Overheard at the Paizo office


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Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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katina: unless we started a long con to convince <redacted> that we have backup clones of him

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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diego: I am a staunch believer that it is no coincidence that 'morning' and 'mourning' are only one letter apart


Sara Marie wrote:
diego: I am a staunch believer that it is no coincidence that 'morning' and 'mourning' are only one letter apart

The Katina that appears in his dreams doesn't pun?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Redacted: A flamethrower? That solves two problems.

Silver Crusade

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Redacted: A flamethrower? That solves two problems.

Only two?


Rysky wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Redacted: A flamethrower? That solves two problems.
Only two?

Maybe it was just the net solutions after subtracting off the new problems it caused?


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xobmaps wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Redacted: A flamethrower? That solves two problems.
Only two?
Maybe it was just the net solutions after subtracting off the new problems it caused?

To quote a wise man:

Jake Jortles wrote:
Any time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov cocktail and, boom, I had a different problem.


xobmaps wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Redacted: A flamethrower? That solves two problems.
Only two?
Maybe it was just the net solutions after subtracting off the new problems it caused?

What new problems?


Wonder if any of the quotes had anything to do with PF2?

Customer Service Representative

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Katina: “I would fall from grace, just to touch your face.” Confirmed: Taylor Swift is a paladin
...well, she WAS a paladin…


Katina felt down from the Throne of the Punniverse?

Customer Service Representative

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Katina: I didn't see that because I was busy looking at the leeches.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service & Community Manager

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Joe: pokémon candy is a sometimes food


pokémon are sometimes food.


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#*&F6eohe?


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MissingNo wrote:
#*&F6eohe?

Q-bert, you've ... changed. Tell me ... do you have a salt allergy?

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

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Katina: ...the 3 staple foods of paizo: souls, tears, bagel sandwiches.


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Is a bagel sandwich just a bagel between two slices of smoked salmon?

I'd eat it.


Gotta admit, I miss this thread being more lively.


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xobmaps wrote:
Gotta admit, I miss this thread being more lively.

+1

Just for my own sake, because I'm a spreadsheet nerd, I calculated the drop-off in posting intensity. Over the past year, this thread has averaged 0.6 posts per workday. For the six years (almost) previous to that, it average 5.9 posts per workday. That's a 90% reduction in intensity. I miss it.


Arma virumque wrote:
xobmaps wrote:
Gotta admit, I miss this thread being more lively.

+1

Just for my own sake, because I'm a spreadsheet nerd, I calculated the drop-off in posting intensity. Over the past year, this thread has averaged 0.6 posts per workday. For the six years (almost) previous to that, it average 5.9 posts per workday. That's a 90% reduction in intensity. I miss it.

I stand in awe of your spreadsheeting.

This thread has been my bookmarked entry way to paizo's site for years. check this first, then whatever else may be up on the site.

Customer Service Representative

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Redacted: Probably.
Katina: We're not sure about anything right now.
Sharaya: Except that I'm about to choke on this ice cream. At least that will melt though?
Sam: You'll drown first.

Silver Crusade

Sharaya wrote:

Redacted: Probably.

Katina: We're not sure about anything right now.
Sharaya: Except that I'm about to choke on this ice cream. At least that will melt though?
Sam: You'll drown first.

Seeing as how you were able to post this after I am glad you did not wet/dry drown ^w^


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*narrows eyes*

Why redact THAT?

Dark Archive

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Steve Geddes wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Why redact THAT?

We're not supposed to know that Redacted

Spoiler:
Ezren
is a real person and works for Paizo.

Set wrote:
Steve Geddes wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Why redact THAT?

We're not supposed to know that Redacted ** spoiler omitted ** is a real person and works for Paizo.

That sounds unsuspiciously suspicious. :D

Lantern Lodge Customer Service & Community Manager

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Chris L: it's cannon, followers of Brigh wear yoga pants

Spoiler:
Probably Not Cannon (definitely ask Mark).

Customer Service Representative

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Steve Geddes wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Why redact THAT?

I don't remember specifically now, but sometimes people + timing = feels like too many clues?


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Sara Marie wrote:
Chris L: it's cannon, followers of Brigh wear yoga pants

⊙_⊙

I've heard of t-shirt launchers before, but I foolishly never considered a lululemon cannon, let alone using one to dress oneself.

The ammo must be really expensive though.

Designer

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In a game session at the office...

Character 1: Stop squabbling until after the fight!
Character 2: Squabbling is a free action.


Can we get a FAQ on that.

Paizo Employee Developer

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Adrian: you don't make 1,000 edits without making a few enemies

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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QA Erik: I found a bug in the vending machine interface. I exploited the $#!* out of it.


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Should a paladin fall if they exploit a known bug?


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Not if it's a feature.


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It was a QA paladin, exploiting it is their job, to keep others safe!

Customer Service Representative

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Sam: Tomorrow is lonely and normal day.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cosmo: I should have known: always lead with the blood.

...later...

Virginia: I didn't steal that vial of blood from you, did I?

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Katina Davis wrote:

Cosmo: I should have known: always lead with the blood.

...later...

Virginia: I didn't steal that vial of blood from you, did I?

I have more.

Shadow Lodge

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And backups to spare!


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Many, many backups...

Silver Crusade

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Yep.

Cosmo wrote:
(Inept) Phlebotomy is one of my passions.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Katina: Oh, that wasn't laughing... it was just a series of very short screams.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service & Community Manager

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<Sounds of glass breaking in the kitchen.>

Sharaya: Well, of course I HAD to break something today.

Chris Ca: Besides breaking all our hearts?!?!?


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Sara Marie wrote:

<Sounds of glass breaking in the kitchen.>

Sharaya: Well, of course I HAD to break something today.

Chris Ca: Besides breaking all our hearts?!?!?

I'll bet that's the last time you keep the web server in the kitchen.


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Waiting for:

Cosmo(a week ago): What does this do?

Customer Service Representative

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Sam: I don't have sound, so I don't know why she's shaking that badger.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Virginia: ...how long have you been talking to your bathroom, Diego?
Diego: How long have you NOT?
Virginia: I just don't think I'm in that place in my life right now.
Diego: I have some of my best conversations in my bathroom.


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Virginia J. wrote:
Sam: I don't have sound, so I don't know why she's shaking that badger.

For sure has something to do with mushrooms and maybe a snake.

Silver Crusade

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Katina Davis wrote:

Virginia: ...how long have you been talking to your bathroom, Diego?

Diego: How long have you NOT?
Virginia: I just don't think I'm in that place in my life right now.
Diego: I have some of my best conversations in my bathroom.

Same.

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