Actually, Asmodia is the perfect woman. She f*cks on command and can summon a frosty brew from nothing right after. No need for a keg! :P
I don't think they have unions in Westcrown. Unless you count the Dottari...
Tark, can I roll my diplomacy to find out who I should talk to about breaking into the whoring business? Would solve Asmodia's homeless issue as well if she could get into a brothel, or should she just go roomies with her favorite half-elven calistrian?
No problems with language her, if anything it's like Pirates of the Carribbean without the sweet Disney flavor
Edited my failed rigging climb post waiting on a Mr. Plugg response. :)
Well if you can imagine pirates of the carribean with sex, drugs, and horrible horrible violence than yes that is a lot how I envision this game.
Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.
Kess, I hope you don't mind if the goblin and gnome engage in some spiteful teasing of each other, at least at first. Until they come to a truce, I think it makes for a more fun dynamic.
Kess, I hope you don't mind if the goblin and gnome engage in some spiteful teasing of each other, at least at first. Until they come to a truce, I think it makes for a more fun dynamic.
I don't mind at all, I launched the opening salvo. I expect it to get much worse too. ;)
The Goblin and The Gnome - sounds like a great name for a tavern.
... Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.
The gourd! Follow the sacred gourd!
Hey tark. Capt up in the Island ap.
Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.
Hey, Asmodia hasn't done full nudity yet.
Bloodless, get on that, STAT!!
Hey, Asmodia hasn't done full nudity yet.
Bloodless, get on that, STAT!!
Some of us have already had to make out with him, please don't make me endure more!
I have no problem with Bejis getting naked, too. Let's see that kiss again, while we're at it!
*giggles*
I'm a terrible terrible person. And I should post something IC.
We still have an IC thread? I though we had just moved the campaign over here to enlighten the new pirates.
I dont suppose anyone could point in the direction of some heavy metal remixes of the songs from the megaman games can they?
If Asmodia was on the Pirates game it would end up like the superb film 'Pirates' and its stellar sequel 'Pirates II Stagnettis Revenge'.
I'd sign up!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Only if you would be the emo pirate, Shifty, would I agree to that.
You definitely can't have Evan Stone's spot. Coz then I'd have to picture the scrotadactyl.
And yes, I watched the director's commentary on the DVD for Space Nuts. Because I watch adult movies for Evan Stone acting like an idiot.
Speaking of Pirates when are you going to rename this thread to "Tark's Hotel California" or some such?
As much as I would like to I'm afraid that atm it's impossible as it won't let me edit the name at this juncture.
Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".
Ah, s@!~e man! Aint no pirate worth his salt be askin for work to do! Stay low an find some rum, why dont ya.
Rorgrim found the rum honey hole!!!
@ Rorgrim: I am laughing here, Mumbat can't help but think thats still a womans job, I love this group.
As Lorn's personality fleshes out, I realize I could've picked a more appropriate trait. She'll just have to work the crew without it.
@Rorgrim, I reck'n Lorn will soon be your best friend or taking your place as FishGuts assistant in the kitchen real soon!
@mumbata Yeah...I lucked out so far on that one. I just saw a big fat dwarf with an apron cooking for everyone and I also wanted access to weapons (knives etc). Hopefully it will workout, but you never know. Sometimes what starts out as a blessing in an AP ends up being a curse. I'll probably be at the wrong end of a cat of nine tails soon. Btw, I love ur guy and his background. I'm banking on u being my flanking buddy!
@lorn hopefully we'll get u down for some rum soon! I may have to fight u for my job though ;P I can't wait to see ur sorcerer in action.
To all Besmara's Harpie's: let's get some teamwork going and get headed in the direction (not so near future, but hopefully someday) of taking this vessel over!!!
Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".
Did I miss you? Crap. Let me fix that. Can't leave people sitting on deck with so much slave lab- I mean honest work to do.
Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".Did I miss you? Crap. Let me fix that. Can't leave people sitting on deck with so much slave lab- I mean honest work to do.
You could always string him from the mast as an example of what happens to people who do not find work for themselves when accidentally forgotten.
@Rorgrim: No problem there, I'll be going feral route, so you can count on me by your side.
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?
What are you talking about? I've already picked which one I would charge 1st if that went down. This dwarf ain't no dummy!!!
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?
Replacement pc's. My money says we burn through the supply before the first plot event.
Sigh....Only Witches get Putrefy Food and Drink. Wizards can't have nice things.
Time to make friends and influence people.
Ack! I somehow managed to hit the ignore button by my name and now I cant see my posts. Any ideas on how to fix this?
NVM I actually learned how to use the stupid script I used to even have the feature.
Glad someone can do it Rhialla, because it ain't going to be Mumbutu, that's not my strength,
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?
Great ... we are on Survivor: Skull and Shackles.
For reward ... the rigging challenge ...
That's it I'm searching for the idol, or at least a stash of rum!
Sorry mate, the goblin ate the idol...
Mugwort I have been following your posts and I *love* your character. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Mugwort I have been following your posts and I *love* your character. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Between Mugwort and Riven I am cracking up and we have barely started - I keep re-reading their lines, they are hilarious.
In comparison my character comes off as some self-indulged emo kid.
Every time I see Alistair Duphrane has posted in this thread I think of Mitch Hedberg and make myself sad.
"Duphrane, search party of six. You can eat when you have found the Harris's."
Besmara's Harpies: I found a really good image for Rorgrim. Check it out.
@Rorgrim, Very good imagery. I've got to find a visual for Lorn as her glowing personality becomes settled.
Now I am sorely tempted to peek and read Mugwort and Riven commentary. I'll wait a bit so not to meta anything.
I did find Lightning scar tissue that covers her body. Bit of a conversation starter or killer depending on how she uses it.
Ahh Minus the undead references, This is Lorn.
Ahh Minus the undead references, This is Lorn.
Nice!
Tark. I have no intention of doing this anytime soon but can I use my bonded ring to cast a spell from either of my books even thought the books are not exactly in my possession?
I am going to lean on the side of yes for now.
@mumbata-Your turn for a jackpot! Bravo brother!
Very nice score there, good pictures, loving the visuals.
For anyone who hasn't looked at the profile, Rhialla
@Rorgrim: We all did, as soon as I can figure out a way to move that gear, i'll be spreading the wealth. As is me and Siera can fight unarmed thanks to feats, so thats a weapon for everyone. *shrug* besides Mumbata is terrible at social interaction so I'll leave that up to the others, while I try to scour as much booty as possible for us.