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Holy s$&! time flies when you're laughing at Kirk/Skywalker.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Holy s%~! time flies when you're laughing at Kirk/Skywalker.

That why you didn't bother dressing?


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You know you've got the right kind of twitter-followers when your most popular tweet in recent weeks is about how it sucks that you didn't get to finish repairing Skyhold before the game ended.


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Apparently, I laughed my pants off. Well, it's too late to put them back on again.

Seriously though, it's not a bad movie. :-)


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What kind of table can you eat? A vegetable.


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How does a farmer mend his plants? With cabbage patches.


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What kind of pet is always on the floor? A carpet.


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What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister.


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Do you use tomato paste to fix broken tomatoes?


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Why do beekeepers have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.


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How many rubber ducks can you put in an empty bathtub? Just one, then it isn't empty anymore.


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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.


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What happen when you throw a black cat into the Red Sea? It gets wet.


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Why is History class like a fruitcake? They're both full of dates.


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Why do some fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.


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Glorious headline today:

Quote:
Volvo admits its self-driving cars are confused by kangaroos.


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What can you serve, but not eat? A volleyball.


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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.


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What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into the courtroom? Odor in the court.


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Who earns a living by driving their customers away? Taxi drivers.


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I used to own a doughnut shop, but I got sick of the hole business.


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How do you make 7 even? Remove the 's'.


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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.


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What kind of bird is like a letter? A jay.


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What's full of holes, yet still holds water? A sponge.


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When you want to be a bad boy, but you're really a Hufflepuff.


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I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.

And she can wear this.


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Good morning, everyone.


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I am no longer unnamed. I can be now Punniculus' paladin.

For the greater glory and fun! I will pun-ish offenders against my Lord Punniculus!

Lady Punniculus?

Uhhh...


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Huzzah! My entourage has officially expanded!


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I'll get someone to name their bard Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle, mark my words.


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Mark M'Words could also be a good name for a Bard.


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I promise I will stay Lawful!

*Falls for promising something she doesn't plan to do*

I'll do my best to remain Lawful!

*Falls for lying*

I... I... Wow! All this falling just for pretending to be a Paladin? I'm not even a real one!

*Falls for pretending to be a paladin*

I am not going to like this...


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*offers a hand up*

Don't worry, we can work on your balance.

*hopes you fall for that*


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Don't worry, angel, you are doing fine.


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Welp, I must away to bed. Good night/day/whatever FaWtLers.


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Of course, someone could tuck me in.

*quickly adds that to the list of clerical duties*


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Punniculus wrote:

*offers a hand up*

Don't worry, we can work on your balance.

*hopes you fall for that*

*Uses her spear to trip Punniculus when she offers her a hand*

Sorry, My Lord, my paladin code of Punniculus commands me to do this... even to my Lord Punniculus.

*Falls for attempting a trip without having Improved Trip*

I saw that coming.


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Behold my new avatar (for today) the Roidasus!

Look at those guns!!

I told you to look!!!

Big, aren't they!

edit: Apparently with an eating disorder, all those ribs showing can't be healthy.


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It looks pretty cool!


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Taking a sanity break from the kidlet's birthday party. Not that he'll miss me. He's too busy beating his dad at racing games. Dave and Busters is so LOUD. Oh well. He's having fun :)

Hard to believe the kidlet is already fourteen. He just keeps getting older, darn it! He needs to slow that down! ;P


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Happy birthday to him!

Everything I know about Dave and Busters I learned from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. :-)


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Hey, happy birthday to your kid, Lyn!


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I think I'm going to go bench press some Griffins and play comic relief in three Disney cartoons.

All hail the Roidasus!


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Went a bit adventurous (hah!) with this month's never-tried-before wine and bought a New Zealandic Riesling, "Hunters." Perfectly adequate. Fruity and not too tart.


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Of course none of that will make any sense when I change my avatar in 1-17 days.


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Happy Birthday to your son, Lynora. :)


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I've got another stabbing headache behind my right eye. Going to take an Aleeve and lie down for a while.


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;_; Headache flared to 9 or 10 out of 10. Cold pack on eye isn't helping. ;_; Another torture I have to endure, I guess. ;_;


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Ah yes, the joys of feeding your five year old son's friends.

"I'm actually lactose intolerant" (after drinking a glass of milk.

"I actually don't like Twizzlers"

"I actually only eat organic food"

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