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Liberty's Edge

All these rules are stifling my creativity. When I read a thread, I want to be affronted and amused at the same time.

It's just like Brave New World.

--GarktG


It's funny because...

No, I retract that.


Rule 34


Darth Knight wrote:
Rule 34

Yo dawg I heard you like rules, so we Rule 0'd in a Rule 34 so you can improvise while you smut it up.


TheAntiElite wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Rule 34
Yo dawg I heard you like rules, so we Rule 0'd in a Rule 34 so you can improvise while you smut it up.

I just really like to force choke


Hopefully I can change this thread into something Affmusing!


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Darth Knight wrote:
TheAntiElite wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Rule 34
Yo dawg I heard you like rules, so we Rule 0'd in a Rule 34 so you can improvise while you smut it up.
I just really like to force choke

{ponders the bad karma penalty for making a David Carradine joke}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
TheAntiElite wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Rule 34
Yo dawg I heard you like rules, so we Rule 0'd in a Rule 34 so you can improvise while you smut it up.
I just really like to force choke
{ponders the bad karma penalty for making a David Carradine joke}

Master Po, did show me the grip.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Hmm..yes, I see.


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Gark the Goblin wrote:

All these rules are stifling my creativity. When I read a thread, I want to be affronted and amused at the same time.

It's just like Brave New World.

--GarktG

As I heard on a picket line this summer:

Whay-whay-whay, my p---y hurts.

[Punches Gark in shoulder]

Toughen up.

You don't like the rules in that mean Fawlty thread, go make your own thread. One where goblins can live free and happy, making Dick Cheney jokes without having to look over their shoulders at the shadow of the jackboot of the Paizoland nanny-state...

Oh wait, you already did. Nevermind.


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:

All these rules are stifling my creativity. When I read a thread, I want to be affronted and amused at the same time.

It's just like Brave New World.

--GarktG

As I heard on a picket line this summer:

Whay-whay-whay, my p---y hurts.

[Punches Gark in shoulder]

Toughen up.

You don't like the rules in that mean Fawlty thread, go make your own thread. One where goblins can live free and happy, making Dick Cheney jokes without having to look over their shoulders at the shadow of the jackboot of the Paizoland nanny-state...

Oh wait, you already did. Nevermind.

Is it a p---y on a stick. Kung Fu grip!


I see force choke, I think 'get a grip'.

Then I realize it's probably a firm one already.

And then I change the usage of force, and wonder if there's some way to turn the forced choking (and likely white-drippy-coughing) into a segue into 'well excuuuuse me, Princess'.

Also, 'tang on a stick sounds like some variation of Lik-a-stik, which carries all manners of implications on its own.


Force choke the chicken!


...ignite the lightsaber?

*vmmmmmmmmmm*

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

Stuff the sarlacc.

Liberty's Edge

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Make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs... no wait, that doesn't quite work.


From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!.

Liberty's Edge

From this point on, all roast beef shall be mine! NOM!


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

All your base are belong to us.


I can haz joint session?


I disagree.

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