The only proper way to make a hot-dog is:
Bread at the bottom
Mashed avocado between the bread and the sausage
Sausage
Mayonnaise over the sausage
Chopped tomatoes over the mayonnaise
Mustard over the chopped tomatoes
Sauerkraut over the mustard
Ketchup over the sauerkraut
Though sauerkraut is optional (it has to be very good sauerkraut, or it ruins the hot-dog).
It has been said so, it shall be so.
I was served a hot dog with creamcheese by default in Seattle. Paizo country is strange indeed.
This is a thread on how to DRESS a hotdog.
To MAKE a hotdog, you find any and all undesirable critters mash em up in a fine paste with saw dust, and squeeze the slurry into a narrow plastic tube.
To DRESS a hotdog, you need jalepenos, sriracha sauce and saurkraut, the rest is for girls....(you said uncivil)
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One dog. One bun. One mustard. Deviants from the holy trinity of Frankfurters shall be grasped in a painful place with the holy pincers of antioch and placed in boiling water until dead. And then turned into a hotdog. Which shall be served with one bun and one mustard.
Ahhhhhh. Meeeeeeeeeen.
Wait... Not a furries discussion...?
The true hotdog shall have meat and a bun, possibly with chili and/or cheese, possibly without. Nothing else will be tolerated.
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Regardless of how it's fixed it must be eaten in no more than three bites.
Ketchup upon a hot dog is an abomination so terrifying it has yet to even be included in any bestiary for fear of sanity loss and corruption.
"You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those Hot Dogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a Hot Dog!" - Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact
"Don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18." - National Hot Dog & Sausage Council
"the flavor of ketchup overpowers and destroys the taste of the Hot Dog instead of complementing it." - Hot Dog Chicago Style
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Ketchup upon a hot dog is an abomination so terrifying it has yet to even be included in any bestiary for fear of sanity loss and corruption.
"You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those Hot Dogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a Hot Dog!" - Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact
"Don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18." - National Hot Dog & Sausage Council
"the flavor of ketchup overpowers and destroys the taste of the Hot Dog instead of complementing it." - Hot Dog Chicago Style
Great, more ketchup on hot dogs for me then! Admittedly, most people I know feel the same way about ketchup and hot dogs. Call me a barbarian, but that's just good eatin'.
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Spicy brown mustard and (if possible, grilled) onions, on a slightly toasted bun. But if you like it some other way, that's fine too.
There are many ways to dress a hot dog depending on the season. Such as...
Deer season: Chili, raw white onions, cheese. Best for breakfast with last night's leftover chili.
Baseball season: Ketchup, relish, onions chopped fine. Best eaten in an uncomfortable plastic seat with beer smuggled past stadium security.
Hot dogs are not to be eaten by adults during Barbeque Season. Kids get hot dogs, adults get bratwursts.
Hot dog, bun, topped with some really good baked beans (with a bit of mustard, bacon in it, maple syrup what have you, tomatoes absolutely verboten).
In the alternative, hot dog, big bun, fries, cheese curd, gravy.
poutine-dog....I could get behind that...
I wish for a poutine dog. And a bratwurst. In fact, I want a poutine bratwurst.
No condiments. Condiments are gross. Doesn't matter if it's ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, or what have you. It's gross, and doesn't go on anything.
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Is - is that a hot god?
WHOOF WANTS TO KNOW.?
This is a thread on how to DRESS a hotdog.
To MAKE a hotdog, you find any and all undesirable critters mash em up in a fine paste with saw dust, and squeeze the slurry into a narrow plastic tube.
To DRESS a hotdog, you need jalepenos, sriracha sauce and saurkraut, the rest is for girls....(you said uncivil)
To MAKE a real man's dog:
Soy beans. Lots of them. Curdled. Mash 'em up. Squeeze 'em together, through a tube or somesuch.
To give a real man's dog a DRESS:
Put all sorts of s+&% on there. Everything except ketchup and mayo because who the f$%@ knows where that s!$~ comes from? Squeezed out of miracles is where. (Also no meat I mean COME ON you must be high on pot.)
To make the food of certain gods:
Chili. Tofu dog. Cheese. Above listed "s$*~." Make it hapen.
I agree with Harry.
And lo, the adherents of Mustarfarianism found their high priest...