Comrade Anklebiter's Fun-Timey Revolutionary Socialism Thread


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Kirth Gersen wrote:
On the Road is a beautiful work of literature, even if you pointedly ignore its beatnick roots and just read it as English words on a page.

??? Beatniks were pretty cool.

When will you be worthy of your million Anklebiters?


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Well, kiddies, it's time to open up the fanmail!

Let's see, the first one here is from someone named, uh, Pillbug Toenibbler:

"Dear Comrade Anklebiter,

You are so cute. When I think about you, I get all giddy inside. Tee hee."

[blushes]


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And then there's one here from Dr. Ron Paul. It says:

"Dear Comrade Anklebiter,

You are so cute. When I think about you and the shovel, I get all giddy inside. Tee hee."

[blushes]


And, finally, there's one here from Doug's Workshop. Citizen Workshop is a long-time listener, first-time caller and he asks:

"Comrade A, I didn't want to clutter your Fun Timey Revolutionary Thread with this question, so it's via PM instead.

I understand that one of the tenants of socialism is that the "means of production" are publicly owned. In an agrarian society, that would mean land and farms, as well as the tools used to grow the food and tend the crops. Industrial societies have factories.

But what about a knowledge society? For instance, I work in an IT job. The means of production are my hands, typing out the code I first develop in my head.

Just curious, thanks.
Enjoy your revolution!

-Workshop"


Programmers should develop code for the betterment of the State! If it works well, the State will reward them with cubicle-mates who do not steal lunches out of the refrigerator, and with reduced scrutiny on TPS reports. On the other hand, if the code entails planned obsolescence like most Microsoft products, the programmers be sent to the gulag.

Vive le Galt!


There you go, Citizen Workshop.

But, srly, I don't know. I guess I don't accept "Knowledge society" as anything other than Wired buzzspeak and the basis for cool books by William Gibson and Neal Stephenson (once we get that stuff from The Diamond Age, though, we should talk).

I mean, isn't most of the hardware that you run your programs on assembled by wretchedly exploited workers in factories in China? At least, that's what my friends tell me.

It seems to me, however, that your question really speaks to the division in society between manual and mental labor. I know Marxists have had a lot to say about that over the years, but, honestly, I don't really know what it was.

So, no, we have no interest in nationalizing you at the moment. Your miniature displays, on the other hand, we'll be sending the Red Guards around to expropriate any day now. Does tomorrow at noon work for you?

Sovereign Court

Making widgets on a factory line, or typing programs, it's still labour correct? Still subject to exploitation, alienation etc... If all you have to support yourself is the sale of your labour power (sweat of your brow instead of your back in this case) you are still a proletarian.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

There you go, Citizen Workshop.

Instead of the hardware being assembles by wretchedly exploited workers, I see it more as how you might use a pencil. Sure, a bunch of people assemble a pencil, and some may even use it to draw stick figures. But what place does Shakespeare have if he can just say "No, I don't feel like using it to create Othello. I'll draw stick figures like everyone else."

It was just a thought circling around my skull that managed to hook up with the "be lazy and ask someone instead of doing all the research yourself" part of my brain.

I'm glad you like the minis. Once I was told to take them down for "new employees," I had them stage a little eminent domain revolt. My coworkers thought it was amusing. When I talked to my director about the display, I said I'll raze the community, and if they put up any fuss, I'll break their riot by breaking out the paper shredder.

Because, you know, nothing beats down peaceful protests like massively outgunning the peacenick cardstock villagers!

Thanks, Comrade. And noon works. I'm usually at lunch, so it'd make my day to return to my cube and find my paper buildings stolen . . . er . . . expropriated. Say "Hi" to cube-neighbor Patricia (her girlfriend makes fantastic gumbo, so get on her good side).


Doug's Workshop wrote:
Say "Hi" to cube-neighbor Patricia (her girlfriend makes fantastic gumbo...

So YOU are the one stealing the lunches from the People's Refrigerator! To the gulag with you!


