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It's lonely around here without my followers. I don't even have an owlbear to cuddle with.
Maybe being nekkid will help me find some company.
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Happy Birthday to your mom!
And then we had to decide what we were going to play next. In the end, I volunteered to run Giant Slayers. Now I'm starting to freak out a little. It's been close to 6 years since I ran a Pathfinder game, and I've never used an adventure path so I don't really know what to expect. I'm sure it will be fine, but on top of that they agreed to let me run a one-shot in a different RPG (which only I have read) that uses a system none of us have ever played in (a variant on the FATE system). I think it should go ok, but who knows? I need to put the finishing touches on the adventure since we start next week.
Good luck!
Happy birthday, John's mom!
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Good morning, everyone. Today is my mother's birthday. She turns seventy.
Wow! A youngster! Well, happy birthday to her, anyway!
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"Happy Birthday!" to your mother, John! :)
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So, what does it say about my faith in government computer systems when I work for a global megacorporation that supplies them, yet I don't believe the "Jury Duty" web site when it tells me I'm just "on call" and I don't have to show up.
So I go to a web site. I put in my juror information. It says, "You don't have to come in this morning. Check in again at noon."
And I don't believe it and worry that I'm going to end up with a contempt ticket.
Says a LOT about government computer systems right there, it does.
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Take a screen shot as proof.
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Take a screen shot as proof.
LOL. I did exactly that.
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It's not that unusual here, I just noticed because I was right behind her on a shut off escalator and she was going slow. So of course I'm going to notice the big bushy tail hanging from her ass.
give her a high 5 from me.
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"So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh" - Mister Krabs.
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It's not that unusual here, I just noticed because I was right behind her on a shut off escalator and she was going slow. So of course I'm going to notice the big bushy tail hanging from her ass.give her a high 5 from me.
From you, wouldn't that be a "low 5"... just about tail level, I'd presume?
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Aaaaand, according to the web site, no jury duty for me this year! Woo hoo!
Yes, I've known attorneys. Their quotes are quite memorable.
Attorneys and Lawful people don't get along well.
I'll never forget my first call to jury duty as a math professor. My colleagues said, "Don't sweat it. They'll ask you your occupation, you'll say, 'Math professor', and the attorney with the weaker case will immediately dismiss you. None of us have ever served."
So...
- No discretionary "without prejudice" dismissals
- Pay jurors what they would have made at their jobs
- No 'expert witnesses'
Trials would go a LOT faster, and the whole legal system would improve dramatically. In my opinion, of course.
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Today is a weird day.
I walked the dog, just finished most of the dishes, I responded to family emails, and Tiny T-Rex has already been off and back to his friend's house.
Yet, I don't really feel like I've done anything and it's making me feel tense for whatever reason.
Weird.
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From you, wouldn't that be a "low 5"... just about tail level, I'd presume?It's not that unusual here, I just noticed because I was right behind her on a shut off escalator and she was going slow. So of course I'm going to notice the big bushy tail hanging from her ass.give her a high 5 from me.
Freehold doesn't grope random women.
I only grope friends when INCREDIBLY drunk.
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Gave her a high five and said it was from you, Freehold. :)
AWRIGHT
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Happy Birthday, John's Mom!
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Working tonight.
Hot Wheels looks sparse.
Which means more Hot Wheels collectors trying to bribe me to look in back.
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Working tonight.
Hot Wheels looks sparse.
Which means more Hot Wheels collectors trying to bribe me to look in back.
Do I have to go to work for you again?
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Captain Yesterday doesn't train.
Despite the many times they try to get me to.
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Captain Yesterday's manager: I know you're generally physically opposed to training people but would you allow this trainee to follow you around.
Me: No.
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Do I have to go to work for you again?Working tonight.
Hot Wheels looks sparse.
Which means more Hot Wheels collectors trying to bribe me to look in back.
We are all out, so you'd strike out anyway.
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New game, featuring an uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed cow.
Farting Franny.
"what's the matter, afraid of a little gas?"
"I'm not overly fond of what follows"
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When customers are a##%@@!s I don't get mad, I play dumb.
"is there anyone here that would know what I'm talking about"
Captain Yesterday: noncommittal shrug.
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To all the people in Texas in the path of the hurricane, please be careful and safe.
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*yawn*
Woke up around 4 am... Then slept some more only to be wake up by that hellish device at 5:45 am...
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Yay! Friday!
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My son announced the other night,
"I think I'm Waffle-Neutral."
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From you, wouldn't that be a "low 5"... just about tail level, I'd presume?It's not that unusual here, I just noticed because I was right behind her on a shut off escalator and she was going slow. So of course I'm going to notice the big bushy tail hanging from her ass.give her a high 5 from me.Freehold doesn't grope random women.
I only grope friends when INCREDIBLY drunk.
Freehold also doesn't grope people's seventy year old mothers.
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G'mornin', John!
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My son announced the other night,
"I think I'm Waffle-Neutral."
Good! The world needs more wafflers.
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And Cap's avatar changed again.
And probably three more times before lunch.
Hi Tacticslion, did we meet? I feel like a owe you a few hugs and many a drink. I really am floored that I didn't realize it was you if you were there.Good seeing you!Wait, wait, wait. We met?????
You have me at a disadvantage.
Oh! No, not in person! Sorry! I didn't mean to give that impression.
(And I kind of thought your "We met" was a joke based off of not recognizing me, due to not having been here for so long.)
I just meant it's good seeing you now, as in, here on the boards.
>.<
I'm probably going to have to wear a nametag that actually says, "Tacticslion" or something if I ever go to any convention where there might be FaWtLians!
(But for the record, I'll probably - unless I lose enough weight - look like a fat white guy with brown hair.)