paizo.com Recent Posts in Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...paizo.com Recent Posts in Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...2012-04-30T23:00:52Z2012-04-30T23:00:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1312012-05-15T18:11:40Z2012-05-15T18:11:40Z<p>178. Eat your vegetables.</p>178. Eat your vegetables.Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)2012-05-15T18:11:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...The Mad Badger (alias of Gruumash .)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1302012-05-15T16:34:32Z2012-05-15T16:34:32Z<p>177.) top ten weapons to have for a zombiepocaplyse.</p>177.) top ten weapons to have for a zombiepocaplyse.The Mad Badger (alias of Gruumash .)2012-05-15T16:34:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1292012-05-15T15:51:09Z2012-05-15T15:51:09Z<p>176. Squirrels can be dangerous when provoked.</p>176. Squirrels can be dangerous when provoked.Aberzombie2012-05-15T15:51:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Andrew Turnerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1282012-05-15T13:20:41Z2012-05-15T13:20:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas LeBlanc wrote:</div><blockquote><p> 173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.
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174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
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175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court. </blockquote><p>175. <a href="http://arxiv.org/abs/1204.0162" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">How to fight a traffic ticket in traffic court with physics.</a>Thomas LeBlanc wrote:173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.
174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court.
175. How to fight a traffic ticket in traffic court with physics.Andrew Turner2012-05-15T13:20:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Thomas LeBlanc (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1272012-05-15T12:49:05Z2012-05-15T12:49:05Z<p>173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.
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174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
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175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court.</p>173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.
174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court.Thomas LeBlanc (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32)2012-05-15T12:49:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1262012-05-15T12:03:42Z2012-05-15T12:03:42Z<p>172. Watch out for arrows to the knee.</p>172. Watch out for arrows to the knee.Aberzombie2012-05-15T12:03:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Orthoshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1252012-05-15T03:06:41Z2012-05-15T03:06:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Detect Magic wrote:</div><blockquote> 165.) <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=pale+man&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=9J2xT-acN4Segwewu9GlCQ&biw=1280&bih=636&sei=-J2xT7XcBc7wggfQrNGMCQ#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&q=pale+man+pan%27s+labyrinth&revid=1387927001&sa=X&ei=-J2xT—IDYS0gwevuMnPCQ&ved=0CEEQgxY&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=dda59f0a76887654&biw=1280&bih=636" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Eat nothing.</a> </blockquote><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHDetect Magic wrote:165.) Eat nothing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHOrthos2012-05-15T03:06:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1242012-05-15T01:35:05Z2012-05-15T01:35:05Z<p>171. If you shave it, glue it, or erase it, the cows may get angry.</p>171. If you shave it, glue it, or erase it, the cows may get angry.Aberzombie2012-05-15T01:35:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...TheLoneClerichttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1232012-05-15T00:26:40Z2012-05-15T00:26:40Z<p>167. You don't find love by looking for it.
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168. But you do find sex.
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169. One is not the other.
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170. Hurry not into a relationship, saunter.</p>167. You don't find love by looking for it.
168. But you do find sex.
169. One is not the other.
170. Hurry not into a relationship, saunter.TheLoneCleric2012-05-15T00:26:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1222012-11-15T18:58:14Z2012-05-15T00:14:34Z<p>166.) You don't have to be the guy who does all the damn work, if you can figure out how to be the guy who takes credit for doing all the damn work. In fact, while the other guy is doing former, it gives you ample time to think about how to do the latter.</p>166.) You don't have to be the guy who does all the damn work, if you can figure out how to be the guy who takes credit for doing all the damn work. In fact, while the other guy is doing former, it gives you ample time to think about how to do the latter.Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2012-05-15T00:14:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Detect Magichttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1212012-05-15T00:07:31Z2012-05-15T00:07:31Z<p>165.) <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=pale+man&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=9J2xT-acN4Segwewu9GlCQ&biw=1280&bih=636&sei=-J2xT7XcBc7wggfQrNGMCQ#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&q=pale+man+pan%27s+labyrinth&revid=1387927001&sa=X&ei=-J2xT—IDYS0gwevuMnPCQ&ved=0CEEQgxY&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=dda59f0a76887654&biw=1280&bih=636" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Eat nothing.</a></p>165.) Eat nothing.Detect Magic2012-05-15T00:07:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1202012-05-14T23:43:57Z2012-05-14T23:43:57Z<p>159. Eat your babies:
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160. Remove cloth wrapper.
