Humor - Times are tough for everyone


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Found this pic and thought it was amusing.

Times are tough.


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Dark_Mistress wrote:

Found this pic and thought it was amusing.

Times are tough.

Are you sure because some people are eating these meal and snack monstrosities.

Caution as the above site may induce heart attacks from some of the meal creations of various people.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....


When I turn 21 I want a shirt that says will designated driver for food.


Dark_Mistress wrote:

Found this pic and thought it was amusing.

Times are tough.

Stolen for Facebook.


Azure_Zero wrote:
Dark_Mistress wrote:

Found this pic and thought it was amusing.

Times are tough.

Are you sure because some people are eating these meal and snack monstrosities.

Caution as the above site may induce heart attacks from some of the meal creations of various people.

Literally threw up in my mouth a little at the Doubledown sandwich that was the meat in a donut sandwich.

Edit- Just saw page 2 and it was just as disgusting. Except the pork and mashed potato/gravy parfait. I kinda want that.


TheWhiteknife wrote:
Azure_Zero wrote:
Dark_Mistress wrote:

Found this pic and thought it was amusing.

Times are tough.

Are you sure because some people are eating these meal and snack monstrosities.

Caution as the above site may induce heart attacks from some of the meal creations of various people.

Literally threw up in my mouth a little at the Doubledown sandwich that was the meat in a donut sandwich.

I got to and finished the 11th page before I started feeling a little ill from these food creations.


Who can get to the last page looking at each page's contents.

Silver Crusade

Azure_Zero wrote:
Who can get to the last page looking at each page's contents.

The S'more cupcakes actually look delicious.

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....Flying Pig's Barnyard.


Not me. I'm feeling way too fat from just the 2nd page.

That's it. No more McFlurries, or Chocolate Overload cakes. This week.

Dark Archive

All I can think of when browsing all of that is ... "Hello World, here's the real reason why heart attacks and obesity are a national epidemic."

Seriously, 5 POUND sandwiches?

EDIT: "Not to mention, even as a Canadian, I wouldn't go anywhere near the "French Canadian". Though I do enjoy a good Poutine every once in a while.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....chicken wings.


So far no one has gotten to the last page.

I wonder if the Paizo staff would take up the challenge?


Bacon mug filled with cheese dip was as far as I could go before my heart started hurting.


Xabulba wrote:
Bacon mug filled with cheese dip was as far as I could go before my heart started hurting.

I know, some of them are real heart stoppers.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....bacon


So no one else is taking the challenge?

Dark Archive

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Azure_Zero wrote:
So no one else is taking the challenge?

I got to the pink panther: ugh that was gross. But how many pages is the darn thing? It got overwhelming with some of those Concoctions.


Gruumash . wrote:
Azure_Zero wrote:
So no one else is taking the challenge?
I got to the pink panther: ugh that was gross. But how many pages is the darn thing? It got overwhelming with some of those Concoctions.

I have gotten to and finished 11 pages, before I could take no more.

Silver Crusade

Azure_Zero wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
Azure_Zero wrote:
So no one else is taking the challenge?
I got to the pink panther: ugh that was gross. But how many pages is the darn thing? It got overwhelming with some of those Concoctions.
I have gotten to and finished 11 pages, before I could take no more.

It's just too long. I got through several pages on an empty stomach (the only way to do it), and left out of boredom, not out of nausea.


Gruumash . wrote:
But how many pages is the darn thing?

47. Most of them are disgusting because of the combinations of foodstuffs, but none of them made me feel ill. Just confused as to why in the world someone would eat it.

Silver Crusade

Every time I see this thread title, I misread the first word as "Tumor" and think to myself, "Yeah, I guess times really are tough."


Looks like we have a winner for the challenge.

Sovereign Court

The most disturbing thing about these were the sheer number of items that had some kind of junk food as an ingredient. Chocolate covered Twinkie? Taco Bell Burrito in a Sausage roll? A Freaking martini made using a McD chocolate shake, vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and a freaking McNugget on the rim as garnish?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

Another group (almost all deep fried) looked like it was found at state fairs.

A small subset looked pretty tasty actually, though not good for you ... and definitely not good for you in the quantities shown (a 7 lb breakfast burrito? really?).


I was mostly surprised by how many dishes treated donuts and/or bacon as a condiment.

Scarab Sages

Everything's better with bacon.

Dark Archive

give me a bacon cup and a bacon copia!


Dunno why the "corn dog egg" was considered notable enough for inclusion - Scotch eggs are way more impressive, and yummy to boot.


zylphryx wrote:

The most disturbing thing about these were the sheer number of items that had some kind of junk food as an ingredient. Chocolate covered Twinkie? Taco Bell Burrito in a Sausage roll? A Freaking martini made using a McD chocolate shake, vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and a freaking McNugget on the rim as garnish?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

Another group (almost all deep fried) looked like it was found at state fairs.

A small subset looked pretty tasty actually, though not good for you ... and definitely not good for you in the quantities shown (a 7 lb breakfast burrito? really?).

I know, it makes you wonder why we have as many health problems as we have now.


TheWhiteknife wrote:
I was mostly surprised by how many dishes treated donuts and/or bacon as a condiment.

You mean their not? Well that's gonna shake some things up round my little ol' southern house!

Scarab Sages

Spongebob really threw himself into his work...


Mistress Dark_Mistress,

I know the thread's moved on a bit from amusing to food pr0n ...

but looking at that picture makes hard times less tough. :D

-- Andy


Snorter wrote:
Spongebob really threw himself into his work...

That is a good one.

Dark Archive

co-worker and I were bored at work and so hit the mythical page 47.

I find the need to put bacon on so many things interesting and amusing, but what I don't really understand is ... what's the novelty around deep-frying everything?

Cheese-burgers, shrink wrapped junk food, vegetables and fruit. I don't get it.


VagrantWhisper wrote:

co-worker and I were bored at work and so hit the mythical page 47.

I find the need to put bacon on so many things interesting and amusing, but what I don't really understand is ... what's the novelty around deep-frying everything?

Cheese-burgers, shrink wrapped junk food, vegetables and fruit. I don't get it.

I have been asking that question for awhile and the only answer I can come up with is "It tastes better (it's in their mind)."

Scarab Sages

VagrantWhisper wrote:
I find the need to put bacon on so many things interesting and amusing.....

Mmmmm.....bacon.

The Exchange

Bacon...where?!?!?!


Bacon in here.

Shadow Lodge

Come on, Peep Sushi is awesome.


There are things on that blog that I would not touch with a 20ft pole, but others I would not mind trying.

The Exchange

Papa Smurf.


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