Russian police search Putin foes' homes before rally
Haters gonna hate.
Witness the power of free and open elections!
In Soviet Russia, president assassinates, you.
In Soviet Russia, president assassinates, you.
Ex-Soviet Russia, Citizen Kryzbyn, ex-Soviet Russia.
Under the USSR, there was no President, just the glorious Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet who would rubberstamp the assassination order of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party.
And now I'm getting weepy with nostalgia...
Comrade Anklebiter, I think the 'former' will become more faded as Putin serves his term, if he's limited to a 'term'.
I don't know. Putin just seems too video-gamey to me.
Putin 2.0 - Now with real Russian blood.
If the video game was Modern Warfare, am I right!?!
No, it is all the At Will powers.
Go ahead and threadjack away. ~reads the link and whistles~ wow.
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In Soviet Russia, president assassinates, you.Ex-Soviet Russia, Citizen Kryzbyn, ex-Soviet Russia.
Under the USSR, there was no President, just the glorious Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet who would rubberstamp the assassination order of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party.
And now I'm getting weepy with nostalgia...
No more tears please, only so much tearful golbins we can handle.
It seems kind of obvious in retrospect, but I think Scarlett Johansson was probably miscast as The Black Widow.
In Soviet Russia, president assassinates, you.Ex-Soviet Russia, Citizen Kryzbyn, ex-Soviet Russia.
Under the USSR, there was no President, just the glorious Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet who would rubberstamp the assassination order of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party.
And now I'm getting weepy with nostalgia...
I've told you I actually visited the CCCP, haven't I Doodlebug? (More to follow in PM.)
No, you haven't. And I look forward to your PM.
But just so we're all clear, my "weepy with nostalgia" post was trolling. I can't help myself.
Now there's a man who takes power and knows what to do with it! I wish Obama would do the same to his critics. Teach those conspiracy freaks a lesson! I'll show ya my birth certificate!
I dont mind Putin, seems to be doing ok considering what he is working with.
Will I loose my man card if I say that is some dress?
Will I loose my man card if I say that is some dress?
Nope. You get to keep your man card. It is a nice dress. Of course, you could put a potato sack on her and she would make it look good.
Of course, you could put a potato sack on her and she would make it look good.
True dat. Too bad she was not active when I was in Military Intelligence.
She did a strip tease for him singing a version of Samanatha Fox's song...COmmie girls need love too
Comrade Anklebiter knew Anna personally he was part of her program only he did not get caught.
It's true.
So tell us what is she like Doodlebug?
Well, I can tell you that is an awesome dress. The best thing about it? Taking it off.
Goblins do it in the street! With Russian spies!
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Doing It With Spies: The Musical Interlude
I keep trying to forget those parts of the 70s, and someone keeps bring it up. Damn that hair.
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Who's got Soviet jokes?
Here's one:
During the height of the Moscow Trials, two guys are sitting at a cafe. One turns to the other and says under his breath, "What do you think about how Stalin's doing?"
The other guy looks around nervously and says "Meet me at midnight down by the docks" and then gets up and leaves.
They meet at midnight down by the docks. "So," the first guy asks quietly, "what do you think about Stalin?"
The other guy looks around nervously and says, "Help me get this boat in the water."
So, they row out into the middle of the lake. The first guy whispers "So how do you think Stalin is doing?"
The other guy looks around nervously, leans forward and says
Ba-dump-bump!
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In Mother Russia, joke gets you.