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161. Poke; if hard, proceed to 162; if soft, proceed to 163.
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162. It is a rock, throw it off the cliff. Proceed to 164.
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163. It is a baby, eat it.
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164. Punish your servants by eating them.</p>159. Eat your babies:
160. Remove cloth wrapper.
161. Poke; if hard, proceed to 162; if soft, proceed to 163.
162. It is a rock, throw it off the cliff. Proceed to 164.
163. It is a baby, eat it.
164. Punish your servants by eating them.Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)2012-05-14T23:43:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Celestine8https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1192012-05-14T18:06:41Z2012-05-14T18:06:41Z<p>156.) No, you DON'T have to just put up with it.
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157.) Always be aware of what is going on. Do not let prejudices or what people tell you form your opinion of what is going on and never confuse opinion for fact.
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158.) Stop being afraid.</p>156.) No, you DON'T have to just put up with it.
157.) Always be aware of what is going on. Do not let prejudices or what people tell you form your opinion of what is going on and never confuse opinion for fact.
158.) Stop being afraid.Celestine82012-05-14T18:06:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1182012-05-14T16:36:57Z2012-05-14T16:36:57Z<p>154. Never give a 1 year old a clear shot at the toilet when he's holding a bottle of Febreeze.</p>154. Never give a 1 year old a clear shot at the toilet when he's holding a bottle of Febreeze.Aberzombie2012-05-14T16:36:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Orthoshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1172012-05-04T13:48:37Z2012-05-04T13:48:37Z<p>153. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single and celibate, despite what every medium says to the contrary.</p>153. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single and celibate, despite what every medium says to the contrary.Orthos2012-05-04T13:48:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1162012-05-02T10:51:54Z2012-05-02T10:51:54Z<p>152. <redacted> isn't always green.</p>152. isn't always green.Aberzombie2012-05-02T10:51:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Alex Draconishttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1152012-05-02T09:14:42Z2012-05-02T09:14:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> 151. Bacon can fix anything. </blockquote><p>I thought that was duct tape.Aberzombie wrote:151. Bacon can fix anything.
I thought that was duct tape.Alex Draconis2012-05-02T09:14:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Recklesshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1142012-05-01T23:06:12Z2012-05-01T23:06:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> 151. Bacon can fix anything. </blockquote><p>Oh, AZ, you can call him Kevin.Aberzombie wrote:151. Bacon can fix anything.
Oh, AZ, you can call him Kevin.Reckless2012-05-01T23:06:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1132012-05-01T22:33:18Z2012-05-01T22:33:18Z<p>151. Bacon can fix anything.</p>151. Bacon can fix anything.Aberzombie2012-05-01T22:33:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Alex Draconishttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1122012-05-01T21:44:30Z2012-05-01T21:44:30Z<p>150. Trust No One</p>150. Trust No OneAlex Draconis2012-05-01T21:44:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Frank the Mime (alias of Aberzombie)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1112012-05-01T20:15:41Z2012-05-01T20:15:41Z<p>149. .......!</p>149. .......!Frank the Mime (alias of Aberzombie)2012-05-01T20:15:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1102012-05-01T11:05:45Z2012-05-01T11:05:45Z<p>148. If you build it they may or may not come, but unless you have a permit they could fine you and maybe throw you in jail.</p>148. If you build it they may or may not come, but unless you have a permit they could fine you and maybe throw you in jail.Aberzombie2012-05-01T11:05:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Liz Courts (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1092012-05-01T00:01:41Z2012-05-01T00:01:41Z<p>A reminder to try and not post flame-bait in this thread—thanks!</p>A reminder to try and not post flame-bait in this thread—thanks!Liz Courts (Contributor)2012-05-01T00:01:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1082012-04-30T23:02:56Z2012-04-30T23:02:56Z<p>147. Watch out for rogue baseballs.</p>147. Watch out for rogue baseballs.Aberzombie2012-04-30T23:02:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2npao&page=3?Life-Lessons-I-Wish-My-Parents-Had-Taught-Me#1072012-04-30T17:23:51Z2012-04-30T17:23:51Z<p>Removed a post. Let's try to stay out adult themed territory on the forums please.</p>Removed a post. Let's try to stay out adult themed territory on the forums please.Chris Lambertz2012-04-30T17:23:51Z