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Cosmo wrote:
Urizen wrote:
His twin is a fez-wearing brony.
What happens at Gen Con...

Ends up getting you made fun of in the booth the next morning.

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jeff: It's a hot square.

jeff: With a top and a bottom.

jeff: Like a box.

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gary: they really need a mini of fiddy cent

gary: because it all fiddy cent a mini

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sara marie: I'm just full of smartness!

cosmo: You're certainly full of it.

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robot chris: I can bend spoons with my human claws

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robot chris: ignore me, it's just thursday and I'm embarassing myself

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liz: I'm caught up on all my emails from my time off!

gary: putting all your emails in the trash doesn't count, liz

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blue chris: Oh, good. The people who don't have the power to make that decision are in agreement.


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Somone's been reading the [redacted] thread...

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Andrew: I dunno, the girl giant's pose is kind of weird. She's sort of standing there like, "Sometimes I like to fight, and sometimes I like to show off my butt."

Rob: And when you're a giant, everyone can see your butt.

Early morning truths from the developer corral.

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Jessica Price wrote:

Andrew: I dunno, the girl giant's pose is kind of weird. She's sort of standing there like, "Sometimes I like to fight, and sometimes I like to show off my butt."

Rob: And when you're a giant, everyone can see your butt.

Early morning truths from the developer corral.

And I'll just leave this here ...


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zylphryx wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:

Andrew: I dunno, the girl giant's pose is kind of weird. She's sort of standing there like, "Sometimes I like to fight, and sometimes I like to show off my butt."

Rob: And when you're a giant, everyone can see your butt.

Early morning truths from the developer corral.

And I'll just leave this here ...

Why did I know what that was before I even clicked on the link? LOL

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Jessica Price wrote:

Andrew: I dunno, the girl giant's pose is kind of weird. She's sort of standing there like, "Sometimes I like to fight, and sometimes I like to show off my butt."

Rob: And when you're a giant, everyone can see your butt.

Early morning truths from the developer corral.

hmmm, in this outfit I suspect it more more then just her "butt" everyone can see.

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Paizo staff, upon hearing there are cookies available.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Paizo staff, upon hearing there are cookies available.

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Perfectly normal and appropriate reaction.

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Now I want cookies.


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lol @ CM's face

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Liz Courts wrote:
Paizo staff, upon hearing there are cookies available.

Hey, we downstairsers had to charge the kitchen because you guys have a location advantage in getting there first.


What was the distance on that charge, Jessica?


I'm just imagining Paizo's staff running up the stairs similar to Left4Dead zombies, trying to swarm the cookies...


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Drejk wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Paizo staff, upon hearing there are cookies available.

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Perfectly normal and appropriate reaction.

Absolutely.

And did anyone else notice Cosmo (as portrayed by Ernie) right behind Buhlman (Cookie Monster) in that clip?

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Oladon wrote:
What was the distance on that charge, Jessica?

Hmm, past three offices, up the stairs, and past the conference room and bathrooms? So maybe 17 squares?

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Jessica Price wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Paizo staff, upon hearing there are cookies available.
Hey, we downstairsers had to charge the kitchen because you guys have a location advantage in getting there first.

It's true, we did get a surprise round on those cookies. Mmm. Cookies.


Jessica Price wrote:
Oladon wrote:
What was the distance on that charge, Jessica?
Hmm, past three offices, up the stairs, and past the conference room and bathrooms? So maybe 17 squares?

You must have a crazy land speed.

Edit: Also, aren't stairs difficult terrain?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Jessica Price wrote:
Oladon wrote:
What was the distance on that charge, Jessica?
Hmm, past three offices, up the stairs, and past the conference room and bathrooms? So maybe 17 squares?

[rules lawyer] Stairs count as difficult terrain! You can't charge through difficult terrain! THE COOKIES ARE ALL MINE! [/rules lawyer]


I totally beat you to it, Cosmo... therefore the cookies are (well, were) MINE.

Paizo Employee Software Test Engineer

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You're never really first to the cookies, the GNinja just lets you think that you were.


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Erik Keith wrote:
You're never really first to the cookies, the GNinja just lets you think that you were.

Are you saying Liz is one of those people who licks them and then puts them back?

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Cosmo wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Oladon wrote:
What was the distance on that charge, Jessica?
Hmm, past three offices, up the stairs, and past the conference room and bathrooms? So maybe 17 squares?
[rules lawyer] Stairs count as difficult terrain! You can't charge through difficult terrain! THE COOKIES ARE ALL MINE! [/rules lawyer]

We have been secretly training in Dragon Style. That's what we do down here.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Gary: is that a manatee tongue?

Crystal: Well, not the whole thing

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Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!

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Jessica Price wrote:
Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!

Cool. I've seen that kraken. And that had to be a whole lot of work. What mythic-level beast will you guys tackle next?


Could it be that the surprise round had been lost to gloating about "All cookies are mine!"

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

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Neil Spicer wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!
Cool. I've seen that kraken. And that had to be a whole lot of work. What mythic-level beast will you guys tackle next?

The Flail Snail of Travail!

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Zmar wrote:
Could it be that the surprise round had been lost to gloating about "All cookies are mine!"

What cookies? There are no cookies.


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The cookie is a lie? :(

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Adam Daigle wrote:
Neil Spicer wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!
Cool. I've seen that kraken. And that had to be a whole lot of work. What mythic-level beast will you guys tackle next?
The Flail Snail of Travail!

He needs a name in addition to his title.


Jessica Price wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Neil Spicer wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!
Cool. I've seen that kraken. And that had to be a whole lot of work. What mythic-level beast will you guys tackle next?
The Flail Snail of Travail!
He needs a name in addition to his title.

Irgathail.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Chad.

Chad the flail snail.


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James Jacobs wrote:

Chad.

Chad the flail snail.

Does he have SO MANY templates?

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Jessica: Why are you frowning, Cosmo?

Daigle: That's his Downstairs Face.

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Adam Daigle wrote:
Neil Spicer wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Wes: ERASE THE KRAKEN!
Cool. I've seen that kraken. And that had to be a whole lot of work. What mythic-level beast will you guys tackle next?
The Flail Snail of Travail!

Just make sure he's epic enough that he gets additional tentacles upon which to label all the products you've got coming out this year.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

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Mark: Well, you know... My skull is full of earworms.


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Adam Daigle wrote:
Mark: Well, you know... My skull is full of earworms.

I could remember boatloads more stuff if I could just get earworms, movie lines, and random 80s song lyrics out of my brain.


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Ross What about fire?

Ross Fire isn't lasers.

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Robot Chris: Drinking soda out of a huge coffee mug is the epitome of adultness.
Cosmo: Agreed.


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Ross Byers wrote:

Robot Chris: Drinking soda out of a huge coffee mug is the epitome of adultness.

Cosmo: Agreed.

Drinking coffee out of a 64oz Big Gulp cup may lead to heart palpitations and the ability to see through time.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:

Robot Chris: Drinking soda out of a huge coffee mug is the epitome of adultness.

Cosmo: Agreed.
Drinking coffee out of a 64oz Big Gulp cup may lead to heart palpitations and the ability to see through time.

I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Goblinworks animator, in art approval meeting: We're going to need bigger underwear.

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