paizo.com Recent Posts in My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?paizo.com Recent Posts in My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?2011-12-15T19:21:19Z2011-12-15T19:21:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?General Guts-n-Glory (alias of BluePigeon)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#342011-12-16T11:47:34Z2011-12-16T11:47:34Z<p>I've had "flushes" that were chaotic evil and lawful evil too. They bit repeatedly on the way out.</p>
<p>Then I shouted, "At ease you vile turd!"</p>I've had "flushes" that were chaotic evil and lawful evil too. They bit repeatedly on the way out.
Then I shouted, "At ease you vile turd!"General Guts-n-Glory (alias of BluePigeon)2011-12-16T11:47:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Gorbaczhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#332011-12-16T10:14:56Z2011-12-16T10:14:56Z<p>If it's NE let it mellow, if it's CE flush it down...</p>If it's NE let it mellow, if it's CE flush it down...Gorbacz2011-12-16T10:14:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Celestial Healerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#322011-12-16T06:11:54Z2011-12-16T06:11:54Z<p>I think this paladin's alignment is Regular.</p>I think this paladin's alignment is Regular.Celestial Healer2011-12-16T06:11:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Chubbs McGeehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#312011-12-16T03:31:39Z2011-12-16T03:31:39Z<p>Is it NE if you do not flush?</p>Is it NE if you do not flush?Chubbs McGee2011-12-16T03:31:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Sharothhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#302011-12-16T03:10:36Z2011-12-16T03:10:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this? </blockquote><p>The real question is, what alignment is Gary Terer's? I vote for Chaotic Evil with some Neutral Good thrown in.Gary Teter wrote:You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?
The real question is, what alignment is Gary Terer's? I vote for Chaotic Evil with some Neutral Good thrown in.Sharoth2011-12-16T03:10:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Gorbaczhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#292011-12-16T01:53:53Z2011-12-16T01:51:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TOZ wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this? </blockquote>Including FaWtL? </blockquote><p>Well that was a curveball there, well played ;)TOZ wrote:Gary Teter wrote: You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?
Including FaWtL? Well that was a curveball there, well played ;)Gorbacz2011-12-16T01:51:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#282011-12-16T01:50:43Z2011-12-15T20:11:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this? </blockquote><p>Including FaWtL?Gary Teter wrote:You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?
Including FaWtL?TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)2011-12-15T20:11:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Evil Finnish Chaos Beast (alias of Icyshadow)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#272011-12-15T19:49:14Z2011-12-15T19:49:14Z<p><b>Those of you who have tainted the precious canon and integrity of the adventure paths with tentacles shall now face the wrath of those very tentacles you abused!!</b> •Roaring some swear words in Finnish before tentacling everyone guilty of the accused crimes (probably quite many of you)•</p>Those of you who have tainted the precious canon and integrity of the adventure paths with tentacles shall now face the wrath of those very tentacles you abused!! *Roaring some swear words in Finnish before tentacling everyone guilty of the accused crimes (probably quite many of you)*Evil Finnish Chaos Beast (alias of Icyshadow)2011-12-15T19:49:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert (alias of Kelsey MacAilbert)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#262011-12-15T18:17:43Z2011-12-15T18:17:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this? </blockquote><p>No more parody, no more inflammatory or misleading titles, no more satire, no more trolling, and one new thread a week. Does that work for you?
<p>No, that is not sarcasm. I'm actually willing to hold to that if it'll calm down all the trouble I riled up.</p>
<p>Oh, and no more discussion of alignment, either.</p>Gary Teter wrote:You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?
No more parody, no more inflammatory or misleading titles, no more satire, no more trolling, and one new thread a week. Does that work for you? No, that is not sarcasm. I'm actually willing to hold to that if it'll calm down all the trouble I riled up.
Oh, and no more discussion of alignment, either.Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert (alias of Kelsey MacAilbert)2011-12-15T18:17:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Gary Teter (Senior Software Developer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#252011-12-16T11:51:32Z2011-12-15T18:15:35Z<p>You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?</p>You know what, I think parody threads aren't really a good idea anymore. Can we not do this?Gary Teter (Senior Software Developer)2011-12-15T18:15:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Keltoihttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#242011-12-15T18:12:18Z2011-12-15T18:12:18Z<p>Did your paladin put paper towel in the toilet when the sign CLEARLY stated despose of all paper in the provided waste basket? If So, then you must atone.</p>
<p>The nun thing? they probably had it coming...</p>Did your paladin put paper towel in the toilet when the sign CLEARLY stated despose of all paper in the provided waste basket? If So, then you must atone.
The nun thing? they probably had it coming...Keltoi2011-12-15T18:12:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Crimson Jesterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#232011-12-15T17:51:30Z2011-12-15T17:51:30Z<p>Might as well post this here. </p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Might as well post this here.
