Naming an intelligent weapon


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Sczarni

So, my Magus just got his black blade two weeks ago and I still haven't been able to come up with a proper name.

The wielder is a LN tiefling Magus (Bladebound Kensai) with Asmodeus as his patron. In his first adventure, he earned the well-fitting nickname of, "The Dandy Devil". He's a Varisian troup raised illegitimate son of a Chelaxian noble with a flair for the dramatic. He's very much a duelist and a showboater, relying on dexterity and acrobatics to get away with his swashbuckling antics.

The Black Blade, itself, is an ornate rapier who's purpose is to slay demons.

I am at a loss. Nothing I've come up with so far seems to fit. Demonsbane is just so generic, while Grace is sorta fitting, just not real impressive.

So, I turn to you, oh wise forum posters. Halp?


Hellthorn. It is a pointy thing, that serves the lord of hell.


You could steal one from a book? For a Rapier I kinda like "Needle", from the Games Of Thrones books.

My own Magus carries a dark glass-sword called Myr.

I've found that when naming items it's not about what sounds dramatic to others, but what feels good to the user. Lugging around the greataxe "Hellscreamer" isn't really the feel I would like for my chaotic good fighter for instance ;)


Angelaser.

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Nocticula's Phallus.


Make up the Infernal translation for whatever you choose.

Iron Thistle.

Edictor.

Hell's Herald.

the Binding Blade.

Lethe's Whisper.

(Hellthorn is good, dammit).

Blood War's Brood.

the Fine Point. (Contract humor...)

Spindle (little vague: for re-weaving the chaos of the Abyss).

Slavetaker.

Grand Lodge

Piercer of the Heavens.

Silver Crusade

Asmodeus' Quill


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Brainstorming...

Fiendfoe

Heartseeker

Chaos Killer

Scarab Sages

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Excalibur from Soul Eater for this Dandy Devil. Seems like a perfect fit to me :3


Abyssal Lament or Scorn (as in "hell has no fury like a")


Someone linked to this site the other day and I can't get enough of it:

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=theotech

I'm partial to the name, "Gomorroah Penetrator" but I'd encourage you to create your own.

Edit: linkified

Silver Crusade

Call it Jeff...

Because come on!

It would be awesome


My player's tiefling magus blackblade rhoka sword's name was Tharox. I mean, he was intelligent and all that. I wouldn't want to be named Keyboard-Prodder or Muffin-Devourer.

Give it a cool sounding 'normal' name.


Bob.


Several good suggestions, but I would like to present this as inspiration for your weapons name.

Sczarni

Bob the Black Blade... Hmm...

Liberty's Edge

Hellsgrace or Devildancer.


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If you're going to mine classic fantasy series for sword's names how about Irving?


Just so you can use the Tick's battle cry...
Spoooooooon!

Or shorter and scarier: Spork!


Spork-Morpork!

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Hellspike (good for a piercing weapon)
Hamatula's Caress (like a barbed devil)
Impsting

You could name it after one of the Malebranche from Dante's Inferno. In PFRPG, malebranches are cornugons--horned devils, in keeping with the pointy rapier theme. They are:

wikipedia wrote:

Alichino (derived from Arlecchino, the harlequin)

Barbariccia ("Curly Beard")
Cagnazzo ("Nasty Dog")
Calcabrina (possibly "Grace Stomper")
Ciriatto ("Wild Hog"[2])
Draghignazzo ("Big Nasty Dragon")
Farfarello (possibly "Goblin")
Graffiacane ("Dog Scratcher")
Libicocco (possibly "Libyan Hothead")
Malacoda, the leader ("Evil Tail")
Rubicante (possibly "Red-faced Terror")
Scarmiglione (possibly "Trouble Maker")

Or, perhaps, something more oblique like:

Censor (pen mightier than the sword? we'll see)
Bloodquill (pen whose ink is blood)
The Nail


Blood Fang

Demon Dirge

Devil's Justice (Devil's are 'Lawful' after all.)

Balor's Tear

Fiends Tongue

Abyssal Barb

Just a few.


Fellfoil

Raventongue

Crowfeather

Throatslitter

Stabbity Doom

or more dramatically

Souldrinker


Fellfoil is nice. Good one (well, evil one, but you get the point).

I'd hold back on naming it after an extant devil... could cause problems with the name's original owner.

Sczarni

Alitan wrote:

Fellfoil is nice. Good one (well, evil one, but you get the point).

I'd hold back on naming it after an extant devil... could cause problems with the name's original owner.

