Dialogue You Won't Hear from Calvin Coolidge.


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Grand Lodge

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Pretty much not anything as this President was known as "Silent Cal."


/springs in

This thread had been THREADJACKED!!

/springs out


F the French let's side with the Krauts.


Socialite says to Coolidge, "I made a bet than I could get you to say more than three words tonight."

"You lose," he replied.

Which is funny, but

Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

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Grand Lodge

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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:


Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

Which would be kind of hard since President Cal's been dead for decades... the ultimate silence.


LazarX wrote:
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:


Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

Which would be kind of hard since President Cal's been dead for decades... the ultimate silence.

Workers revolution to smash Andrews Jackson and Johnson, too!


Calvin Coolidge -- Vampire Hunter

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder PF Special Edition, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I hear the first feat that Cal ever took was "Silent Spell".


I didn't realize Coolidge could cast spells.


Coolidge was a one-term loser. I have crumbs in my moustache with more personality.


{snores in the corner}

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Dorothy Parker was seated next to Calvin Coolidge at a dinner party one night. After an evening of conversation with everyone except the person sitting next to her, the effervescent Mrs. Parker remarked, "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."

...

To which Mr. Coolidge replied:
You lose.


Ahem.

[Points up a couple of posts]

Workers revolution to smash Dorothy Parker!

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

*debates wielding supreme executive power to silence those radical elements that were first to make the joke...*

*elects not to... this time...*


In all fairness, and in order to not get silenced, you told the joke better than me.


{points at spriggan} Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! We're being repressed!


COOLIDGE SMASH!

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