ulgulanoth's box

[ulgulanoth]

In front of you is a small shiny box, with a red button on the top, the sides of the box are black, in gold letters on the button say do not press
roll a will save DC15 or press the button, you can opt not to roll the will save and press the button anyway
Button

Spoiler:

roll a d6 and consult the chart bellow
1) Gain a level of Anti-paladin, alignment changes to CE
2) Gain a level of commoner
3) Gain 1d3 negative levels
4) All your hair falls out
5) Grow a kick ass beard and a mane
6) Gain a level of paladin, alignment changes to LG
Also you must now post your own version of the box

["Sunny"]

*Peers into thread.....*

perception:1d20 + 0 ⇒ (2) + 0 = 2

*Doesn't see box....skips off.

[Talonne Hauk]

*Distracted by Sunny's derriere, doesn't see box either.*

[ulgulanoth]

the DC for the perception check is DC1, sunny you do see the box just....

["Sunny"]

Oh! There be a boxy somat here? Thank'e! (^_^)

*peruses room and said item...*

Hmmm...whut does this do?

*Pushes button*:

1d6 ⇒ 2

*K-Zzzztt!*

*Giggles* At tickles! (^_^)

*Skips off, waves to Talonne Hauk as she passes.*

Reset Button:

1) Turn an interesting shade of mauve
2) Voice changes pitch to a lower octave.+1 To Bluff, intimidate and other social skills. Certain Singing voices and styles will have to adjust to cater for said change.
3) Arms and shoulders become slightly more flexible. No real bonus, but one can now always scratch that annoying itch that they couldn't before reach.
4) Always know which way is left.
5) Belly button becomes a minor space of holding. Any small (Coin or gem) sized object can easily be hidden within its folds.
6) Grants +2 Circumstance bonus to AC and Initiative due to vision shifting slightly into the 'future' by a few seconds. Will save (DC14) every second day, failure means the blurred vision has caused headaches and character suffers a -2 to Perception.

[,]

Sunny's Box
Wich is still ulgulanoth's box, but the functions have per-mutated.

Red Button:

1) Turn an interesting shade of mauve
2) Voice changes pitch to a lower octave.+1 To Bluff, intimidate and other social skills. Certain Singing voices and styles will have to adjust to cater for said change.
3) Arms and shoulders become slightly more flexible. No real bonus, but one can now always scratch that annoying itch that they couldn't before reach.
4) Always know which way is left.
5) Belly button becomes a minor space of holding. Any small (Coin or gem) sized object can easily be hidden within its folds.
6) Grants +2 Circumstance bonus to AC and Initiative due to vision shifting slightly into the 'future' by a few seconds. Will save (DC14) every second day, failure means the blurred vision has caused headaches and character suffers a -2 to Perception.

[ulgulanoth]

*presses sunny's button*
1d6 ⇒ 1

dam... i'm mauve...

new box with shiny button

Spoiler:

1) gain a red hat
2) attacked by blink monkey who steals your keys
3) start smelling of fish
4) gain an undead zombie servant
5) decrease in size by 1 category
6) gain eyes on palms of hands

["Sunny"]

*Is attracted by the flicker colour and skips back in to watch the very interesting Shade of mauve...*

(^_^)

[Talonne Hauk]

*Blushes at the thought of playing with Sunny's box and pressing her button.*

["Sunny"]

Perception:1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11

Glances to Talonne Hauk,

"Here now. Did you go pushin' th' button too? Ye've come over an interestin' colour yerself, mate."

(^_^)