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Doug's Workshop wrote:
Say "Hi" to cube-neighbor Patricia (her girlfriend makes fantastic gumbo...
So YOU are the one stealing the lunches from the People's Refrigerator! To the gulag with you!

No, no, no! You misunderstand! You see, I needed that gumbo more than Patricia needed it. Because . . . I'm bigger, and need more calories so my fantastically awesome brain can keep functioning and working for the Collective. And, if you grant me reprieve, I'll spill the beans about how Ed down the hall is abusing the People's Freezer.


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[Takes notes}

I knew there was something up with Ed!


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

[Takes notes}

I knew there was something up with Ed!

*hopes that the notes are proper crayon-inscribed stick figures*

Liberty's Edge

Obviously, if it is used for labour, the brain belongs to the people.

Actually, what about the programs used to do your normal work? You may do a lot of original coding, but there are still external inputs right?
I don't know; I'm not really sure what was being talked about.

Kopimism is fairly legit.


I'll put this here so that we can avoid the partisan bickering and just agree that Congress is dumb.

Of course, if you follow the links you will discover that using this Flesch-Kincaid dohickey, ERB's Tarzan of the Apes is written at a 9th-grade level and James Joyce's Ulysses is at a 6th-grade level, so, take with your own level of salt.


Turin the Mad, I don't know who you are. Who are you? And do you like revolutionary socialism?

Liberty's Edge

I hate salt, so I will trust the test entirely. I appreciated Orwell's rant about English, and though I don't agree that it's a bad thing, he is right in saying that much of our language is extraneous.

I don't know, though, I haven't read Ulysses.

I have seen Turin the Mad around but I think that they are probably crazy?


If ever there was a fantasy RPG league (like fantasy football), Turin would be my #1 draft pick for DM.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
Turin the Mad, I don't know who you are. Who are you? And do you like revolutionary socialism?

A crazed carnivorous hobbit with an Old Ones fixation.

I like revolutionary socialism for the entertainment value. ;)


TheWhiteknife wrote:
If ever there was a fantasy RPG league (like fantasy football), Turin would be my #1 draft pick for DM.

Profuse thanks for the compliment TheWhiteKnife! Tickles the subcockles of the heart it does. :)


Turin the Mad wrote:


I like revolutionary socialism for the entertainment value. ;)

Fair enough.


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So, Lord Dice, (EDIT: and others) when are we going to get together and play some D&D?

I've got this idea for an East Coast FAWTL RefugeeCon that I think would be awesome. We've got the numbers, let's do it!! Drive up to NH, pitch a tent on the Free NH Goblin Resistance Commune, maybe play Skull & Shackles: what do you think?


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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

n all seriousness, the article about Afghanistan made me cry.

I would have posted them in Comrade Anklebiter's Fun-Timey Revolutionary Socialism Thread, but that thread has lately been taken over by Libertarians and declared a "fake politroll" thread.

F*#&ing Libertarians

I sincerely wish to apologize. Not so much for the libertarians taking over your thread (youre popular with us plutocrats!), but for declaring this a "fake politroll" thread. I should have been more specific, but in my quitting-smoking rage-fueled haze, I wasnt. Only the part where I was declaring myself to be your self appointed campaign manager was meant to be the politrolly part. If I actually offended you, I apoligise many times.

Thank you for you consideration,
TheWhiteKnife, esq.
Campaign manager for "Goblins do it in the street" PAC


Oh, Comrade Knife. I am never offended (well, rarely) and am always trolling. Deadpan is how I do it.

Vive le Galt!


When is this Free NH Goblin Resistance refugee Con taking place and where? Inquiring minds want to know. I am invited right?


The FAWTL Refugee Con is only in its most incipient of stages. Like, I haven't even broached the subject with the other compoundees.

Yes.


Would it be easier to have it in Massachusetts? I could sponsor at a place or two.


Just keep me in the loop and I will do what I can to be there.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

...Deadpan is how I do it.

