Freehold DM's Joss Whedon's Fan Club


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The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

No need to worry he activated it in July and nothing happened... It may be broken.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Will one of the TV shows be a buddy comedy about Freehold DM and Whedon having to team up to fight nerdcrime?

All the girls will be traditionally feminine and attractive, the guys will be Potentially Gay For Laughs, and most importantly, That One Character You Liked will die horribly for Hardcore Drama.

You're going places, here, grab onto my coattails.


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Freehold DM wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

too late. I have hooked my weather dominator up to my phone.

taps on screen

A snowstorm should be headed your way, john.

He lives in Jersey, isn't he suffering enough.


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I just realized: Larry, that one guy who dies in the third season, is the only openly gay man Joss Whedon's ever written. Unless there's some minor character in Dollhouse I haven't been able to find. Throughout his four TV shows, fifteen seasons and multiple films (okay, it's not fair to count Avengers), there does not appear to be a single other example that Whedon has written in. I think maybe Andrew comes out as bisexual in the Buffy comic series? I'm not sure Whedon actually knows that bisexuality exists, though.

Lots of lesbians, though. Lots of 'em. Gosh, it's almost like Joss Whedon only supports the whole "inclusion" thing when it suits his male gaze. :P


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I just realized: Larry, that one guy who dies in the third season, is the only openly gay man Joss Whedon's ever written. Unless there's some minor character in Dollhouse I haven't been able to find. Throughout his four TV shows, fifteen seasons and multiple films (okay, it's not fair to count Avengers), there does not appear to be a single other example that Whedon has written in. I think maybe Andrew comes out as bisexual in the Buffy comic series? I'm not sure Whedon actually knows that bisexuality exists, though.

Lots of lesbians, though. Lots of 'em. Gosh, it's almost like Joss Whedon only supports the whole "inclusion" thing when it suits his male gaze. :P

Don't say that you will damage my high opinion of him. :(


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Will one of the TV shows be a buddy comedy about Freehold DM and Whedon having to team up to fight nerdcrime?

All the girls will be traditionally feminine and attractive, the guys will be Potentially Gay For Laughs, and most importantly, That One Character You Liked will die horribly for Hardcore Drama.

the only crime that would occur would be me kicking whedon off his own show.


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Aranna wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I just realized: Larry, that one guy who dies in the third season, is the only openly gay man Joss Whedon's ever written. Unless there's some minor character in Dollhouse I haven't been able to find. Throughout his four TV shows, fifteen seasons and multiple films (okay, it's not fair to count Avengers), there does not appear to be a single other example that Whedon has written in. I think maybe Andrew comes out as bisexual in the Buffy comic series? I'm not sure Whedon actually knows that bisexuality exists, though.

Lots of lesbians, though. Lots of 'em. Gosh, it's almost like Joss Whedon only supports the whole "inclusion" thing when it suits his male gaze. :P

Don't say that you will damage my high opinion of him. :(

it's true though...


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see, there is something I hate more than whedon


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Hey, did you hear about the new show Joss Whedon is working on? It involves a homicide detective who has to work with a culinary celebrity (played by Alton Brown) to solve a series of murders in the world of competitive cooking based on mathematical formulae! It will have a cast of cool characters played by actors from all of Joss Whedon's previous shows who will have quirky personality flaws. And they are going to simulcast it on Facebook!

...of course, it might just be a rumour....


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*clears Freehold's blast radius*

You might want to get out of there!


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The Doomkitten wrote:

*clears Freehold's blast radius*

You might want to get out of there!

alters blast radius so that Doomkitten can avoid it by jumping away in slow motion


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Please explain the circumference and diameter of the blast radius.


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Is it 42?


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Freehold DM wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

too late. I have hooked my weather dominator up to my phone.

taps on screen

A snowstorm should be headed your way, john.

Really!!! Thanks. I hate this heat....

So I will give you this to make you even happier...

The Whedon's Network will be so popular it will replace all the other channels....there will be Whedon Sports, Whedon's News, Whedon's Movies, Whedon's Toon Network, etc. Nothing but wall to wall Wheddon.


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Feros wrote:

Hey, did you hear about the new show Joss Whedon is working on? It involves a homicide detective who has to work with a culinary celebrity (played by Alton Brown) to solve a series of murders in the world of competitive cooking based on mathematical formulae! It will have a cast of cool characters played by actors from all of Joss Whedon's previous shows who will have quirky personality flaws. And they are going to simulcast it on Facebook!

...of course, it might just be a rumour....

I can see Nathan Fillion as my partner


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I heard that Joss Whedon will be writing and directing Star Wars Rebels as well as all future Star Wars shows and movies.


