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Diego Valdez wrote:
Insane KillMaster wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them
I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.
Hobbies? I think that is what she LIVES for...

So, you have something to atone for, and you not knowing/remembering what it is add to her reasons to adore making you cry?


mmmmm, Diego's tears, they taste like sweet sweet ambrosia (not the slaad).

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cort: I'd shoot it, but I'll shoot anything.

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katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early
katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest

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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest

His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest
His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.

You say this as if there is any other..?

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Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest
His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.
You say this as if there is any other..?

Many


Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest
His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.
You say this as if there is any other..?
Many

FTFY

:)

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katina: Too late. You’ve spoken the words, and the internet will oblige.

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Diego: It's like a thousand arteries cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


Diego went to lunch at a 5 Guys burger joint...?

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qa erik: … that can go into overheard if you want. Just sayin'.

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QA Erik: I'm absolutely terrified I'd die of alcohol poisoning

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Katina: I'm going to punch all the cute things on my desk!

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Katina: I'm going to punch all the cute things on my desk!

Nuuuuu! Don't hurt yourself Katina! Take it out on Cosmo! It's what he's there for.

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Now you know the truth behind the adorapocalypse

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

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[Redacted]: The short answer is, "out of my butt."

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Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

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*Cries more*

Dear Dora...

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Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

But... why?

Why do you want to destroy all the kitties?


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Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

But... why?

Why do you want to destroy all the kitties?

I believe she was indicating that the kitties would be among the implements of destruction, not that she would destroy them.

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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

But... why?

Why do you want to destroy all the kitties?

I believe she was indicating that the kitties would be among the implements of destruction, not that she would destroy them.

*rereads*

Oh! My bad. Missed the 'by' ;p (that's usually the one thing I don't miss)

Carry on then Adorabinger.


Rysky wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

But... why?

Why do you want to destroy all the kitties?

I believe she was indicating that the kitties would be among the implements of destruction, not that she would destroy them.

*rereads*

Oh! My bad. Missed the 'by' ;p (that's usually the one thing I don't miss)

Carry on then Adorabinger.

Misread something you usually don't miss? Almost as if, for a brief period, it wasn't there?

[sarcasm]How ever could that have happened?[/sarcasm]

>:)

*hee, hee, hee*

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Now you know the truth behind the adorapolypse

WHAT?!

It's meant to wipe out the Adorableness?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Cosmo! Damn you!

No, no, no. I'm the harbinger of Adorbageddon. It will be the destruction of all by the unbearably cute and fuzzy. I am not affiliated with adorapocalypse, and can't speak for what their aims are. (Although aDORApocalypse sounds pretty suspicious, since Diego writes all his journal entries to Dora...)

But... why?

Why do you want to destroy all the kitties?

I believe she was indicating that the kitties would be among the implements of destruction, not that she would destroy them.

*rereads*

Oh! My bad. Missed the 'by' ;p (that's usually the one thing I don't miss)

Carry on then Adorabinger.

Misread something you usually don't miss? Almost as if, for a brief period, it wasn't there?

[sarcasm]How ever could that have happened?[/sarcasm]

>:)

*hee, hee, hee*

Careful Wumpums, I was worried about losing you too there for a second.


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Unleash the kittens of utter destruction and let the thunder of their tiny soft paws be the herald trumpets of DOOM!


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Unleash the kittens of utter destruction and let the thunder of their tiny soft paws be the herald trumpets of DOOM!

Well, You can hear them coming, seeing them coming is something else.

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redacted: I’m starting to think I rate my favorite animals by how much I love eating them...

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Sara Marie: Frankly I mostly just hope to survive.

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Frankly I mostly just hope to survive.

Are you playing Dark Souls? You'll be doing that a lot.

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Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: I’m starting to think I rate my favorite animals by how much I love eating them...

I don't know who "redacted" is here, but I sure do have a guess.

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Diego: So why is Hermione not the hero in those? Because she really is.

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Katina, to Sara Marie: I've always wanted to hear you say that.


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Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: I’m starting to think I rate my favorite animals by how much I love eating them...
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Frankly I mostly just hope to survive.

Am I reading too much into these two quotes coming back-to-back?

DON'T EAT SARA MARIE!!!*

* I imagine Cosmo is safe, because even the scary clowns still taste funny.


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I have heard if you eat Cosmo, a new Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin is created in your stomach, and rips his way out like a baby alien, so, let us not do that.

Oh yeah, and eating people, when did that get fun? (thanks to Jayne for that bit of wisdom)


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I have heard if you eat Cosmo, a new Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin is created in your stomach, and rips his way out like a baby alien, so, let us not do that.

So who did that in the past, that we have even one Slightly More Evil Twin of Cosmo mucking up the works right now? *Goes to check a list of former Paizo employees*


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Dangerous is the knowledge Readerbreeder seeks....CHEESE IT!

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Robot Chris: don't worry about the context
Robot Chris: but this is a rubit PSA

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Regarding this image:

Daigle: They'll hire anyone in Australia.

Crystal: To be fair, he has all the proper koala-fications.

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sara marie: I kind of want to take a flamethrower to them

katina: That's comforting


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Mark Moreland wrote:

Regarding this image:

Daigle: They'll hire anyone in Australia.

Crystal: To be fair, he has all the proper koala-fications.

groan


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Freehold DM wrote:
Mark Moreland wrote:

Regarding this image:

Daigle: They'll hire anyone in Australia.

Crystal: To be fair, he has all the proper koala-fications.

groan

bwa bwa bwaaaaa


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SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!

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Sara Marie: high altitude murder hole

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Katina Davis wrote:
Sara Marie: high altitude murder hole

Make the bad man FLY!

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Katina Davis wrote:
Sara Marie: high altitude murder hole

... headshot?

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Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Sara Marie: high altitude murder hole
... headshot?

Rimshot.

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Rysky wrote:
... headshot?

I can dance all day! I can dance all day!

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... headshot?
I can dance all day! I can dance all day!

And I'm still moving!

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Sharaya: I would totally trade my scooter for a sky bison

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