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Cort: I got a Roomba and we end up not using it much. It’s loud as hades, so you can’t run it when you’re around. I had it running at night but I always had to play “find the Roomba” every morning where it got stuck and the battery died. Also, it freaked out the cats.
Gary: oh man i love our roomba so much, I upgraded the bin and battery and now it actually has an exhaust you can feel behind it
Cort: Wow, yeah, the bin is not large and the battery doesn’t seem to last that long.
Cort: There was also an epic battle between it and the cat’s litter box that is best not talked about.
QA Erik: Ahahaha oh wow, oh god the mental image
Cort: Beats the literal one, trust me.
Strange, I heard that one of my friend's cat loves Roomba - to the point that the friend calls Roomba kitten chariot when she sees it.
...Am I the only one who would take the pizza over the frito pie?
I am with you.
Which means that you are eating my pizza...
Which means that you are eating my pizza...
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Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?
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Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?My brownies are fairly distinctive... >.>
With the placement of those milk glasses my mind just immediately superimposed a face over that picture, with the brownies being a bushy mustache.
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With the placement of those milk glasses my mind just immediately superimposed a face over that picture, with the brownies being a bushy mustache.Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?My brownies are fairly distinctive... >.>
It's-a me, Brownieo!
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...Am I the only one who would take the pizza over the frito pie?I know I always enjoyed my rectangular cardboard pizza. Fold it in half, dip it in ketchup... Hmmm...
If you have to dip something in ketchup to make it edible, it's not.
When I was in Elementary School, I was convinced that I hated pizza because all I had ever had was what the school tried to pass off as pizza. Once I tried REAL pizza, I saw the light.Frito chili pie day was way better than pizza day in the cafeteria.Your school had cardboard pizza with plastic cheese too huh? =)
It was the same for me with Communion wine vs. 'proper' wine.
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Don't you just peel back the hooves?
It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.
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It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.
It wasn't a mask...
It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.You make it sound as if there are times when we DON'T wear goblin masks...
Hmmm... does this mean you were the one chained to the desk? Or the one in need of a moment?
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Redacted ... and that's offensive to juggalos!
Especially goblin juggalos :P
Oh boy I think I just came up with the next art project for Wayne Reynolds heh
New iconic get?
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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christopher: Each visitor badge should have a different name. "Stranger", "Intruder", "Interloper", "Miscreant", etc.
sara marie: Miscreant Mondays
sara marie: Intruder Tuesdays
sara marie: Stranger Wednesdays
cort: Murder Hobo
katina: That should be reserved for special guests.
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christopher: Each visitor badge should have a different name. "Stranger", "Intruder", "Interloper", "Miscreant", etc.
sara marie: Miscreant Mondays
sara marie: Intruder Tuesdays
sara marie: Stranger Wednesdayscort: Murder Hobo
katina: That should be reserved for special guests.
Hmm I wonder what mine would be?
"Do Not Admit"
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cosmo: my favorite kind of problems are Not Me problems.
I don't think I've ever heard a truer statement...
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My illusions are shattered. I'd always presumed she could do that. :(
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katina: {I} don't really know which directions I should flail my arms for progress to happen
The direction really doesn't matter; what is important is that you include the right gestures and supplicatory chants and phrases.
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katina: {I} don't really know which directions I should flail my arms for progress to happenThe direction really doesn't matter; what is important is that you include the right gestures and supplicatory chants and phrases.
Op, Op, Oppa Kermit Style!
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ashley: i think im going to put myself into a pumpkin coma this weekend. gonna drink pumpkin spice latte while eating pumpkin pancakes and pumpkin chocolate chip cookies for dessert. maybe ill pick up a costco pumpkin pie while im at it as well.
ashley: dammit, i thought my computer was dieing. it's just the sound of cosmo's music being muffled by the wall.
cosmo: Sorry... I’ll turn it up
What kind of music Cosmo is listening to?
pipe organ
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Worse. Christmas.
nah, sandy claws is coming this month, it is all good
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That fiend! Does he keep his lights up year round too?
This makes me picture Cosmo himself wearing blinking strings of lights and humming carols all year long.
Edit: And mind-rendingly tacky holiday sweaters.
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Edit: And mind-rendingly tacky holiday sweaters.