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{Dur durdurdur dur}

mmmnnnWoke up this mornin'

{Dur durdurdur dur}

In my Firefly PJs

{Dur durdurdur dur}

Logged into Facebook

{Dur durdurdur dur}

For a positive start to the day

{Dur durdurdur dur}

Watched 14 dubbed episodes of 'DxD High School' while frying Hello Kitty

With cornflakes and (Alton) Brown Sauce, but it tasted really s*#!ty

OOOGYOOOGYOOOGYOOO, I GOT THE FREEHOLD DM BLUES

I JUST HOPE I DON'T MUTATE

AND TURN INTO TED CRUZ

{De dum de dum de dum BA BA BAAA!}


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Feros wrote:

Hey, did you hear about the new show Joss Whedon is working on? It involves a homicide detective who has to work with a culinary celebrity (played by Alton Brown) to solve a series of murders in the world of competitive cooking based on mathematical formulae! It will have a cast of cool characters played by actors from all of Joss Whedon's previous shows who will have quirky personality flaws. And they are going to simulcast it on Facebook!

...of course, it might just be a rumour....

o.O

I... I think I would watch that. Just not on facebook.
I so love my cooking shows.


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Four words, Firefly Mass Effect Gundam

You know you want it.


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The Whedonverse wrote:

Four words, Firefly Mass Effect Gundam

You know you want it.

It would be a mess trying to fuse the three of those together and still have any kind of story. Best you avoid that Whedonverse and spare yourself the indignity of the critics response.


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That's what they said about The Avengers.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

too late. I have hooked my weather dominator up to my phone.

taps on screen

A snowstorm should be headed your way, john.

Really!!! Thanks. I hate this heat....

So I will give you this to make you even happier...

The Whedon's Network will be so popular it will replace all the other channels....there will be Whedon Sports, Whedon's News, Whedon's Movies, Whedon's Toon Network, etc. Nothing but wall to wall Wheddon.

I give you the bliss of winter and THIS is how you repay me?!


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Owlton Brown wrote:
Feros wrote:

Hey, did you hear about the new show Joss Whedon is working on? It involves a homicide detective who has to work with a culinary celebrity (played by Alton Brown) to solve a series of murders in the world of competitive cooking based on mathematical formulae! It will have a cast of cool characters played by actors from all of Joss Whedon's previous shows who will have quirky personality flaws. And they are going to simulcast it on Facebook!

...of course, it might just be a rumour....

I can see Nathan Fillion as my partner

I have no problem with you two working together.

As long as the show is cancelled.


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Sharoth wrote:
I heard that Joss Whedon will be writing and directing Star Wars Rebels as well as all future Star Wars shows and movies.

impossible. I met the creator of star wars rebels last year and he said that specifically would never happen.


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Zuckerin' Brown Whedburg wrote:

{Dur durdurdur dur}

mmmnnnWoke up this mornin'

{Dur durdurdur dur}

In my Firefly PJs

{Dur durdurdur dur}

Logged into Facebook

{Dur durdurdur dur}

For a positive start to the day

{Dur durdurdur dur}

Watched 14 dubbed episodes of 'DxD High School' while frying Hello Kitty

With cornflakes and (Alton) Brown Sauce, but it tasted really s!!~ty

OOOGYOOOGYOOOGYOOO, I GOT THE FREEHOLD DM BLUES

I JUST HOPE I DON'T MUTATE

AND TURN INTO TED CRUZ

{De dum de dum de dum BA BA BAAA!}

this sounds less like the Freehold DM blues, more like insanity.

However, anything cooked in Alton Brown sauce would taste s*$@ty.


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The Whedonverse wrote:

Four words, Firefly Mass Effect Gundam

You know you want it.

so...Gundam Wing?


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The Whedonverse wrote:
That's what they said about The Avengers.

you mean the movie duology that everyone hated and made no sense?


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bathes in money from The Avengers and The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Okay then, if you say so.


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*sigh*

My supervisor found out about my fan page on Facebook. She has uploaded a picture of me to it she took not 20 minutes ago. She thinks it is the greatest thing ever.


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Freehold DM wrote:

*sigh*

My supervisor found out about my fan page on Facebook. She has uploaded a picture of me to it she took not 20 minutes ago. She thinks it is the greatest thing ever.

Must... resist... logging in to FB...

Scarab Sages

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Freehold DM wrote:

*sigh*

My supervisor found out about my fan page on Facebook. She has uploaded a picture of me to it she took not 20 minutes ago. She thinks it is the greatest thing ever.

