Overheard at the Paizo office

[Christopher Anthony]

Liz: If you're having a bad day…just remember that somewhere out there is a cat named Princess Monster Truck.

[Katina Davis]

Sara Marie: How can I help you bend [redacted] to your will?

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris clicks
Cosmo ceases to exist

[Mark Moreland]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris clicks

Cosmo ceases to exist

And there was much rejoicing

[General Silliness]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris clicks

Cosmo ceases to exist

And there was much rejoicing

Yaaaaay.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I just learned of a new and potentially dangerous attachment

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: also, having phenomenal cosmic powers to see everything ever in the [redacted] is frightening sometimes

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: PSYCHE, I just have knives

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: it’s like a magical veil has been lifted

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: *disengages the safety on the laser eyes*

[Mad Dummy]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: PSYCHE, I just have knives

I don't need friends! I've got knives!

*throws knife*

I'm... all out of knives.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I just want to say that I’m very disappointed that scenario #7-11 isn’t called something like “The Slurpee Dilemma” or something

liz: #7-11: "Revenge of the Cheeseburger Bites"

katina: #7-11: The Hot Dog Roller’s Revenge

[Christopher Anthony]

#7-11: Part-Time Adventurers

[TimD]

Hopefully, John made a note of this to plan for Season 9: 9-11: Emergency in Absalom

[Sara Marie]

diego: enjoy the vanilla goodness when the delicious explosion occurs

[Liz Courts]

Katina: ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ We build this city on dice to roooooOOOOOOOOOLL ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: also I got my first use out of the [redacted] whacker
robot chris: A+

gary: i presume that means it worked

robot chris: beautifully!
robot chris: would click again

gary: nice. use your power for good
gary: or don't, what do i care what people do with the toys i make for them
gary: long as i get to keep making toys

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I see a wide gaping hole of [redacted] encroaching on my safety bubble

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: You, sir, are EVIL, and I love it.

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: You, sir, are EVIL, and I love it.

Dawww, see Cosmo? She does care ^w^

[Liz Courts]

Katina: PaizoCon events are being brought to you by a playlist called “Workout Twerkout.”

[TriOmegaZero]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: You, sir, are EVIL, and I love it.

Dawww, see Cosmo? She does care ^w^

You can't blame Cosmo for all evil. Wes is responsible for a piece of that action too.

[Vic Wertz]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: PaizoCon events are being brought to you by a playlist called “Workout Twerkout.”

You, ma'am, are EVIL, and I am deeply concerned.

[Christopher Anthony]

Concerned... impressed... such a fine line.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego
katina: and a lot of them

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: ...PROMOTIONAL POPE POGS?!

[Sara Marie]

cort: You want to [redacted] them all at the same time? Hrm, not that I'm aware ... but see what Gary says, he knows the back corners better than I.

sara marie: hmm the more i think on this the more i think its a horrible rabbit hole ABORT ABORT
sara marie: lets not bother developers with this plan

gary: too late i already coded it up and committed it and rolled it and it works perfectly and that means TACOS FOR EVERYONE

sara marie: hmm now that you mention tacos

gary: you were talking about the taco cannon right
gary: or the taco trebuchet. the tacobuchet

sara marie: ...
sara marie: I am now

sharaya: TACO CANNON???
sharaya: WHEN DOES THAT GO LIVE?

gary: as soon as you turn your back on it
gary: we are still getting the kinks out of that

cort: Seige weapondry tends to be distrustful.

gary: also, we are a little backed up in the taco mines
gary: one of the miners broke through a crispy shell right into a sourcream vein that flooded the area

cort: On the plus side, we have a lettuce surplus.

gary: cleaning it up was messy. and delicious

[Sara Marie]

money chris: I was confused, but excited!

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Katina TO DEFEAT
Katina THE CRUD

PaizoCon is almost here, folks! D:

[Sara Marie]

gary: you cannot deny the power of this fully operational taco cannon!

[AdmiralAckbar]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: you cannot deny the power of this fully operational taco cannon!

Manny Both-Hanz died to bring us this delicious information.

[Haladir]

TACO CANNON!!!

[Insane KillMaster]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

[GM_Beernorg]

Most certainly, also Diego's tears may, or may not, have beneficial properties to alchemy and science. How can we know unless they are tested, often...

[Katina Davis]

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

I neither confirm nor deny these allegations. >_>

[Diego Valdez]

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

Hobbies? I think that is what she LIVES for...

[Rysky]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

Hobbies? I think that is what she LIVES for...

Soooo puns make you cry a lot?

[Diego Valdez]

Rysky wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

Hobbies? I think that is what she LIVES for...

Soooo puns make you cry a lot?

This should answer your question.

[Rysky]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I hope you have pressurized tears, Diego

katina: and a lot of them

I am guessing making Diego cry is one of Katina's hobbies.

Hobbies? I think that is what she LIVES for...

Soooo puns make you cry a lot?

This should answer your question.

Not really, with all that crying you weren't really in any shape to give a coherent answer.

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: Sorry, it was Diego. I had to.
Diego: Yay!

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: Did you try the Koolaid?

[Kajehase]

Probably not our Lilith.

[Chris Lambertz]

Diego Letter writing must have been extra time consuming before email because you had to hand write out your favorite book quotes at the end of every single letter you wrote.

[Lilith]

Kajehase wrote:

Probably not our Lilith.

...

>.>
<.<

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Diego Letter writing must have been extra time consuming before email because you had to hand write out your favorite book quotes at the end of every single letter you wrote.

No backspace key either.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: i read that as goblin ballet
sara marie: which i now need

sharaya: WE BE GOBALLERINAS

cosmo: Goblin ballet: an amazing performance of art and skill and burning and stabbing with a little bit of biting.
...ok maybe more than a little bit of biting.

[Cosmo]

sara marie: we ain't ready for explosions yet...

Liz: I HAVE ALL THE MATCHES
Liz: something something earth shattering kaboom

Tonya: But...explosions...fire....burn!!!!

[Tels]

Cosmo wrote:

sara marie: we ain't ready for explosions yet...

Liz: I HAVE ALL THE MATCHES
Liz: something something earth shattering kaboom

Tonya: But...explosions...fire....burn!!!!

Jamie wants big boom.