Vive le Galt!

I need to convince an artist to draw Doodlebug in a Deadpool outfit, drolly dropping bon mots and wittily dissecting economics as he slices up his enemies with Union-manufactured dog slicers.


I very much want to see that too if it gets done.


Hey, sexy, wha's happenin'?

Liberty's Edge

we need an artist

every subcommunity should have an artist


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This thread has gotten f#$#ed up!


Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Hey, sexy, wha's happenin'?

Are you talking to the Badger or me? Someone else?

I'm busy trying to convince the other Paizonians to drop napalm and daisy cutters on Florida. Or at least run to the Georgia and Alabama borders and saw off the Wang of America.


Please tell when when this napalming and daisy cutting of Florida is to take place I have some close friends who live there I would like to make certain they make it out alive.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Hey, sexy, wha's happenin'?

Are you talking to the Badger or me? Someone else?

I'm busy trying to convince the other Paizonians to drop napalm and daisy cutters on Florida. Or at least run to the Georgia and Alabama borders and saw off the Wang of America.

It's ambiguous, innit?


I think he was talking to me.


TheWhiteknife wrote:

copied from another thread:

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

n all seriousness, the article about Afghanistan made me cry.

I would have posted them in Comrade Anklebiter's Fun-Timey Revolutionary Socialism Thread, but that thread has lately been taken over by Libertarians and declared a "fake politroll" thread.

F*#&ing Libertarians

I sincerely wish to apologize. Not so much for the libertarians taking over your thread (youre popular with us plutocrats!), but for declaring this a "fake politroll" thread. I should have been more specific, but in my quitting-smoking rage-fueled haze, I wasnt. Only the part where I was declaring myself to be your self appointed campaign manager was meant to be the politrolly part. If I actually offended you, I apoligise many times.

Thank you for you consideration,
TheWhiteKnife, esq.
Campaign manager for "Goblins do it in the street" PAC

This exchange, for me, brought home two points.

First, no wonder I get in so many flamewars, when even my friends can't read my tone half the time.

Second, Communist Revolution comeback!!!

F~@%ing Libertarians better sleep light tonight!

(Reusing links, it's sad, I know.)

Liberty's Edge

The Mad Badger wrote:
Please tell when when this napalming and daisy cutting of Florida is to take place I have some close friends who live there I would like to make certain they make it out alive.

Yes me too but lately she's just been rambling about lizards and iguanas and s~!@.

I think the heat's getting to her.

Sovereign Court

Any news about that Markee Mark teamster series comrade? Did you score a walk on part?


No, I am not in it. I have no insider's gossip to spill, I am afraid.

And what are you doing posting on Paizo on your honeymoon?!?

Hee hee! Is Turkey kicking ass?


I went looking for a prospective air date, but I didn't see one. I did see, however, many a hate-filled messageboard.

Hee hee!


What are we talking about here?


Oh Mr. Hawkshaw how is Turkey? Please give us feedback I loved that country I would be interested to see what you thought. Try any of the Lion's milk yet?


If you're getting it out of the one with the mane, I don't think it's milk ...


Ha ha Lion's milk is a Turkish drink equivelent to the Greek Ouzu.

Sovereign Court

It's going good so far. Haven't tried raki yet, have been drinking effes, but that's not too special, I can get it in Vancouver.

Some observations - no one in Istanbul wears shorts except tourists, even though its hotter than balls out they all wear what in Vancouver would pass as business casual or fancier (well, not all, but most).

Their public transit is awesome.

We've been in the Levant and New Town districts up until now, Doing the Hagia Sophia etc... tomorrow.

Sovereign Court

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Also, was pleased to see that they caught this m$#@@& f!~$*~ - ---- and this m~!&!# f@$%+* ------


That is good they caught those guys. Now Justice can be served.

Liberty's Edge

Turkey had a funny Eurovision entry. Also it is a cool country that I have not been to.


Tell us how you like the Blue Mosque and the Hagia Sophia.

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