You roll a three...

[Gebby]

Dabbler wrote:

...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I prefer point buy.

...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the dumbest reason I have heard of anyone prefering point buy. :)

But honestly if it actually happened... not even worth thinking about.

[Ciaran Barnes]

Someone with int 3 is barely able to speak. It's that 1 point that separates us from the animals. And at 3 cha and wis, he can just barely tell the difference between himself, a unicorn, and a length of rope.

[Zain Ashvale]

Charlie Brooks wrote:

Dabbler wrote:

...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I prefer point buy.

Because of a hypothetical situation in which odds are something like 1 to 100,000,000,000,000 against?

Personally, I make the most deluded man alive. A guy who thinks he's capable of anything, who thinks he's the most brilliant mind in the land, and who believes that all the ladies and most of the guys want him. Whenever he is bested in anything, I have him come up with some reason why the other guy cheated. In battle, I probably have him act cowardly but come in at the end to deliver coup de graces and claim some glory.

And I give him a sick puppy to take care of. So maybe the GM will take pity on me and not kill off the character, because if he dies, who will take care of the puppy?

So... so you're playing Hercule from Dragon Ball Z?

[Irthos]

Recursive Leadership gnome summoner.

And while my DM is on the floor foaming at the mouth, I'm stealing those dice and putting them in a lead-lined container for my next Champions game. It's been awhile since I made a GM cry.