thegreenteagamer |
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thegreenteagamer wrote:I will tell you this: the next time I play a halfling, I'm wearing f!&~ing shoes.
I don't care how tough the soles of your feet are, you look ridiculous, and it's disgusting and unhygienic.
the halflings in my campaign setting wear shoes. They are famous for them actually.
Hobbit feet are for Tolkien. Leave them with Tolkien. No, your setting is not more old school because Tolkien. It's more Tolkien because you are going Tolkien.
Even Golarion does it, though. All the art of halflings is without shoes.
Even in full plate, they've got no freaking boots on. It's f~@~ing ridiculous looking.
Just as ridiculous as I am with only shoes on.
Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor |
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Chryssalid wrote:~pops up and attacks Sharoth~~screams like a little girl (dragon), then stomps the bug~
{puffs on pipe} I zee. Und how does sat make you veel, Herr Dragon? Vat azpeckt of your pzyche "bugs" you zo?
Aren't you really only tryink to hurt yourzelf? {scribbles note: "Very crazy. Make sure he has a fat insurance policy." }
Aranna |
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thegreenteagamer wrote:Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.
But... Mass Effect is FPS. How can anyone not like Mass Effect?
Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:thegreenteagamer wrote:Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.But... Mass Effect is FPS. How can anyone not like Mass Effect?
mass effect has fps in it, but it is not an fps. It is mass effect.
Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:What?thegreenteagamer wrote:Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.
I don't know. An indescribable something. I enjoyed the monsters and the NPCs and everything. I thought claptrap was funny and cute.
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Yesterday afternoon was an epic bit of hilarity that totally distracted me from work: Impus Minor decided he was going to start over in Dragon Age: Origins and play it over again.
Except...
(1) He was going to be the ugliest possible character he could create. He and Impus Major spent a good 45 minutes creating this bug-eyed, sunken-cheeked freak of nature who would be at home in only the lowliest of circus shows.
(2) He was going to choose the single-most-obnoxious response he possibly could. Every. Single. Time.
I have to say, Bioware did a magnificent job with the heuristic algorithms with such behavior, with quotes like (to the woman he just rescued): "Oh, you're still alive? Does that mean I still have to marry you?" or (exchanging pleasantries with the king): "I killed the earl for raping my cousin." Now THAT'S an ice breaker!
His responses are getting more and more vile. It's a joy to watch...
Freehold DM |
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Yesterday afternoon was an epic bit of hilarity that totally distracted me from work: Impus Minor decided he was going to start over in Dragon Age: Origins and play it over again.
Except...
(1) He was going to be the ugliest possible character he could create. He and Impus Major spent a good 45 minutes creating this bug-eyed, sunken-cheeked freak of nature who would be at home in only the lowliest of circus shows.(2) He was going to choose the single-most-obnoxious response he possibly could. Every. Single. Time.
I have to say, Bioware did a magnificent job with the heuristic algorithms with such behavior, with quotes like (to the woman he just rescued): "Oh, you're still alive? Does that mean I still have to marry you?" or (exchanging pleasantries with the king): "I killed the earl for raping my cousin." Now THAT'S an ice breaker!
His responses are getting more and more vile. It's a joy to watch...
I like this kid!
Cannot wait for origins to be backwards compatible.
Aranna |
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I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!
Just make a d3.
I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.Freehold DM |
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captain yesterday wrote:I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!Just make a d3.
I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.
dice...with removable faces?!?!
Drejk |
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I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!
Use six-sided die. 1-2: 1, 3-4: 2, 5-6: 3, or halve the result of d6 and round up.
Aranna |
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Aranna wrote:dice...with removable faces?!?!captain yesterday wrote:I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!Just make a d3.
I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.
Yeah I got them at Gen Con one year. The faces are printed on little disks that can be plugged into the die. You need a d6 numbered from 2 to 7 no problem just pop out the 1 and replace it with a 7.
baron arem heshvaun |
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Humility aside, and by God's good Grace, I'm pretty fit.
For a gamer of my age, I am extremely fit.
Then Gay Pride descends in the Hamptons and I feel like a short fat clumsy potato compared to these men who dress better than me and have more charm in their pinky than I have on my best suave day.
I don't have Gay hate. I have the opposite. I'm Gay jealous.
How come my butt does not look as good in these jeans!
Limeylongears |
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Humility aside, and by God's good Grace, I'm pretty fit.
For a gamer of my age, I am extremely fit.
Then Gay Pride descends in the Hamptons and I feel like a short fat clumsy potato compared to these men who dress better than me and have more charm in their pinky than I have on my best suave day.
I don't have Gay hate. I have the opposite. I'm Gay jealous.
How come my butt does not look as good in these jeans!
Doesn't matter. You're a Baron.
Drejk |
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Drejk wrote:Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...Sounds like the dragon wants to walk the plank.
No way, I am afraid of heights!
Even simple attempt to pick me up and hold in the air ends in flailing, cursing, and grabbing whatever is within reach. Including but not limited to cleavage of the wife of guy holding me up.
Sharoth |
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captain yesterday wrote:Drejk wrote:Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...Sounds like the dragon wants to walk the plank.No way, I am afraid of heights!
Even simple attempt to pick me up and hold in the air ends in flailing, cursing, and grabbing whatever is within reach. Including but not limited to cleavage of the wife of guy holding me up.
Wow. That would not be for the breast.