[Spoiler omitted]Crimson Jester2011-12-15T17:51:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Icyshadowhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#222011-12-15T16:22:56Z2011-12-15T16:22:56Z<p>•Wriggles over to Angel, muttering in Finnish and thus making me automatically incomprehensible•</p>*Wriggles over to Angel, muttering in Finnish and thus making me automatically incomprehensible*Icyshadow2011-12-15T16:22:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#212011-12-15T16:18:53Z2011-12-15T16:18:53Z<p>Everything makes the tentacles come out.</p>Everything makes the tentacles come out.Sissyl2011-12-15T16:18:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Midnight_Angelhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#202011-12-15T16:17:10Z2011-12-15T16:17:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:</div><blockquote>i thought only boys had tentacles. ;-) </blockquote><p>Ah, but that's why they'll only come out... to grapple the (female) Paladin who woke them.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Icyshadow wrote:</div><blockquote> I don't care anymore, since my idea of Pathfinder/Golarion being taken seriously as a series was already ruined by that one thread...especially considering the whole plot point of the corrupt Cleric was more or less reliant on the DM (and player) kicking canon in the crotch real hard.</blockquote><p>Well, there <i>is</i> a difference between taking PF seriously, and taken every single derailed or trolling thread on these forum seriously. The latter only leads to madness.Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:i thought only boys had tentacles. ;-)
Ah, but that's why they'll only come out... to grapple the (female) Paladin who woke them. Icyshadow wrote:I don't care anymore, since my idea of Pathfinder/Golarion being taken seriously as a series was already ruined by that one thread...especially considering the whole plot point of the corrupt Cleric was more or less reliant on the DM (and player) kicking canon in the crotch real hard.
Well, there is a difference between...Midnight_Angel2011-12-15T16:17:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Tiny Coffee Golem (alias of wesF)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#192011-12-15T16:15:22Z2011-12-15T16:15:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Midnight_Angel wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Icyshadow wrote:</div><blockquote> It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :U </blockquote>Tentacles? Only if the Paladin in question is female and attractive. </blockquote><p>i thought only boys had tentacles. ;-)Midnight_Angel wrote:Icyshadow wrote: It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :U
Tentacles? Only if the Paladin in question is female and attractive. i thought only boys had tentacles. ;-)Tiny Coffee Golem (alias of wesF)2011-12-15T16:15:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Icyshadowhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#182011-12-15T16:14:26Z2011-12-15T16:14:26Z<p>I don't care anymore, since my idea of Pathfinder/Golarion being taken seriously as a series was already ruined by that one thread...especially considering the whole plot point of the corrupt Cleric was more or less reliant on the DM (and player) kicking canon in the crotch real hard.</p>
<p>Enjoy the chaos. •Implodes, only to suddenly return as an Evil Finnish Chaos Beast•</p>I don't care anymore, since my idea of Pathfinder/Golarion being taken seriously as a series was already ruined by that one thread...especially considering the whole plot point of the corrupt Cleric was more or less reliant on the DM (and player) kicking canon in the crotch real hard.
Enjoy the chaos. *Implodes, only to suddenly return as an Evil Finnish Chaos Beast*Icyshadow2011-12-15T16:14:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Midnight_Angelhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#172011-12-15T16:10:01Z2011-12-15T16:10:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Icyshadow wrote:</div><blockquote> It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :U </blockquote><p>Tentacles? Only if the Paladin in question is female and attractive.Icyshadow wrote:It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :U
Tentacles? Only if the Paladin in question is female and attractive.Midnight_Angel2011-12-15T16:10:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Icyshadowhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#162011-12-15T16:06:04Z2011-12-15T16:06:04Z<p>It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :U</p>It's actually a Chaotic Evil act, and will result in tentacles coming out of the toilet, at least if we follow the common Paizo board logic I've seen lately :UIcyshadow2011-12-15T16:06:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Bruunwaldhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#152011-12-15T15:58:58Z2011-12-15T15:58:58Z<p>I know that toilet. It has a hidden camera beneath. Clearly you are the victim here, and thus are not culpable for your crimes. You are still Lawful Good.</p>I know that toilet. It has a hidden camera beneath. Clearly you are the victim here, and thus are not culpable for your crimes. You are still Lawful Good.Bruunwald2011-12-15T15:58:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert (alias of Kelsey MacAilbert)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#142011-12-15T15:58:05Z2011-12-15T15:58:05Z<p>Ah, s+$!. Now look what I went and started.</p>Ah, s~@~. Now look what I went and started.Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert (alias of Kelsey MacAilbert)2011-12-15T15:58:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#132011-12-15T18:16:36Z2011-12-15T15:57:46Z<p>He HAS a Wisdom score? News to me...</p>He HAS a Wisdom score? News to me...TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)2011-12-15T15:57:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#122011-12-15T15:55:35Z2011-12-15T15:55:35Z<p>Nah, he just has terrible Wisdom score which contributes to his low Will save.</p>Nah, he just has terrible Wisdom score which contributes to his low Will save.Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2011-12-15T15:55:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?Midnight_Angelhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#112011-12-15T15:50:29Z2011-12-15T15:50:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorbacz wrote:</div><blockquote> Sorry, couldn't resist.</blockquote><p>Your Paladin may be any alignment.
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You (Gorbacz), on the other hand, are clearly chaotic evil.</p>Gorbacz wrote:Sorry, couldn't resist.
Your Paladin may be any alignment.
You (Gorbacz), on the other hand, are clearly chaotic evil.Midnight_Angel2011-12-15T15:50:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin used a public toilet, what alignment am I?d13https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naco?My-Paladin-used-a-public-toilet-what#102011-12-15T15:48:02Z2011-12-15T15:48:02Z<p>You should have no need of atonement as long as you remembered to flush after you used it.</p>
<p>For some reason many people have problems with this action. I consider them heathens in need of smiting.</p>You should have no need of atonement as long as you remembered to flush after you used it.
For some reason many people have problems with this action. I consider them heathens in need of smiting.d132011-12-15T15:48:02Z