Overheard at the Paizo office

[xobmaps]

Rysky wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

This left, right?

There are only two directions to go, if the first one was wrong, go whatever is left.

[Tels]

xobmaps wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

This left, right?

There are only two directions to go, if the first one was wrong, go whatever is left.

I believe you mean to say, "If the first one wasn't right, go in whichever direction is left."

[Orthos]

Tels wrote:

xobmaps wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

This left, right?

There are only two directions to go, if the first one was wrong, go whatever is left.

I believe you mean to say, "If the first one wasn't right, go in whichever direction is left."

DUCK SEASON! FIRE!!

[Gary Teter]

Cort: Yeah, makes sense once I think it through, I just try not to get into the habit of doing that.

[Tels]

Orthos wrote:

Tels wrote:

xobmaps wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

This left, right?

There are only two directions to go, if the first one was wrong, go whatever is left.

I believe you mean to say, "If the first one wasn't right, go in whichever direction is left."

DUCK SEASON! FIRE!!

You're dithsplicable!

[Liz Courts]

Katina: I computer. With buttons and stuff.

[Katina Davis]

Me: Sometimes my phone just stops playing the music I want it to play.
Diego: Sometimes my life stops playing the music that I want it to play.
Me: O_O

[Christopher Anthony]

QA Erik: fetishes, man.

[Sara Marie]

katina: i hope you know that i read the “[redacted]” in the tune of the Power Rangers theme song

sara marie: i hope you know that i wrote “[redacted]” to the tune of the power rangers theme song

[Christopher Anthony]

[redacted]: You only get one blessing. The rest is damnation.

[thunderspirit]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

I'm disappointed.

This should be a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.

[Mythic JMD031]

Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot: I like how the chicken is placed here.

Ah, the art of Fwing Shui.

(JMD031, make a Will save vs. nonlethal pun damage.)

Considering you had to point this out means I instantly pass my save.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Hey mac, wanna buy some COFFEE?
Katina opens up trenchcoat
Ashley: FIRST CUP IS FREE
Katina: JUST RUB THE GROUNDS ON YOUR GUMS

[Lamontius]

THE FINEST PURE COLOMBIAN

[Christopher Anthony]

QA Erik: I'm going to document this thing so hard.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: some poor dev just needs to write a knife-armor cleaning script

christopher: DELETE FROM Armor WHERE MadeOfKnivesFlag = 1;

[Sara Marie]

qa erik: think like, merisiel sitting on the iron throne.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Sara Marie wrote:

qa erik: think like, merisiel sitting on the iron throne.

The Mother of Stabbings! {bows respectfully} Massa morghulis.

[Sara Marie]

cort: Welcome, now try not to scream.

[Sara Marie]

gary: bees really do make everything better

[Sara Marie]

katina: Remember, they’re not called calories. They’re called delicious points.

[bishop083]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: Remember, they’re not called calories. They’re called delicious points.

If I could favorite this post more than once, I would totally do so.

[Sara Marie]

redacted 1:What do you want? A pony

redacted 1:I assure you that you don’t want a pony, it will poop EVERYWHERE

redacted 2:A cyber glitter pony

redacted 2:WITH LASER BEAMS SHOOTING OUT OF ITS EYES

[Turin the Mad]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1:What do you want? A pony

redacted 1:I assure you that you don’t want a pony, it will poop EVERYWHERE

redacted 2:A cyber glitter pony

redacted 2:WITH LASER BEAMS SHOOTING OUT OF ITS EYES

redacted 2 wants a pet Sebastian?

[Christopher Anthony]

Who doesn't?

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: HOLY SHIT NARWHALS!

[Tacticslion]

Hah! Narwhals are awesome!

[Christopher Anthony]

They are the Jedi of the sea.

[Mythic Tacticslion]

... that was well done.

[Tels]

Mythic Tacticslion wrote:

... that was well done.

Reference.

[Sara Marie]

redacted: when everything is on fire, somebody drops a baby giant

[Ed Reppert]

Mythic Tacticslion wrote:

... that was well done.

Sig line I saw on the 'net many years ago:

"Excellent. You have done well. Many mainlanders will suffer."

When I asked the guy where he got it, he said his girlfriend made it up. :-)

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya: Dr. Quinntina - Medicine Woman.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: I just... I need to bite something now
Robot Chris: I feel this way often

[Chris Lambertz]

redacted This is now officially the twerk zone.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

redacted This is now officially the twerk zone.

OH NO!!!

The horror returns!!!

[Crystal Frasier]

Redacted ...and instead of a pole, there was a giant pick-axe stuck in the ground that they danced on.

[Lamontius]

making it rain with gold pieces hurts :(

[Game Master Scotty]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Redacted ...and instead of a pole, there was a giant pick-axe stuck in the ground that they danced on.

Stripper dwarves?

...That sounds...I'm not even sure what that sounds like..

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: I was just about to [redacted] and then realized that I should NOT hate myself.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: want to wrangle that worm before it becomes tremor

[Ross Byers]

'Graboid' is the preferred nomenclature.

[Sara Marie]

Is that Graboid™ or Graboid®?

[Lamontius]

TOO LATE

[Ross Byers]

Would the plural be a tremor of graboids?