|Rubber Ducky guy|
"There's no danger here!"
The Melekene Fighter Thelandras seconds before being one shotted by a dart attack dealing somewhere in the neighborhood of 120 points of damage + poison, during a special one time Living Arcanis module. The TPK of that module is actually part of world canon.
From my Savage Tide game (Summarized/ad-libbed, it's been a couple years):
"Let me check out this throne before you come into the room." - Rokugo Yuri, River Spiritfolk Binder|Rogue. Three Lotus thieves disguised as combat dummies filled her with crossbow bolts and slit her throat while she searched the throne for traps or hidden compartments.
"Did we get them all?" - Rin, Human Psion|(some healer class), after those three bandits were killed, the other three dummies filled him with bolts too.
"I'll summon another spectral weapon." - Dresylaer, blind Killoren Bard|Favored Soul, right before the Mother-of-All did her port-through-plants trick to bypass the entire party and pop up right next to the guy who had summoned about five spectral knives to attack her.
"That doesn't pass, does it?" - Yasumoto, Human Ninja|Scout, failing a grapple check versus Burbalarg the Elder Shambler, just before the constrict damage squeezed him to death.
|The Eldritch Mr. Shiny|
Player, running into a fight: "I run to stand next to the sorcerer."
GM: "You do realize you're running past one dire wolf, yes?"
Player: "Meh, I'll get hit with one AoO. Big deal."
GM rolls to hit: Nat 20.
Rolls to confirm: Nat 20.
Rolls for auto-kill (as per long-established house-rule): Nat 20.
GM: NOBODY MOVE. I need to take a picture of the die.
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[Note: The party was carrying the corpse of the rogue, who'd failed a "save or die" effect.]
Cleric: "I cast Find Traps"
GM: "You sense that the corridor before you is one big trap."
Fighter: "I'm at full hit points. I run through and spring all the traps, then, everyone can follow. When we're back together, the cleric can heal me back up!"
|Turin the Mad|