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redacted: explaining why Liz and I are awesome is easy
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cort: something even worse than cookie necromancy. I'm impressed, disturbed, but impressed.
Christopher Anthony wrote: QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.
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Diego: I wish I felt things in my heart.
me: Be careful what you wish for! It could be that crazy fungus!
Diego: At least it would be something...
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NobodysHome wrote: Christopher Anthony wrote: QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.
Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks.
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Vic Wertz wrote: Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks. That would explain all the screaming.
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diego: Oh. Fort, you mentioned you guys would be able to look into the account for person [redacted] today. If you get a chance to, will you let me know what you guys discover?
diego: Cort*
christopher: We should all start calling him Cortitude now. It's got a nice ring to it.
gary: I FAILED MY CORT SAVE
christopher: That's how you get cards, Gary
gary: hmm... we may also need will chase cards
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robot chris: so it occurs to me
robot chris: that it is completely plausible that Voldemort was into disco
robot chris: given the timeline of the books
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Christopher Anthony wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks. That would explain all the screaming. Hey now...
As someone who tests software for a living I can assure you that we are weeping, not screaming, in there.
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Vic Wertz wrote: NobodysHome wrote: Christopher Anthony wrote: QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.
Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks. That explains... a lot.
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Sara Marie wrote: diego: Oh. Fort, you mentioned you guys would be able to look into the account for person [redacted] today. If you get a chance to, will you let me know what you guys discover?
diego: Cort*
christopher: We should all start calling him Cortitude now. It's got a nice ring to it.
gary: I FAILED MY CORT SAVE
christopher: That's how you get cards, Gary
gary: hmm... we may also need will chase cards
I'm having flashbacks to when all the hydrocortisone products came out, Cortaid anyone?
<single angsty tear />
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Lil'Bot: oh dammit, did I pun? can I un-pun?
Lil'Bot: please?
Lil'Bot: I’m sorry
...
Lil'Bot: okay I’m going to take that as a queue that I can’t talk today
Liz: cue
Liz: not queue
Lil'Bot: see!
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Robot Chris: I just heard someone yell outside “YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS”
Robot Chris: and then SIRENS
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Robot Chris: OH NO NO!
QA Erik: OH GOD NO, WOW!
Winslow: HAPPY EAAAAASTEEER!
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Ashley: But I had my tiara, so there.
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Erik Keith wrote: Robot Chris: OH NO NO!
QA Erik: OH GOD NO, WOW!
Winslow: HAPPY EAAAAASTEEER!
Let me guess... Winslow was wearing some sort of giant latex-based fetish/bunny suit...
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Katina: Please contain your winky faces.
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Gary: now what good's a temptation without a little naughty?
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Katina: I will accept either.
Katina: I am not a picky deity.
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Redacted A: That's a great price on a bidet!
Redacted B: Bidet? More like biDAMN, WHAT A BARGAIN!
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Katina ... I'm too fancy for you!
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Cort: I am all about pretty.
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Katina: My alibi is "Don't make me do it again."
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Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM!
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Christopher Anthony wrote: Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM! The dread bane of any who GM for their spouse. :D
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Katina: And I would keep it forever, and love it more than [redacted].
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Ashley: Does it look like I wear hand-me-down tiaras? I think not.
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Tacticslion wrote: Christopher Anthony wrote: Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM! The dread bane of any who GM for their spouse. :D Missus Turin is not afforded this luxury. :D
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redacted: I am not admitting to anyone outside of this room how much time I spent looking at fabric today.
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Katina: Well, now you can't blame us for outing you, Diego
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Cort: But if you have a rocket pack, you don't need legs.
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QA Erik: Oh god, oh god, THAT's what that was.
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redacted: mainly I want to hammer them into a logistical compliance
redacted: ... politely
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Robot: I like how the chicken is placed here.
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Liz Courts wrote: Robot: I like how the chicken is placed here. Ah, the art of Fwing Shui.
(JMD031, make a Will save vs. nonlethal pun damage.)
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Katina: SARA ARE YOU KEEPING MAGIC SECRETS
Sara Marie: >.>
Sara Marie:<.<
Katina: ZOMG I’M TELLING THE WIZENGAMOT
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Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.
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Vic Wertz wrote: Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.
Take my shirt, take my socks
Take me where I have no frocks.
I don't care, I'm still free.
You can't take my pants from me.
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After a series of catastrophic Handle Animal Checks.
Christopher: The gnolls aren't going to eat this pony, we are.
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[redacted]:
♬
let it go
let it gooooo
be one wiht the inbox, ohhhh
here you stand
in the florecent li--ight
let the emails rage on
the boards never bothered me anyway
♬
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Vic Wertz wrote: Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants. Holy sticky fingers, Batman! What kind of a pick pockets check would you need to get away with that without the guy noticing?
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Readerbreeder wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants. Holy sticky fingers, Batman! What kind of a pick pockets check would you need to get away with that without the guy noticing? I believe you already explained it perfectly.
"...sticky fingers.."
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Gary:: i aim to please
Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...
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Christopher Anthony wrote: Gary:: i aim to please
Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...
My left or your left?
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Rysky wrote: Christopher Anthony wrote: Gary:: i aim to please
Gary:: could you step one bit to the left... My left or your left? The other left.
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Drejk wrote: Rysky wrote: Christopher Anthony wrote: Gary:: i aim to please
Gary:: could you step one bit to the left... My left or your left? The other left. This left, right?
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