Cosmo Director of Sales |
Dorothy Parker was seated next to Calvin Coolidge at a dinner party one night. After an evening of conversation with everyone except the person sitting next to her, the effervescent Mrs. Parker remarked, "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."
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To which Mr. Coolidge replied:
You lose.
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |