I must have it!

[DungeonmasterCal]

Behold, The Switchblade Spork!!

[Grand Magus]

I bet those are made in China too.

Can't Americans even manufacture Switchblade Sporks anymore?

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[Gark the Goblin]

sporks are polish right

[Gark the Goblin]

or maybe that's polished

[JMD031]

Man, I thought this was going to be something cool. :(

[Gark the Goblin]

how are sporks not cool they are a symbol of america

[The Black Goblin]

The Black Goblin stands with Gark the Goblin....SPORKS are COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!

[Snot'zt Phlegm'Spewen]

Can we call it a FOON as well.

[Crimson Jester]

that's meataculus.

[Gark the Goblin]

it's getting meta something around here alreight