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sara marie: i hate them with a passion more intense than the center of the death star planet
Katina: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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Me: I welcome the Adorbageddon
Christopher: Ragnarawwwwww
Katina: “I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH CUTENESS!” -Rovawwwwwgug
Katina: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TAKE VIC INSTEAD!
That depends on what they are becoming a tribute for.
Might be going to get coffee, stuck in a room of kittits or try out a new recipe from Liz....
Customer Service Manager
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liz: When I tap my bobblehead Rey, it's like she's nodding in agreement at me
katina: She is very helpful like that.
katina: She just wants to back you up.
liz: "Is Liz gonna have to force choke some one?"
liz: *bobble boble bobble*
katina: “Should this person be permabanned?”
katina: *bobble bobble bobble*
liz: …maybe I should have gotten Kylo Ren
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*
liz: "What about Finn and Poe?"
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*
katina: Do I need a BB-8 toy?
katina: *bobbles vigorously*
katina: *bobbling intensifies*
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liz: When I tap my bobblehead Rey, it's like she's nodding in agreement at me
katina: She is very helpful like that.
katina: She just wants to back you up.liz: "Is Liz gonna have to force choke some one?"
liz: *bobble boble bobble*katina: “Should this person be permabanned?”
katina: *bobble bobble bobble*liz: …maybe I should have gotten Kylo Ren
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*liz: "What about Finn and Poe?"
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*katina: Do I need a BB-8 toy?
katina: *bobbles vigorously*
katina: *bobbling intensifies*
What perk or stat does she give?
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+42 Awesome!
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Cosmo: until just right now I never realized how much I need to see Danny Trejo in a Slave Leia outfit.
*blinks twice*
*finds Megalaser of Permadeath + Infinity*
*disintegrates eyes. and brain.*
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gary: man i hate it when i notice the vent in the ceiling. now i can't hear anything else but its stupid clicking and rattling
gary: now, i know that it's not a physical manifestation of the software i work on all day made murderously real
gary: but
gary: i'm pretty sure we're all ok until someone says "hold my beer" or "bet i can" or "it's ok, it's been abandoned for years"
katina: “let’s split up to cover more ground!”
gary: "are you chicken?"
gary: "you don't really believe in that stuff do you"
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gary: man i hate it when i notice the vent in the ceiling. now i can't hear anything else but its stupid clicking and rattling
gary: now, i know that it's not a physical manifestation of the software i work on all day made murderously real
gary: but
gary: i'm pretty sure we're all ok until someone says "hold my beer" or "bet i can" or "it's ok, it's been abandoned for years"katina: “let’s split up to cover more ground!”
gary: "are you chicken?"
gary: "you don't really believe in that stuff do you"
And when things get bad, and you think they couldn't be any worse someone will say: "at least they can't open doors" prompting the world to prove how erroneous that statement is...
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"we should be safe now."
"what's the worst that could happen?"
"I am sure the machine is just buggy. I mean, otherwise..."
Katina: HR is married to the Copy Machine?!
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Katina: HR is married to the Copy Machine?!That's been legal in this state for a few years now!
That brings a very disturbing twist to "taking your work home with you"...
When a laser printer and a copier love each other very much.....
Customer Service Representative
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What you did...Robot Chris: I broke my sea key
Sara Marie: i want a sea key
Katina: Now she can’t say the sea word
...you sea it?
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...you sea it?What you did...Robot Chris: I broke my sea key
Sara Marie: i want a sea key
Katina: Now she can’t say the sea word
I sead it :3
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Me too, sonny. Me too.
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Katina: It’s fun when you’re the one provoking her to cackle.
It’s not fun when she’s cackling and you don’t know why...yet.
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Sara Marie: "Soda Oddity"
Ground Control to Soda Can
Ground Control to Soda Can
Take your quarter and push the button in.
Ground Control to Soda Can (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing countdown, chill unit on (Five, Four, Three)
Check drop lever and may Grabthar’s Hammer avenge you (Two, One, Liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Soda Can
You've really made the grade
And the people want to know whose brand you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Soda Can to Ground Control
I'm rolling through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far below the stairs
Planet Paizo is blue (purple?)
And there's nothing I can do
(Soda Machine has been refilled).
Nah, just Color Spray.
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Cosmo: Layers of unidentified substances never fail to get me going
Sara Marie: >.>
Robot Chris: I’m...going to go to lunch now.