|baldwin the merciful|
As for the size, don't forget, you can cast enlarge on you familiar, to get it up to Medium. If that thing has chick accessories, they may fit.
Dodo walks into the Magic Mart, asks for a potion of magic fang. The vendor asks 'Is your master paying for that?', to which he replies "Just put it on my bill.".
Would Thanksgiving Turkey cake decorations work?