IT IS GLORIOUS!!!!


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O.o ... um, how does one get a fan page on a social media site you've never been to?

...

Or is this the kind of horrible thing that can happen without consent...


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Can you look at a facebook page without joining?


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Aranna wrote:

Can you look at a facebook page without joining?

As far as I can tell, no. Which is why I don't bother with it...


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At least SOME people here have avoided the suffocating embrace of Facebook!


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Learned the wisdom of avoiding Facepuke a few years ago. Haven't regretted it since.


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Turin the Mad wrote:
Learned the wisdom of avoiding Facepuke a few years ago. Haven't regretted it since.

you aren't as mad as your name makes you sound!


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Uh-oh, guys. Don't look now, but I think the paleontologists are about to break into this cave with those little picks of theirs. And they're bringing smartphones!


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I don't do Facebook, never have, but probably will eventually. Such is the fate of being the father of a twelve year old.


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Freehold DM wrote:
At least SOME people here have avoided the suffocating embrace of Facebook!

We refer to these people as "grognards."

(The judges will also accept "curmudgeon", "prosophobe", "dinosaur", and "Luddite".)


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thunderspirit wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
At least SOME people here have avoided the suffocating embrace of Facebook!

We refer to these people as "grognards."

(The judges will also accept "curmudgeon", "prosophobe", "dinosaur", and "Luddite".)

I like dinosaurs!

Probably why I've never ever needed Facebook!

:p

--C.


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One may rest assured that one is not the only one that avoids the farcical construction claimed to be 'social media' AKA 'Facebook'.

Or, to come down to earth and not be so... whatever the heck that was...

I Do Not Fakebook.

Fakebook would cause me to lose my job, my rent, my house, and all my things in very short order.

Fakebook is no substitution for going out and meeting people and walking around and living in the world.

Fakebook does not fix anything. It just throws all the things into a blender where everything is dictated by likes, dislikes, and how many times Fakebook sells your preferences to someone else.

That being said, if the Whedon and the Freehold DM were ever to occupy the same place at the same time, what would happen?

Silver Crusade

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I'm guessing something along these lines


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I will say one thing Facebook has been useful for: keeping in contact with people.

As inane as it sounds, having Facebook with friends attached allows me to re-find them after the inevitable separation that life brings and relative quiescence in terms of contact or conversation. Having a handy method of mutual contact is nice and allows you to reconnect after even years of otherwise missing each other due to life.

That said, I leave all the Facebooking to my wife, while I heartily avoid it.


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Social media is not intended to be a replacement, but it is a healthy supplement, and it's the only option some people, isolated by location or social ability, have. If it's not your thing, cool, but I think a lot of people jump to another extreme when they act like it's an inherently harmful entity.

Using social media is like attending a party with friends. It can be great in moderation, but if you spend your whole life there, it'll run you into the ground.


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Freehold DM wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

too late. I have hooked my weather dominator up to my phone.

taps on screen

A snowstorm should be headed your way, john.

Really!!! Thanks. I hate this heat....

So I will give you this to make you even happier...

The Whedon's Network will be so popular it will replace all the other channels....there will be Whedon Sports, Whedon's News, Whedon's Movies, Whedon's Toon Network, etc. Nothing but wall to wall Wheddon.

I give you the bliss of winter and THIS is how you repay me?!

Wait...it was like the hottest and most humid day off all...there was no snow storm.

Could I have misinterpreted the great and Mighty Freehold DM feelings about Joss Whedon...

Leaves a offering of a picture of Wheddon that has been turned into a dartboard


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Uh-oh, guys. Don't look now, but I think the paleontologists are about to break into this cave with those little picks of theirs. And they're bringing smartphones!

moves doomsday rock to cause a massive cave in

Looks like they will become the objects of study for the next generation of bone geeks.


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thunderspirit wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
At least SOME people here have avoided the suffocating embrace of Facebook!

We refer to these people as "grognards."

(The judges will also accept "curmudgeon", "prosophobe", "dinosaur", and "Luddite".)

more like free men and women.

Or however they self-identify.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Social media is not intended to be a replacement, but it is a healthy supplement, and it's the only option some people, isolated by location or social ability, have. If it's not your thing, cool, but I think a lot of people jump to another extreme when they act like it's an inherently harmful entity.

Using social media is like attending a party with friends. It can be great in moderation, but if you spend your whole life there, it'll run you into the ground.

considering the Shattered friendships, ruined relationships, and at least one significant death threat Facebook has caused in my personal life and the lives of my friends, it is an inherently harmful entity.


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Death threat? Did you contact the police?
What did you post to cause such strife?

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