Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

redacted: explaining why Liz and I are awesome is easy

[Sara Marie]

cort: something even worse than cookie necromancy. I'm impressed, disturbed, but impressed.

[NobodysHome]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom

I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.

[Katina Davis]

Diego: I wish I felt things in my heart.
me: Be careful what you wish for! It could be that crazy fungus!
Diego: At least it would be something...

[Vic Wertz]

NobodysHome wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom

I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.

Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks.

[Christopher Anthony]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks.

That would explain all the screaming.

[Sara Marie]

diego: Oh. Fort, you mentioned you guys would be able to look into the account for person [redacted] today. If you get a chance to, will you let me know what you guys discover?
diego: Cort*

christopher: We should all start calling him Cortitude now. It's got a nice ring to it.

gary: I FAILED MY CORT SAVE

christopher: That's how you get cards, Gary

gary: hmm... we may also need will chase cards

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: so it occurs to me

robot chris: that it is completely plausible that Voldemort was into disco

robot chris: given the timeline of the books

[Lamontius]

completely plausible

[Tacticslion]

Or, on the other hand, Cosmo could link modern Voldo-funk.

[Uncle Teddy]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks.

That would explain all the screaming.

Hey now...

As someone who tests software for a living I can assure you that we are weeping, not screaming, in there.

[Cort Odekirk]

Vic Wertz wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom

I just do not need to know what a QA person does in the bathroom.

Whatever it is, they do it several slightly different ways until something breaks.

That explains... a lot.

[Cort Odekirk]

Sara Marie wrote:

diego: Oh. Fort, you mentioned you guys would be able to look into the account for person [redacted] today. If you get a chance to, will you let me know what you guys discover?

diego: Cort*

christopher: We should all start calling him Cortitude now. It's got a nice ring to it.

gary: I FAILED MY CORT SAVE

christopher: That's how you get cards, Gary

gary: hmm... we may also need will chase cards

I'm having flashbacks to when all the hydrocortisone products came out, Cortaid anyone?

<single angsty tear />

[Cosmo]

Lil'Bot: oh dammit, did I pun? can I un-pun?

Lil'Bot: please?

Lil'Bot: I’m sorry

...

Lil'Bot: okay I’m going to take that as a queue that I can’t talk today

Liz: cue

Liz: not queue

Lil'Bot: see!

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: I just heard someone yell outside “YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS”
Robot Chris: and then SIRENS

[Erik Keith]

Robot Chris: OH NO NO!
QA Erik: OH GOD NO, WOW!
Winslow: HAPPY EAAAAASTEEER!

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: But I had my tiara, so there.

[Readerbreeder]

Erik Keith wrote:

Robot Chris: OH NO NO!

QA Erik: OH GOD NO, WOW!
Winslow: HAPPY EAAAAASTEEER!

Let me guess... Winslow was wearing some sort of giant latex-based fetish/bunny suit...

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Please contain your winky faces.

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary: now what good's a temptation without a little naughty?

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Katina: I will accept either.
Katina: I am not a picky deity.

[Diego Valdez]

Redacted A: That's a great price on a bidet!

Redacted B: Bidet? More like biDAMN, WHAT A BARGAIN!

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina ... I'm too fancy for you!

[Christopher Anthony]

Cort: I am all about pretty.

[Diego Valdez]

Katina: My alibi is "Don't make me do it again."

[Christopher Anthony]

Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM!

[Tacticslion]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM!

The dread bane of any who GM for their spouse. :D

[Liz Courts]

Katina: And I would keep it forever, and love it more than [redacted].

[Rysky]

Cosmo?

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: Does it look like I wear hand-me-down tiaras? I think not.

[Turin the Mad]

Tacticslion wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Cort: AAAAGH! There are things going through my head and I can't say ANY OF THEM!

The dread bane of any who GM for their spouse. :D

Missus Turin is not afforded this luxury. :D

[Sharaya]

redacted: I am not admitting to anyone outside of this room how much time I spent looking at fabric today.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Well, now you can't blame us for outing you, Diego

[Christopher Anthony]

Cort: But if you have a rocket pack, you don't need legs.

[Ross Byers]

That is a true fact.

[Christopher Anthony]

QA Erik: Oh god, oh god, THAT's what that was.

[Sara Marie]

redacted: mainly I want to hammer them into a logistical compliance

redacted: ... politely

[Liz Courts]

Robot: I like how the chicken is placed here.

[Pecan Sandie Duncan]

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot: I like how the chicken is placed here.

Ah, the art of Fwing Shui.

(JMD031, make a Will save vs. nonlethal pun damage.)

[Liz Courts]

Katina: SARA ARE YOU KEEPING MAGIC SECRETS
Sara Marie: >.>
Sara Marie:<.<
Katina: ZOMG I’M TELLING THE WIZENGAMOT

[Vic Wertz]

Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.

[Christopher Anthony]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.

 

 
Take my shirt, take my socks
Take me where I have no frocks.
I don't care, I'm still free.
You can't take my pants from me.

[Erik Keith]

After a series of catastrophic Handle Animal Checks.
Christopher: The gnolls aren't going to eat this pony, we are.

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]:
♬
let it go
let it gooooo
be one wiht the inbox, ohhhh
here you stand
in the florecent li--ight
let the emails rage on
the boards never bothered me anyway
♬

[Readerbreeder]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.

Holy sticky fingers, Batman! What kind of a pick pockets check would you need to get away with that without the guy noticing?

[Calex]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Lissa: I can't believe you took his pants.

Holy sticky fingers, Batman! What kind of a pick pockets check would you need to get away with that without the guy noticing?

I believe you already explained it perfectly.

"...sticky fingers.."

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary:: i aim to please
Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

[Rysky]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

[Drejk]

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

[Rysky]

Drejk wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary:: i aim to please

Gary:: could you step one bit to the left...

My left or your left?

The other left.

This left, right?