Wasn't that a Kree item on the last season of Agents of SHIELD? The Kree guy had one.
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Wasn't that a Kree item on the last season of Agents of SHIELD? The Kree guy had one.
The Obliviating Hammer is a pretty good bar in downtown Asgard, less than an arrow's flight from the All-Father's Palace... with the best beers from all Nine Worlds, and where you can always find a drinking partner. But bring your belt of dwarvenkind and your Valhalla card... because they don't admit dark elves, and they don't take Ljos-Alfar Express.
Or Discover (Greenland).
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sara marie: kdjaksdjf hit search with nothing in the box.
sara marie: sorry anyone who was on [that] instance.
ashley: we need a "I've made a terrible mistake" button
ashley: it doesn't have to do anything really, but it would be cathartic to push it a bunch of times when you do that
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Katina: and hold up a note that says “last one out of the meeting gets no cookies”
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Robot Chris: Liz, do not worry about [redacted], we are covered. You may focus on your Dark Work™.
Katina: They look like grumpy raviolis.
Flumph?
They look grumpy to me...
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Tanis but I'm busy eating cheeeeeese
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Liz will be missed. :-(Cosmo: Can I use you for an experiment real quick?
Me: ...
She probably just sent a gingerbread simulacra in her place.
And an excellent source of protein and fiber!
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crowdsourced idea courtesy of myself, Liz and Robot Chris:
Pathfinder Yoga: where the instructor takes you on a guided meditation through a brief RPG encounter
Goblins approach assume the Warrior Warrior pose: hold for 30
Person on mat 1 you failed your save: assume downward dog
person on mat #8 you are a cleric and will be preforming a healing spell: please do the sunrise pose
the flumph drifts by, assume mermaid
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[redacted]: I'm pleased that past-me saw fit to restock the dark chocolate supply.
katina: I’m not pleased that present-me hasn’t stolen [redacted]'s dark chocolate supply.
[redacted]: You're welcome to some if you come over.
katina: haha nah, that’s okay
katina: I’m 98% joking, and 2% lazy
[redacted]: I was apparently anticipating being at work during the End Times, so I have a goodly supply.
Now the others will scrounge through the hidden stashes of everyone...
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crowdsourced idea courtesy of myself, Liz and Robot Chris:
Pathfinder Yoga: where the instructor takes you on a guided meditation through a brief RPG encounter
Goblins approach assume the Warrior Warrior pose: hold for 30
Person on mat 1 you failed your save: assume downward dog
person on mat #8 you are a cleric and will be preforming a healing spell: please do the sunrise pose
the flumph drifts by, assume mermaid
That is one idea...
Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.
Or get a really big monolith and inscribe all his blames upon its surface.
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Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.
Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
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The Cosmo Spire of Eternal Blame, I like it, where can I submit over blown bids to construct this behemoth of buck passing?
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Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
Finance does not negotiate with clowns.
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Finance does not negotiate with clowns.Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
Could we please have this on a t-shirt (or a little green visor)? Or etched into a set of knuckledusters, or on a sword blade?
Dear Wes,
How many woodchucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck wanted to...
D'oh! I give up!
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Sharaya: Katina is not here. We are lacking in the Department of Pun.
Who taught the Drow comedy? I thought drow jokes involved giant spiders and screaming goblins...
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To be fair, screaming goblins are in most jokes....
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Thats totally fair, as they are hilarious.
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Finance does not negotiate with clowns.Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
I've got a high-potency energy ray that might be able to change your mind.
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I consider myself pun-ished.
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Sara has already taken all needed pun-itive measures needed....
I've got a high-potency energy ray that might be able to change your mind.Finance does not negotiate with clowns.Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
Finance doesn't negotiate with terrorists either. We have inquisitors and inevitables for that. The Lawgiver is also willing to take appointments.