Only +1, if someone springs for really good beans, you could get that bad boy up to like +3, and maybe add the caffeinated haste property.
Then, we would get TWICE as many interesting overheards at the office as normal, because everyone would be coffee hasted, oh, yeah, and production would increase too, I guess...if you care bout such things.
Robot Chris: but just keep that nugget of horror in the back of your mind
Katina: No! I have enough mind nuggets!I read this and, in my mind with the previous chicken posts, I imagine them to be small dark chicken nuggets.
A part of me then wonders, should you eat those with ranch, bbq, honey or ketchup?
Now, I crave chicken nuggets of horror...
I've seen those. They're called McNuggets.
Ah ha! So that's what those horrid little things are actually made out of, concentrated evil. And clearly, one would have to eat dark nuggets of horror with very concentrated fish sauce. (actually like fish sauce, though actually putting it ON any chicken products is likely an evil act, and may or may not require an insanity check :shudder::)
I don't know why the chicken equivalent of particle board is so yummy...
Anonymous I guess if you had to get mauled by any kind of bear, the koala is probably your best choice.
I'd opt for a Care Bear, myself.
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Katina: If you're gonna go, carb-load first.
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cosmo: Now I’ll go back to being your regularly scheduled complete bastard.
You lost your Dire Carebear title...
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Maybe she's been irradiated with Gamer rays, and like Jenn Walters, only she-hulks out goes dire carebear when needed?
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Katina ♪♫ Hey you brought cake here
and this is crazy
but Sara's at Freddies
so text her maybe ♪♫
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Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price.
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Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price.
"Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
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Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price."Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
I'm pretty sure Dinosaurs were extinct by his time.
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Hmm, I thought people stopped taking me seriously years ago, oh dear! This calls for another 6 aliases! Each one more inane then the one before!
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Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price."Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
What's another word for thesaurus?
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What's another word for thesaurus?Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price."Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
Thatsaurus?
Thatsaurus?What's another word for thesaurus?Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price."Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
Yesaurus?
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Yesaurus?Thatsaurus?What's another word for thesaurus?Katina: From what I understand about Lovecraft, having not actually read any myself: everyone goes crazy and there are monsters everywhere. The end.
Christopher: Every Lovecraft story in brief: someone delves into Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and pays a horrifying price."Horrifying" is the correct word. I read a bunch of his short stories, then, for my own amusement, counted the number of times "horror" showed up per page.
It's been decades, but I believe the answer was, "30+".The man was a good writer, but in desperate need of a thesaurus.
Resisting... urge... to continue chain... and getting whole chain deleted by efficient Gninja...
Resisting.
Resisting...
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See!
This why we can't have nice things, Barry!... you a$%%$&+!
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Redacted A when did we stop publishing star wars insider?
Redacted B a long long time ago?
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Redacted 1: I was a reindeer once
Redacted 1: also a tree
Redacted 2: i bet you made a pretty awesome tree
Redacted 2: i already told [redacted] about that time I was bread
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Redacted A when did we stop publishing star wars insider?
Redacted B a long long time ago?
In an office far, far away...
Chief Technical Officer
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In an office far, far away...Redacted A when did we stop publishing star wars insider?
Redacted B a long long time ago?
Or, you know, about 9.3 miles.
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Katina: Well then you and [redacted] both need to prioritize your pizza
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Katina: Oh man, Stroopwaffel angel is the best angel.
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Diego: Dear diary: I don’t know what game Katina is up to this time.
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Diego's understanding of a diary may need some assistance
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liz: 1d8 pugwampis.
We now avoid the Left Over Golem and the Feast Golem on turkey day by consuming at the Chinese take out fortress of the Panda.
katina: Sacred +1 Cauldron of Caffeination
I expect this to be available in a coffee mug soon.
Please, make it so.
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liz: 1d8 pugwampis.
YAY! :D
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katina: Sacred +1 Cauldron of Caffeination
I expect this to be available in a coffee mug soon.
Please, make it so.
I'm surprised it isn't.
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Diego: Dear diary: Today Katina subtly hinted that I have not passed some kind of “friendship test”. It’s all becoming clear finally.
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I suspect somewhere there are friendship test cliff notes, I say use those.
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diego: Yes, I used you guys for likes, I apologize but I’m not sorry
I believe that is also known as "I posted something to the Overheard thread," but maybe that's just me...