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These puns are stun-ingly bad. We should all get sent to Rikers for them.


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Do or do not, there is no Troi.


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Despite the complaints, these puns don't phase me. I don't think they're a disruptor at all.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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tanis: best way to start office portion of day: make it rain on cosmo

gary: that's better than that day where it was raining cosmos


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There is no umbrella in the world strong enough to resist that kind of deluge of Cosmos.

Liberty's Edge

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Sara Marie wrote:
...it was raining cosmos

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
tanis: best way to start office portion of day: make it rain on cosmo

... I was wondering where my pole went.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it
Robot Chris: that can't be normal

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Diego: I was going to say "I wish I was a chosen one", but then I thought about how much work that would be and I'm glad I'm not.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Diego: I was going to say "I wish I was a chosen one", but then I thought about how much work that would be and I'm glad I'm not.

Can confirm, it's pretty rough. But it has its moments.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it

Robot Chris: that can't be normal

Nope. Pretty sure that that IS normal.

Liberty's Edge Developer

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Mark: That's how you get cooties. And everyone WANTS cooties, even if they say they don't.


Cookies?


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it

Robot Chris: that can't be normal

Um, had Robot Chris met Cosmo?


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My orc senses say yes, she has, often, why do you think she ended up having a robot body? Clearly it was Cosmo.

Community & Digital Content Director

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That quote was formed by chat delay. I have obviously met Cosmo, and can confirm that it's probably normal.

Community Manager

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
That quote was formed by chat delay. I have obviously met Cosmo, and can confirm that it's probably normal.

Probably.

Maybe.
<.<


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For a certain value of normal, yeah.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I have obviously met Cosmo

As in: "See my avatar? I have obviously met Cosmo".

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: Someone’s day may go from Faintly Magical to TERRIBLY MAGICAL.


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IA! IA!!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

Silver Crusade

Katina Davis wrote:

Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

... a non mammalian leg?


Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:

Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

... a non mammalian leg?

Maybe it just lacked the Mammalian Flesh parts.


Mmm... delectable mammalian flesh... MUST GET CHEESEBURGER!!

Customer Service Representative

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Liz: I've come to show you my eldritch ways

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Those are the best ways.


It is that attitude that caused Ross to become a brain in a jar. ;)


I thought Ross was just really into Futurama cosplay.


That is also entirely possible.

What killed the dinosaurs?

ME!!

Community Manager

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Katina: Well i’m glad your menopause is feeling better, Diego. It’s a beautiful, natural change that your body is going through.
Diego: Me too.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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katina: When your Pathfinder novels are happy, they’ll show you by wagging their Tales

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: When your Pathfinder novels are happy, they’ll show you by wagging their Tales

Damn you owl and your adorableness!

Er no, damn your puns, not your adorableness, it can stay.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Diego: Every time I feed and water my Core Rulebook it dies and I have to get another.
Katina: I've been trying to take mine on walks and it hasn't been going very well.
Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths

But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!

Silver Crusade

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths
But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!

That's how we get Hardcovers.


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Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths
But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!
That's how we get Hardcovers.

When Wrath of the Righteous and Rise of the Runelords love each other very much...


Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.


Sissyl wrote:
Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

So.... "Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Silver Crusade

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, wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.


Rysky wrote:
, wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.

So, Curse of the Crimson Throne really gets around?

Rise of the RuneLords + Curse of the Crimson Throne = Shattered Star?

Curse of the Crimson Throne + Council of Thieves = Hell's Rebels & Hell's Vengeance? (< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic


Cosmo wrote:
Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic

It's an odor I know well. Working in a plastic pipe plant, you learn really quick to start running to check things when you get that first whiff.


Insane KillMaster wrote:
Rysky wrote:
, wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.

So, Curse of the Crimson Throne really gets around?

Rise of the RuneLords + Curse of the Crimson Throne = Shattered Star?

Curse of the Crimson Throne + Council of Thieves = Hell's Rebels & Hell's Vengeance? (< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

Ileosa is a bard....

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Insane KillMaster wrote:
(< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

Serpent's Skull + Kingmaker = Skull & Shackles?


Isn't Berry White required to set the appropriate mood for AP's to make newer younger APs?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie: Oh GOD!
[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.


Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie: Oh GOD!

[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.

I... can't... stop... laughing!


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Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie: Oh GOD!

[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.

So this was an Aroden sighting?

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Can we get Alan Rickman to do our voice messages?

liz: Because Alan Rickman = Karzoug

So I've been away from the forums for about two years, and I've been backlogging this thread for LOLz and then hit this and made myself sad. :(

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