See, the problem is that there are too many threads on these forums with a ton of responses to them. That's why I'm glad this thread exists. It provided a needed counterweight, lest the forums become way too long...
Yer just beggin' for a blitz, arentcha?
The forums are already entirely too long.
It doesn't count as ME posting if it's under an alias, right?
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Right?
Wrong! This counts as a post! STOP!
Please stop...
I stop for only two things, maybe 3, ok 4, although 4 can be considered 2 different things if you want to get technical, so 5, 6 if there's a power failure, and 7 maybe if i drop dead but that really wouldn't matter then because I'd be dead, and really couldn't care less, although that's arguable too.
Traffic lights work ok, heavily armed men on the corners work better.
Traffic lights work ok, heavily armed men on the corners work better.
Don't be sexist. Heavily armed women would work just as well. Maybe even better, because they'd likely be a distraction before they slobberknocker you.
{pokes thread with a stick}
{holds magnifying glass over little ant houses to watch them burn}
Hmmm-mmmm-mmmm- wait! {rubs eyes} Those aren't ant houses... mea culpa, mon ami.
{holds magnifying glass over little kobold houses to watch them burn}
<skitters>
{pokes thread with eleven-foot pole}
You just did
If you tell a child not to do something, then they do it just to spite you. You are all acting like children! I am very disappointed in all of you...
{rolls through thread taking 20 on acrobatics}
If you tell a child not to do something, then they do it just to spite you. You are all acting like children! I am very disappointed in all of you...
And this surprises you?
Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
Where does this hatred come from?
If you tell a child not to do something, then they do it just to spite you. You are all acting like children! I am very disappointed in all of you...
Ah I see now, this was all just a desperate cry for help. Well, don't worry, we will be ignoring you from now on...by continuing to post in this thread.
If I am not replying to anyone and succeed, am I really replying to this thread?
If I am not replying to anyone and succeed, am I really replying to this thread?Yes.
You philosoraptors drive me nuts.
Do they get good gas mileage?
If you tell a child not to do something, then they do it just to spite you. You are all acting like children! I am very disappointed in all of you...
Where does this hatred come from?
Has it occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, we're all figments of your shattered psyche?
Why do you hate yourself so?
If you are lost, can you hate if you are not found?
Where does this hatred come from?Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
...asks the person who compares those who disagree with a DEMAND to children. Seriously, where do these people get off making demands?
NO NEGOTIATION.
Where does this hatred come from?Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
...asks the person who compares those who disagree with a DEMAND to children. Seriously, where do these people get off making demands?
NO NEGOTIATION.
Fact: by replying to this thread you are acting like child, and I DEMAND that you negotiate with me. Anything can be negotiated...
Fact: by replying to this thread you are acting like child, and I DEMAND that you negotiate with me. Anything can be negotiated...Where does this hatred come from?Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
...asks the person who compares those who disagree with a DEMAND to children. Seriously, where do these people get off making demands?
NO NEGOTIATION.
"We don't negotiate with terrorists. Can we find someone who will?" - Mayor Quimby
Fact: by replying to this thread you are acting like child, and I DEMAND that you negotiate with me. Anything can be negotiated...Where does this hatred come from?Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
...asks the person who compares those who disagree with a DEMAND to children. Seriously, where do these people get off making demands?
NO NEGOTIATION.
FACT: Aspiring to petty tyranny is laughable, you are acting more the spoiled child than anyone else in that thread, and as to your demands you can consume a lukewarm-to-steaming bowl of male yak genitals. With sugar or salsa as to your preference. :D
NEGOTIATIONS ARE OVER. OPEN REBELLION COMMENCES.
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE - SEE THE INVISIBLE.
I DEMAND that you negotiate with me.
Whoa dude! You can't have DEMAND without de MAN! Fight the power!
Shrooms, anyone?
Fact: by replying to this thread you are acting like child, and I DEMAND that you negotiate with me. Anything can be negotiated...Where does this hatred come from?Interesting...
The thread hadn't been touched since Friday and YOU brought it back from the brink of death.
We have finally warped your fragile little mind.
...asks the person who compares those who disagree with a DEMAND to children. Seriously, where do these people get off making demands?
NO NEGOTIATION.
Is it not true though, that in order to negociate with you we would have to respond to your thread?
Is it not true though, that in order to negotiate with you we would have to respond to your thread?
Yes, you may respond to this thread just for the purpose of negotiating with me to stop replying to this thread...
Is it not true though, that in order to negotiate with you we would have to respond to your thread?Yes, you may respond to this thread just for the purpose of negotiating with me to stop replying to this thread...
I'm responding just to hear myself post.
Fact: by replying to this thread you are acting like child, and I DEMAND that you negotiate with me. Anything can be negotiated...
Anything can be negotiated, but will it? I say nope. Ya gotta give and take, and I don't believe you have anything I want.
Also, "demand" and "negotiate" are a bit too Awful Lawful for my tastes.
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Is it not true though, that in order to negotiate with you we would have to respond to your thread?Yes, you may respond to this thread just for the purpose of negotiating with me to stop replying to this thread...
I had as of yet to respond to this thread, however since I am now posting in this thread, what will you do for me to stop posting??
//Tell Sosyurface So then I was like 'WTF dude!?!?'
Oh...Oops.
MT, my bad.
Here are my terms:
Instead of saying, "I demand you stop posting on this thread", I will rephrase it to, "I insist that you stop posting on this thread." I will also provide inspirational quotes for free on another thread at a later date, but only when all activity has ceased on this thread for at least 28 days, or one lunar month.
Here are my terms:
Instead of saying, "I demand you stop posting on this thread", I will rephrase it to, "I insist that you stop posting on this thread." I will also provide inspirational quotes for free on another thread at a later date, but only when all activity has ceased on this thread for at least 28 days, or one lunar month.
Heck, I'll post here just to prevent the inspirational quotes! Fight the Powah!
For personal, private reasons, I don't want anyone to reply to this thread. You can look at it, talk about it with your friends & family, and even post comments about it on other threads. HOWEVER, I truly do not want any replies to this thread. I thank you in advance for respecting my wishes. Have a nice day.
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Here are my terms:
Instead of saying, "I demand you stop posting on this thread", I will rephrase it to, "I insist that you stop posting on this thread." I will also provide inspirational quotes for free on another thread at a later date, but only when all activity has ceased on this thread for at least 28 days, or one lunar month.
I will stop posting my replies if you can buy me 12 oz of jelly beans a week. That's a pound minus the green jelly beans. Cuz green jelly beans cause acne
inspirational quotes I don't know, what else are you willing to do?Oooh, I'd stop posting if Leafar can promise juggling. It would have to be machetes or chainsaws or rabid wolverines, though. Maybe all three.
Oh, yeah, you'd have to include fire.
Flaming rabid wolverines...mmmmmmmm...