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I wonder if the rest of the office staff would organize some form of danegeld to keep Jason and his raiders at bay.
That would be unwise.
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Virginia: I flushed it. I flushed the baby down the sink.
Sam: Well now we have a marimo in our sink! That's where it lives now.
Virginia: Probably in the sewers...
Katina: Oh! Is it a Teenage Mutant Ninja Marimo? Did you feed it pizza?
Virginia: No I didn't feed it pizza! Soggy pizza. Wet pizza. You did this.
Katina: Well, if it fights crime...
Be well! A 6-8 inch (15-20 cm) snowfall is nothing to sneeze at, even by Canadian standards! My advice? Take care and buckle down to binge watch something cool with your favorite snack food!
Snow'plosions for everyone in Canada and the USA.
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Cosmo: I am an excellent cuddler. I am very giving and thoughtful in my cuddles.
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Cosmo: I am an excellent cuddler. I am very giving and thoughtful in my cuddles.
{nods} Supernatural abilities delivered via touch attacks bypass worn armor.
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Sam: I'd argue is a Roleplaying right of passage to be eaten by something and gruesomely escape.
*Older warrior nods to amazed younger protege while sitting amongst the eviscerated remains of a massive purple worm that he has taken apart from the inside*
"I had to get my sword back."
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Sam: I'd argue is a Roleplaying right of passage to be eaten by something and gruesomely escape.
Worst. Corporate team building exercise. Ever.
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Sam: For some reason the second day after playing volleyball my abs always hurt.
Diego: Sam. You're supposed to hit the ball with your hands and wrists, not your gut.
Katina: Don't tell her how to play volleyball!
Diego: I apologize. I shouldn't have mansplained volleyball.
Virginia: Diego. Every play style is valid!
Katina: You should work out any volleyball house rules with your GM so everyone has fun.
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Erik Keith: "'AAAAWWWWWWGGGHHH! WAH WAH AAAAUUUUWWAAAGGGHHH!' - Erik Keith, 2019."
That's the best transcription of the guitar solo for 'Comfortably Numb' I've ever seen.
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Unidentified member of the editing team: Raccoon hands are really cute!
Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...
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Unidentified member of the editing team: Raccoon hands are really cute!
Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...
Interesting Fact: When raiding a grape vineyard, raccoons take a grape between their index finger and thumb and twist the berry off the pedicel. This is how you can recognize raccoon damage from other foragers: birds and squirrels leave torn bits of grape skin; raccoons leave clean stems.
The cute, little, marauding thieves...
:p
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Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...
No amount of raccoon hands will satisfy a tummy making the rumblies though.
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What did you do?!
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Sam: Virginia longs for that sweet morgue feeling.
Customer Service & Community Manager
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gary: there is a fix these orders button near the top of the page
gary: I forget what it does
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gary: ohhohoho that's what it does
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gary: wow this thing is like one of those dual-bladed light sabers
me: The coders devved to deep.
me: You know what they awoke in the darkness of [our internal software].
whitney: Shadow… and knives !
gary: seriously, this order mangler page is [our internal software]'s balrog
Customer Service Representative
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Lu: Adrian taught me how to dab
i haven't perfected it yet
Robot Chris: it’s not really something you learn, dabbing is what you feel inside
Adrian: i feel nothing, yet I dab
Robot Chris: maybe that’s the trick
Adrian: dab the tears away
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Katina's new job description apparently includes exercising the power of life and death.
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Virginia J.: THIS IS HORRIFYING
Virginia J.: I LOVE IT
Cosmo, stop putting words in Virginia's mouth!
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Katina: If you can’t handle me at my glaring and snarling, you don’t deserve me at my wailing and sobbing.
Leo either has a cat or a ferret at his desk.
Hmm....who is Leo?
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Hmm....who is Leo?
An enigma wrapped in a mystery.
Doh! I feel stupid now. :/
I knew that!