Yeah, something tells me that a Devil might get a little peeved at having some upstart sword using its name without proper permission!

However, you guys have some amazing suggestions. I greatly appreciate all the input as it gives me all sorts of new options/inspirations to work with.

Sczarni

On the other hand, I wonder if an appropriate fluff for the sword would be that one of the devils cheesed off Asmodeus and is now actually bound inside the sword, thus giving it the infernal intelligence it has...

Either way, I'm having a hard time deciding between some of these names as so many of them are absolutely fantastic (you guys rock), though the temptation to just go with Bob the Black Blade or something similarly comedic.

Sczarni

Jack-of-Blades wrote:
though the temptation to just go with Bob the Black Blade or something similarly comedic.

That should've ended with "is tempting" but I forgot :B


Randy Rapier (pronounce Rapier as two syllables RAY-PEER)

it sees a demon gets excited and then it just has to have its way with those demons

Sczarni

You are a sick, hilarious, bugger, ya know that?

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Black Bargain.

Dread Sting.

Dis.


so i take it that means i win? :)

EDIT: Also put together your initials and his initials become DR DR

got to be something there!!

Sczarni

Vuvu wrote:

so i take it that means i win? :)

EDIT: Also put together your initials and his initials become DR DR

got to be something there!!

Lulz...


Prospector wrote:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Excalibur from Soul Eater for this Dandy Devil. Seems like a perfect fit to me :3

You really want to subject any character to that?! You are a sick and twisted man, my friend. :P


DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Dis.

Just think of calling out "I got Dis!"

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Barry the Chopper.


Deathstick, as in "you wanna buy deathsticks?", "you don't want want to sell me deathsticks..", "I don't want to sell you deathsticks..", "you want to go home and re-evaluate your life.", "I think I'll go home aaand re-evaluate my life."

or how bout Sanguine Spigot?

Scarab Sages

ShadowFighter88 wrote:
Prospector wrote:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Excalibur from Soul Eater for this Dandy Devil. Seems like a perfect fit to me :3
You really want to subject any character to that?! You are a sick and twisted man, my friend. :P

You are too kind dear sir/lady. I come from a long line of sick & twisted. You honor my ancestors and me with your wonderful praise.

Plus think of the the comedic gold. Picture it, the party arrives into the BBEG's lair and are greeted with a big booming voice, "WHO DARES DISTURBS MY RESEARCH?!" And out pops the rapier saying, "My legend started in the 12th century..." The party groans in unison. Six hours later the BBEG commits suicide while the rapier is still in the 16th century.


So does it outright kill fiends, or does it just slay the body while dipatching the soul back to hell? If dispatch, then how about The Vessel.

Also, what aobut something simple: Prince's Gaze. I would suppose a charismatic leader such as Asmodeus has a "piercing" gaze.

Obvious: Ebonstrike

Jaunty: Return Policy

Mythic: Viridiek

...or just plain silly: Ol Billy Baru! Oh Billy Billy Billy Billy...


blackbloodtroll wrote:
Barry the Chopper.

That's clever. Does it have a blood seal?

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Pomkin wrote:
blackbloodtroll wrote:
Barry the Chopper.
That's clever. Does it have a blood seal?

Of course, why do you think it is intelligent?


How about something short that evokes an image of something you want to get away from as fast as humanly possible. Rimmer could work. :P

Sczarni

ShadowFighter88 wrote:
How about something short that evokes an image of something you want to get away from as fast as humanly possible. Rimmer could work. :P

"Oh, Rimmer... You are a Smeg Head." (5:20)


Jack-of-Blades wrote:
ShadowFighter88 wrote:
How about something short that evokes an image of something you want to get away from as fast as humanly possible. Rimmer could work. :P
"Oh, Rimmer... You are a Smeg Head." (5:20)

Shame part 3 of that upload got blocked on copyright. I mean, fair enough on the BBC but you'd think they could host just the first episode to show people what the series was like.

Sczarni

ShadowFighter88 wrote:
Jack-of-Blades wrote:
ShadowFighter88 wrote:
How about something short that evokes an image of something you want to get away from as fast as humanly possible. Rimmer could work. :P
"Oh, Rimmer... You are a Smeg Head." (5:20)
Shame part 3 of that upload got blocked on copyright. I mean, fair enough on the BBC but you'd think they could host just the first episode to show people what the series was like.

Yeah... I guess let folks watch 2/3 of the episode then make 'em wanna see the rest of it to convince 'em to buy it or something?

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