My Little Sebastian

[Crimson Jester]

Aww he has a little pink pony!

[Studpuffin]

Awww, look at the pony! So cute!

[bugleyman]

Studpuffin wrote:

Awww, look at the pony! So cute!

The balloon animal isn't bad, either.

[Reckless]

And he's small enough to ride it! Cuuuuuuute!

On second thought, it's only rubber. The weight of his ego would surely pop it!!

[Callous Jack]

Wait, that's Sebastian?

*goes to start up Photoshop*

*evil cackle*

[Snorter]

Callous Jack wrote:

*evil cackle*

<rubs hands>

[Urizen]

Lucifer. In the flesh. He wields the Scarlet Whore. Let the eschatology commence. Where do I spy with my eye his four horsemen? Or is it henchmen?

[Crimson Jester]

No it is the fact the man has an open bag of Tim Tams that we should all lynch him!!!!!!!!!!

[Sharoth]

So that is my best buddy! My friend without benifits! My arch nemesis! ~thinks~ Wow! I have several arch nemesis. Sebastian, Heathansson, Kobold Cleaver.

[Treppa]

Sharoth wrote:

So that is my best buddy! My friend without benifits! My arch nemesis! ~thinks~ Wow! I have several arch nemesis. Sebastian, Heathansson, Kobold Cleaver.

Using the short list today, are we?

[Urizen]

I hear Kobold Cleaver is there too.

[baron arem heshvaun]

Aren't you a little short for a stormtro ... a curmudgeon pony of the apocalypse?

[Heathansson]

Doesn't he look like a bald House?

"It's not lupus."

[Asgetrion]

Heathansson wrote:

Doesn't he look like a bald House?

"It's not lupus."

Are you implying that bald doesn't look good, hmmm?

*glowers menacingly*

[Heathansson]

who the f$@% are you?

[flash_cxxi]

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

[Treppa]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

We figured you were the supplier....

squints hard at flash in best bad-cop style

[Urizen]

Maybe there was an actual Aussie that flew in?

*queue suspenseful music*

[flash_cxxi]

Treppa wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

We figured you were the supplier....

squints hard at flash in best bad-cop style

Unless Moorluck and Solnes brought some of my leftovers with them, but I figured they would have all been well and truly gone by now.

[flash_cxxi]

Urizen wrote:

Maybe there was an actual Aussie that flew in?

*queue suspenseful music*

That was my first thought...

[Gorbacz]

My little pony, can I have your body?
My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

[Studpuffin]

Gorbacz wrote:

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

WTF!?

[Urizen]

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

[flash_cxxi]

Gorbacz wrote:

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

O.o

[Gorbacz]

Urizen wrote:

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

You wouldn't be so surprised guys if you ever had to make two horses ... love ... each other ! With a 24h deadline !

[flash_cxxi]

Gorbacz wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

You wouldn't be so surprised guys if you ever had to make two horses ... love ... each other ! With a 24h deadline !

And with that I am going to go drown my brain with bleach...

[Mairkurion {tm}]

And with that, ladies and gentleman, Gorbacz has officially entered

The Fawtly Zone

[Nevynxxx]

You have TimTams, but no Tea? Heresy! You need to be doing the sacred TimTamSlam

[High Priest of Sebastianity]

All hail Sebastian!

Edit: In my defense, I haven't used this avatar in a long time =)

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Gorbacz wrote:

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

This one of the rare times when I am left speechless.

[Orthos]

Gorbacz wrote:

what.

What.

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

All hail Sebastian!

Edit: In my defense, I haven't used this avatar in a long time =)

*facepalm* Once a pony worshiper, always a pony worshiper.

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

Gorbacz wrote:

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

*shudder* I'll....I'll be leaving now. *backs from the thread slowly*

[Gorbacz]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

[Un-Callous Jack,]

Gorbacz wrote:

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

And here I thought I had seen it all.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Gorbacz wrote:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

Hey, that's no excuse. If you have Internet access, you can always find pr0n!

[Urizen]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gorbacz wrote:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

Hey, that's no excuse. If you have Internet access, you can always find pr0n!

{hides anonymous proxy window} whut??

[The 8th Dwarf]

Nevynxxx wrote:

You have TimTams, but no Tea? Heresy! You need to be doing the sacred TimTamSlam

Kahlúa, Baileys, Hot Chocolate or coffee are my preference - we call it a Tim Tam bomb...

[DM Wellard]

Ah ok..thanks to Wikipedia I know what Tim-Tams are now. Over here we have a similar Biscuit called a 'Penguin'

[Crimson Jester]

DM Wellard wrote:

OK..forgive my Trans atlantic ignorance..but what the hell are Tim-Tams

They are yummy. I am eating one now. Yummy I say

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And with that, ladies and gentleman, Gorbacz has officially entered

The Fawtly Zone

that should be the next thread!

[lojakz]

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself. I always feel weird about imagining what folks on the board look like (and then reconciling that image with images of them that may end up here on the blogs or the boards from different posts.) I think Sebastian is the first that I have no reconciliation issues with.

[Jason Nelson]

Crimson Jester wrote:

DM Wellard wrote:

OK..forgive my Trans atlantic ignorance..but what the hell are Tim-Tams

They are yummy. I am eating one now. Yummy I say

They are yummy, and I believe were provided by a fine Aussie bloke named Wes; I met him down in the restaurant/bar area on my way out on Sunday and sampled the dark chocolate variety. Nom nom nom.

[Callous Jack]

lojakz wrote:

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself.

He looks nothing like what I thought he would.

[Freehold DM]

He looks like Mackey from the Shield after going Atkins.

[Callous Jack]

Freehold DM wrote:

He looks like Mackey from the Shield after going Atkins.

He looks like BJ Penn to me.

[Larry Lichman]

Callous Jack wrote:

lojakz wrote:

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself.

He looks nothing like what I thought he would.

His appearance probably changed once he became a pony subscriber. I'm sure he more closely resembled a Pit Fiend before discovering Bella Sara.

[Nevynxxx]

DM Wellard wrote:

Ah ok..thanks to Wikipedia I know what Tim-Tams are now. Over here we have a similar Biscuit called a 'Penguin'

We do indeed, but the middle is too dense to suck tea (or coffee or kahula) through, so it isn't quite the same. As a bloody minded English man, I can tell you. TimTam's rock.

[Cele]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aww he has a little pink pony!

It was very pleasent meeting you at the con Sebastian!

-Garrett

[Sebastian]

Here's how most conversations played out at PaizoCon:

Me: Hi, I'm Sebastian.
Them: the Sebastian
Me (after checking to see if the person has a balled up fist): Uh...yes...
Them: You don't look or sound like I expected.
Me: Doh.

My street cred has been ruined.