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Katina: Where the hell is the basilisk?
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Katina: Where the hell is the basilisk?
Bestiary, page 29.
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cosmo: Last of good coffee is taken.
cosmo: I’ve started a new pot.
cosmo: I call it RovaGut Blaster Blend.
cosmo: I’m sure it will be annihilistically delicious.
liz: Sounds like it’s made of the heat death of the universe
liz: I approve.
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All hail the Holy Bean-counters of Abadar!
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ashley: Abadar's Cleric of Starshine
ashley: that sounds too nice
ashley: that doesn't jive with finance
katina: Ashley: DESTROYER OF STARSHINE
ashley: there we go!
{in William Conrad narrator voice:} Be with us next time for "Ashley: EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF STARSHINE" or "Ashley: CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT OF STARSHINE (BUT REALLY WANTS TO BE A LION TAMER)."
cort: Fine, shots, coffee, glitter and a defibrillator, everyone happy?
OK, now I'm going to be up all night trying to think of ways a person could use all these things at once! That must be one wild party you're having!
cort: Fine, shots, coffee, glitter and a defibrillator, everyone happy?OK, now I'm going to be up all night trying to think of ways a person could use all these things at once! That must be one wild party you're having!
Or just One HELL of a Work Overload.
QA Erik: its like one big never ending herbal essence commercial
That one might need some context...
QA Erik: its like one big never ending herbal essence commercialThat one might need some context...
Never! The lack of context is the point! If it makes sense, why bother?
Never! The lack of context is the point! If it makes sense, why bother?
QA Erik: its like one big never ending herbal essence commercialThat one might need some context...
Some, not all...
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Me: But honestly, my inner Maleficent is laughing.
Sara: ...Inner?
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christopher: Opens the way for a Cars RPG, complete with an Ecology Of... line.
sara marie: Cars the RPG would be fun
christopher: Carfinder?
sara marie: strength would be horsepower?
sara marie: lightning's int and wisdom need some work
ashley: i feel like mater would make a good bard
ashley: doesn't add a lot to the game, but has some witty one-liners and can get you out of a tight situation if you're lucky
christopher: As the tow truck, wouldn't he be the cleric?
christopher: I suppose bards can heal, too
ashley: no the mechanic cars would be the clerics
ashley: LUIGI AND GUIDO
tanis: This is the dorkiest conversation I have observed in some time.
tanis: I love it
sara marie: also wouldnt luigi and guido be like the town black smith?
sara marie: selling +1 whitewall tires of speed
sara marie: frank is the barbarian?
ashley: frank would be terrifying when enraged
ashley: fillmore would be the druid because he's a hippy
sara marie: for sarge i'm thinking cavalier
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redacted my eyes are peeing
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Diego: There have defintely been times where I was THE creepy girl
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robot chris: it’s almost been 4 years guys
robot chris: when do I turn into a pumpkin?
sara marie: the twist is...you already ARE a pumpkin
sara marie: you just have to find out on your own
robot chris: D:
sara marie: you were a pumpkin all along chris
robot chris: OH MY GOURD
sara marie: squash any feelings that tell you otherwise
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robot chris: it’s almost been 4 years guys
robot chris: when do I turn into a pumpkin?sara marie: the twist is...you already ARE a pumpkin
sara marie: you just have to find out on your ownrobot chris: D:
sara marie: you were a pumpkin all along chris
robot chris: OH MY GOURD
sara marie: squash any feelings that tell you otherwise
Proof Sara Marie is the best Empress of the Galactic Empire.
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Tanis: suddenly this went aqua teen hunger force
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gary: or as my uncle, the ancient egyptian, used to say, perish the thoth
liz: But if you perish the Thoth, you’ll Set yourself up for problems.
sara: Isis you did there
gary: liz wins
katina: I will cheer for her Ra Ra
tanis: Sara’s just anub(is) in comparison
sara: Liz wins Re: the egyptian jokes
sara: I am Nut wrong on this
tanis: I think Amun top
liz: I just don’t Geb what the problem is
tanis: I’m Bast caring at this point.
sara: I'm so Hapi I work with all of you
liz; Yeah, we’re all Tefnuts in here.
sara: I have to go get kiddo from daycare, I;m going to have to Baal
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*twitches*
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gary: or as my uncle, the ancient egyptian, used to say, perish the thoth
liz: But if you perish the Thoth, you’ll Set yourself up for problems.
sara: Isis you did there
gary: liz wins
katina: I will cheer for her Ra Ra
tanis: Sara’s just anub(is) in comparison
sara: Liz wins Re: the egyptian jokes
sara: I am Nut wrong on this
tanis: I think Amun top
liz: I just don’t Geb what the problem is
tanis: I’m Bast caring at this point.
sara: I'm so Hapi I work with all of you
liz; Yeah, we’re all Tefnuts in here.
sara: I have to go get kiddo from daycare, I;m going to have to Baal
i cant take this osirisly
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I didn't want to interrupt their witticisms without warning.
But I figured I could toot and come in.
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finance scott: Wait, did you think I was trying to be helpful?
gary: my answer was even less helpful
robot chris: gary: your answer was I believe the correct one
gary: it can be both!
gary: both correct and useless
gary: hey, that's me in a nutshell!
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katina: it's a big shot of magic and friendship RIGHT TO YOUR HEARTThat's nice and good, but I still don't see it as giving somebody the kind of peppiness a shot of adrenaline to the same place would. I'm assuming by the conditions over there you guys have some stockpiled just in case of emergency, or GenCon crunch.
They come in the form of pancakes.
finance scott: Wait, did you think I was trying to be helpful?
This would imply that he was not trying to be helpful, and if he was, it was only by accident. Niiiiiice... :P
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redacted 1: I have an email skeleton, but I guess my concern is: [redacted] and will that totally screw up everything?
redacted 2: your skeleton is perfect
redacted 2: errr
redacted 2: email skeleton
redacted 2: i'm sure your actual skeleton is also perfect
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redacted cause i felt weird being all [redacted] and fish going everywhere
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Robot Chris: I have an important question
Robot Chris: possibly the MOST important
Robot Chris: where can I get coffee?
Me: Coffee options?
Me: Robot, asking the important questions.