Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?


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Strange Aeons AP:
The party has woken with amnesia in an insane asylum. The asylum has been partly destroyed by an earthquake. Doppelgangers and ghouls run amok. An enormous fungoid eye in the wall weeps pints of ammonia, screaming "WHO AM I BECOME?" A quivering, rolling mound of flesh seethes in through the front door, engulfing one of the PCs and seeming to grow stronger every time it is hit. And that's just day 1.

This is the best part of Ustalav. People for miles around tell their children about this exact spot, saying "If you're good, you get to go there!"


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"The pen may not be mightier than the sword, but if I hit your jugular, it'll do."


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My daughter played a SFS scenario last night, and was told up-front that it was a diplomatic mission in which every PC would need to contribute social skill checks. She has exactly two PCs: her Bucky-Barnes-inspired soldier and her vesk icon solarian. The latter is *marginally* better at diplomacy because her class requires a positive Cha modifier, but is actually only trained in Intimidate. So every so often as I ran my own game, I overheard a growled, "You WILL like this person!" from hers.

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