From off the top rope, holding a foreign object! Babality!
*TWEEET*
Flag on the play! No babalties with foreign objects while the ISS can be seen overhead!
This ISS?!? They do not care. The play stands after review. Halt and catch fire!
Wait! Did we remember to sing the National Anthem before we started?!
I am now going to invoke the double posting clause. I'd recommend you all stand back: this could get messy.
I invoke the incomplete
A spectacular move! I think that's even up the scores! With the scores tied at 41-1110.6, it's anybody's game now!
But I'm at Polaris-1285.0931.1840 because of the TARDIS I used.
I think you'll find that once you account for the Timey-Wimosphere Differential, the scores will add up correctly.
But I used the Reverse Polarity Card for an extra deus ex machina.
But did you play it in the power zone?
3 dozen, actually! Don't forget the Grandmother's House Modifier!
Aaaaaaand....TIME!
Good game everyone. We'll resume yesterday at orange o'clock.
Don't forget your uniforms, as we'll be starting afresh with brand new teams. Formal dress is optional, but ties must be worn.
Referees for next match will be randomly determined by standard duck-duck-goose method, with the possibility of at least one time-out and two Go Fish breaks.
No, Who's on first.
Third Base!
Completion, reference is good!
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Football shaped dogs are now legal for Calvinball, but they cannot be spiked(literally, they can levitate themselves when falling).
Did you remember to fill out your point-taking license? If you haven't, you are the one who is penalized.
Foul words are spelled out with shaped chicken nuggets, you are forced to eat your words. The only dipping sauce is nyarlotep sauce made from 5 different hot peppers.
Remember to file the new form request in triplicate, before you create any new forms.
You are exempt from this rule, of course, if you cover yourself from head to toe in red tape.
2-Month thread necromancy bonus! Triple points!
Oh, shoot! Did I forget to declare my Time Stop bonus before I actually used Time Stop?
If playing takes you farther from winning the game must be referred to as a kind of golf.
Remember, Remember the FOURTH of November! Surprise points for mask-wearers!
If you don't understand something, just yell FNORD and go about your business.:)
Let freedom ring!
If you don't, you go into the penalty cube.
Good thing it's working replica Liberty bell night.
(rings bell.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=750sgSwE8BU
New year bonus! Triple Word Score!
Two year thread necromancy bonus and new year bonus. Because no one claimed the new year bonus for 2018, I get that one too. Because bonuses are multiplicative, that means I just earned five gazillion points!
The exchange rate for points to USD is a gazillion to one, so I could cash out and buy a foot long sandwich at Subway. But, the exchange rate from USD to points is also a gazillion to one, so if I cash out for dollars and then spend all of those buying more points, I get a gazillion gazillion points. That's a gazillion sandwiches right there. But if I keep it up, swapping from points to dollars and from dollars to points, I can earn infinite money. Infinity is a lot of sandwiches.
With infinity sandwiches, I could combine them all to form one sandwich of infinite size. Conversely, I could combine them to create infinity sandwiches of an arbitrarily large size each - enough sandwiches will, due to their gravity, form into a star. Since I have infinite sandwiches, I can create infinite stars, postponing the universe's heat death indefinitely. (Since whenever we're running low on stars, I can buy more sandwiches to combine.) This invokes the "Reversing Entropy" clause, clearly found on page 8↑³⁶6 of your Calvinball manual, which declares me not only the winner of the game, double no take-backs (the second most powerful form of no take-backs recognized by the international federation of Calvinball) but also declares that everyone else currently playing has to tip their hats to me, or face the failure to tip one's hat penalty.