3 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Will: It must be nice to have a sugar-coated internet, [redacted].
8 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Sharaya wrote: Will: It must be nice to have a sugar-coated internet, [redacted]. It was. Then I played Cards Against Humanity and my browser history is now decidedly unclean with things I can't unlearn.
3 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Katina: Instead of Grab-N-Go, it's Stab-N-Go.
9 people marked this as a favorite.
|
[redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens?
Sara Marie wrote: [redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens? I'd read it.
Rysky wrote: Sara Marie wrote: [redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens? I'd read it. It has to be better than the original...
4 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle.
Chris Lambertz wrote: Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle. O.O
Someone has angered The Robot enough for her to ban him from the Paizo office.
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Rysky the Dark Solarian wrote: Rysky: first off, thank you for not making gimmicky dice a part of the system.
Mona: oh yeah, phew, you don't have to worry about that.
Jason: yeah, he shot down my idea for a 3.14 die.
*Mona nods*
Mona: … you have a pie die?!?!
Well... I've got a d3 and a d14...
4 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Sara Marie wrote: Katina: Oh, the internet.
Katina: Theoretically one of human's greatest tools, but also... that
Behold the Internet! The sum total of all of human knowledge available to anyone at a glace... which we use to look at pictures of cats and to get into arguments with strangers.
Haladir wrote: Rysky the Dark Solarian wrote: Rysky: first off, thank you for not making gimmicky dice a part of the system.
Mona: oh yeah, phew, you don't have to worry about that.
Jason: yeah, he shot down my idea for a 3.14 die.
*Mona nods*
Mona: … you have a pie die?!?!
Well... I've got a d3 and a d14...
Are you playing Dungeon Crawl Classics, by any chance?
Rysky wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle. O.O
Someone has angered The Robot enough for her to ban him from the Paizo office.
There is something deeply unsettling with this. I'm having a hard time sorting through the different feelings this evokes, but it's like a mix of pity and maybe dread.
21 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Crystal: Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.
12 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends
Katina: Friendship is blood magic!
7 people marked this as a favorite.
|
katina: make them terrified AND have an existential crisis
Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Sharaya wrote: Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends
Katina: Friendship is blood magic!
True friends bleed for you?
Sara Marie wrote: katina: make them terrified AND have an existential crisis Ah, she's been watching Teletubbies too.
1 person marked this as a favorite.
|
Sharaya wrote: Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends
Katina: Friendship is blood magic!
I'd buy it.
6 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Katina: I don't know that show well enough to know what they're singing/saying, so I'm just hearing it in my head as gargling screams.
9 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Judy: Was there a pokécrisis? Usually when the editor cube empties out, I assume it's Pokémon-related.
6 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Erik K: The paperclips come in red and black, so pick your favorite Cheliax color.
Lissa: Black is everyone's favorite Cheliax color.
Erik K: Actually now that I'm totally overthinking this isn't black a shade and not a color?
Lissa: I'll give you shade!
11 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Thurston: You may now enjoy the joy of [[REDACTED]]
Lyz: No one will ever live up to Hats.
Thurston:That will be on my tombstone.
Lyz: RIP Thurston Hillman
"No one will ever live up to Hats."
10 people marked this as a favorite.
|
redacted: Cooperative? Psh
redacted: I want to WIN at Pathfinding!
redacted: I'M GONNA FIND ALL THE PATHS
3 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Sara Marie wrote: redacted: Cooperative? Psh
redacted: I want to WIN at Pathfinding!
redacted:I'M GONNA FIND ALL THE PATHS
"Gotta catch 'em all!" No, wait. That's Pokemon.
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
redacted: Well, just put some plastic or newspaper down on the floor before you pour gravy all over yourself
redacted: I'm not cleaning that up
6 people marked this as a favorite.
|
katina: whoops, i had accidentally clicked back to my email before typing
katina: so ended up with “hahahaha Sincerely, Katina”
9 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!
9 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! But... but your Animal Companion is your best buddy ;_;
4 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! Udderly delicious.
1 person marked this as a favorite.
|
Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.
Thank you for bringing it up, Diego!
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Rysky wrote: Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! But... but your Animal Companion is your best buddy ;_; And he is best when he is a porterhouse, medium-rare, with a baked potato on the side.
3 people marked this as a favorite.
|
1 person marked this as a favorite.
|
Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! *tap tapntaps pointy stick*
Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Yeah, kind of with the folks that are 'cows are friends, not food' crew here.
If they're an Animal companion, it's like one's killing a part of one's self.
On the other hand, if they die horribly in battle and you have limited resources, I could see no greater honor than taking part of them into one's self, that they might continue to exist in some form...
It's like asking a Paladin to consume his or her Summoned Mount.
Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
A paladin's mount is probably tough in order to carry around a heavily armored holy warrior. And also, the body might be required to 'make good' on getting another one.
Though, of course, in PFS it could get really weird really quick given what happens at the end of a scenario if one's Companion Entity's conditions are not cleared...
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Erik Keith wrote: Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! Udderly delicious. I just.. I just wanted to say thank you for that, and that is no bull.
Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! Ignorant savage!
*waves banner representing a pig*
4 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...
Eh, if I only thought of it while writing...
Ignorant sausage: noun. A person showing signs of culinary ignorance.
5 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Drejk wrote: Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...
Eh, if I only thought of it while writing...
Ignorant sausage: noun. A person showing signs of culinary ignorance. Ignorant sausage: noun. A sausage made from ignorant people.
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
A paladin's mount is probably tough in order to carry around a heavily armored holy warrior. And also, the body might be required to 'make good' on getting another one.
Though, of course, in PFS it could get really weird really quick given what happens at the end of a scenario if one's Companion Entity's conditions are not cleared...
Horses are delicious!
1 person marked this as a favorite.
|
Woran wrote: Horses are delicious! "Willllbur! Don't eat me!"
1 person marked this as a favorite.
|
Un-Bear-able Puns wrote: Erik Keith wrote: Diego Valdez wrote: Tonya Woldridge wrote: Sharaya wrote: Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW! That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure! Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal! Udderly delicious. I just.. I just wanted to say thank you for that, and that is no bull. Sir Loin didn't want to steer you into a legen-dairy miss-steak.
2 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.
Thank you for bringing it up, Diego!
This has me thinking iron chef golarion.
3 people marked this as a favorite.
|
doctor_wu wrote: This has me thinking iron chef golarion. Can Chef Wu cook this pyrohydra before it cooks her? Coming right up on Iron Chef Golarion!
8 people marked this as a favorite.
|
doctor_wu wrote: Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.
Thank you for bringing it up, Diego! This has me thinking iron chef golarion. Project Runway Golarion comes first.
5 people marked this as a favorite.
|
Katina: Say hello to your sandwich for me!
|