrl.

:) It's a wonder those T-shirts didn't go up in flames.

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Jade, has Jen seen this thread?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Jade, has Jen seen this thread?

Not to my knowledge, CJ. But there's a goood chance she will, so everyone comport yourselves!

;)

::Dons a Saville Row grey sharkskin suit and sips at a snooty tea blend with pinky finger antenna fully extended::

Quite.


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<coifs hair 80's fabulous>

Klaus Meine wishes he could rock this mane like a hurricane.


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Straightens leathers. Smiles.

Dark Archive

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Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

The end was cute, apparently some dude name Rone Barton was involved in it a lot... who the hell? :)


Dark_Mistress wrote:
The end was cute, apparently some dude name Rone Barton was involved in it a lot... who the hell? :)

I was wondering if that guy was going to find even more ways to insert his name in the credits.

>

"A Rone Barton Production"
"Catered by Rone Barton"
"Handled Lovingly and Skillfully Uploaded by Rone Barton"


It's true. I should get ALL THE CREDITS.

Adulation of me is a virtue.

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