How does my paladin get the party witch back?

[CunningMongoose]

Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity

IF and only if you have someone who can remove curses in the party.

[Steelfiredragon]

drop pamphlets around twon describing every curve of the witch's body....

oooooo witch woman see how high she flies...

[Silent Saturn]

mdt wrote:

Next time you're in town, slip the inn keeper's daughter a gold piece to slip some bright pink die into the witch's laundry.

Or, if you really want to mess with her head, commission a seamstress to make an exact duplicate of every one of her outfits you can get ahold of that is all shades of pink, complete with pink stains and pink patches wherever they are.

We had a monk who ended up getting cursed into thinking he was a girl. She burned all his black clothes and bought pretty pink ones in their place (female clothes). He was rather upset when he came back to his senses (didn't remember anything). :)

I like this idea, but may I suggest a tweak? Have this seamstress make duplicate clothing that's just slightly smaller than the witch's own clothing. Then the witch will assume she's putting on weight! If you can manage this several times in succession, you can really mess with her head. Then have one more set made that's doll-sized, so when she finds those she'll catch on that it's a prank. Meanwhile, all her normal clothes are up a flagpole of course. Or go the other way and make them just slightly too big-- you can convince her she's shrinking. ;)

Find some local street performers to approach her in the tavern and sing to her a very embarassing ballad. Tell the minstrels some personal details about the witch that she'd be mortified to have sung to the rafters, if you know any.

[Steelfiredragon]

or of one prefers this tune

santana

put beans in her boots

[Tinalles]

If you can enlist an arcane caster to the cause, you could ask your GM to let you use something like this:

Alter Clothes
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 2, Witch 2, Bard 2
Components: V, S, M (needle and thread)
Casting Time: 1 full round
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One set of clothes
Duration: instantaneous
Saving throw: Will negates or none (see description)
Spell Resistance: no

This spell allows the caster to alter the targeted set of clothing according to his desires, within the following parameters:

Repairs: any tears, holes, ravelled edges, or similar may be sewn up or repaired with fine sewing, as if by a master tailor.

Damage: the caster may add tears, holes, ravelled or fraying edges, or other damage as if the clothes had seen hard use.

Color: The colors of the clothing may be adjusted however the caster sees fit.

Size: the size of the clothing may be increased or decreased by up to one size category. For example, a fine suit sized for a human may be scaled down for the use of a gnome, or up for the use of an ogre. Smaller adjustments (for example, to fit an owner who has gained or lost weight) are also possible.

Unattended clothes receive no saving throw. If the clothes are currently being worn by someone, the wearer may make a Will save to negate this effect.

If a set of clothes is decreased in size while being worn, the wearer gains the grappled condition. As a standard action, the wearer may make a DC 10 STR check to burst the clothes at the seams, thereby losing the grappled condition.

If a set of clothes is increased in size while being worn, the wearer gains the entangled condition. As a standard action, the wearer may make a DC 10 DEX check to hoist the clothing and tuck it into manageable shape, thereby losing the entangled condition.

In either case, successfully removing the grappled or entangled condition also removes there wearer's dignity.

[InVinoVeritas]

CunningMongoose wrote:

Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity

IF and only if you have someone who can remove curses in the party.

Shouldn't be a problem. The party has a witch.

[Zephyre Al'dran]

Can't remember what it was called exactly, but isn't there like an Eternal Glue you can use. I know it exists because you need to use Universal Solvent to remove it. Offer the witch a seat with a cushion on it. The cushion would have a pig bladder filled with the eternal glue. When she sits down, it will pop, similar to a whopee cushion prank but instead of a harmless farting sound eternal glue will spill out onto the witch's clothes, the seat and the cushion. She will immeadiately be stuck to the seat and would have to remove the affected clothing inorder to move again. Bonus points if you have the universal solvent and wait till after she's cut up her trousers/skirt to get free before waiving it in her face and saying, "Oh, if you wanted help, all you had to do was ask..."

[Kobold Catgirl]

InVinoVeritas wrote:

Shouldn't be a problem. The party has a witch.

I believe you mean warlock.

;P

Oh, is the familiar a cat? Just in case it is, I had an idea: rub the witch's robes (or her hat, or the paladin's own clothing, or whatever) in catnip.
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[NeonParrot]

A.P.P.L.E. wrote:

I was trying to chat up a barmaid, and the party witch cast fumbletongue on me. I suspect this is revenge for rubbing bacon all over her while she was asleep and then letting the druid's wolf companion into her tent. That in and of itself was revenge for casting vocal alteration on me during our last shopping trip to make me sound like I'd been inhaling helium. This sort of behavior between my paladin and her witch has been going on since the campaign started, but I'm running out of clever pranks. Would you guys help me out here?

I love the imagery . . . .

[Jellyfulfish]

Andostre wrote:

Chop off her head.

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DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Dip her [b]head[\b] in bright [b]pink[\b] paint.

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imthedci wrote:

Sovereign Glue (...)

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Secane wrote:

Marry the Witch.

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