My (Amusing) Pathfinder Society Monk

[Arassuil]

Not really sure where this fits, but I felt like I had to post it somewhere.

So, I rolled up a Monk for PFS (eventually, he'll be a Monk/Fighter), and was trying to decide to come up with a Profession for him to take.

I was doing some searching on old posts from the message boards, when I came across Profession (Courtesan). I lol'd when I read some of those old(er) threads.

So, I gave him a rank in Profession (Courtesan), and noticing that I gave him Wis 14 and Cha 7, decided that he should be called Deuce Bigalow. Somehow, that just fit with his stats.

Here's the kicker: I decided to have him worship Shelyn, being the goddess of love (and lovers), and have him joining the Silver Crusade faction. His mission? To oppose all the Cheliaxian Harlots of Calistria running around.

I wonder if I should give him ranks in Knowledge (Nature), so he can correctly identify all the different breeds of fish? lol

[Nickademus42]

Entilzha wrote:

I wonder if I should give him ranks in Knowledge (Nature), so he can correctly identify all the different breeds of fish? lol

Wouldn't that be Knowledge (local)?... Hehe.

[Jiggy]

Entilzha wrote:

I was doing some searching on old posts from the message boards, when I came across Profession (Courtesan). I lol'd when I read some of those old(er) threads.

That wouldn't happen to be my thread about how dwarves are the best whores, would it?

[Arassuil]

Jiggy wrote:

That wouldn't happen to be my thread about how dwarves are the best whores, would it?

There were a few different ones; I remember the "Ale and Whores without the Ale" thread specifically. However, I also remember reading something about dwarves as well.

It was all funny stuff :)