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Maybe we can work up some sort of line-dancing/burlesque fusion to both satisfy Freehold's Birthday Needs and allow the more terpsichorally challenged an outlet for their creative urges.
Failing that, let's all jump up and down on the spot dressed up as Kitiara.
EDIT: Or alternatively, dressed in nothing at all.Surpriiiise!!!
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Captain Yesterday's dancing is Doomsday Device Certified.
To attempt to coordinate, or even, God forbid, try to explain (or condone) it, would most likely end all life on multiple worlds.
So I've been told.
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Based on what I'm reading, by my calculations, if we got Ambrosia, Captain Yesterday, and myself in a room line dancing (trying to put our lack of coordination together in a coordinated group dance, ye gods!), I'm pretty sure that would lead to a chain reaction siphoning all the hipness from a 7,273.283 light year radius in a sort of a anti-rhythm black hole (or "honkey hole", as I've dubbed it). Square that number if it's hip hop.
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Ugh, stupid autocorect. Messin up my typing rhythm...or is that the honkey hole?
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Um... I am white and I can dance nicely. Don't go making false stereotypes.
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Uh oh! It is Darth heshvaun! Run!Come Sharoth, join the dark side.
It's really cool.
We have cheese and thick cut bacon plates. And a dental plan.
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This might describe me.
Ahhh 80's and 90's music videos. The perfect mix of B movie level plot twists meets musicians who want to act (but can't) with just a dash of porn lite.
'Murica!
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Um... I am white and I can dance nicely. Don't go making false stereotypes.
I didn't make anything. I'm perpetuating. There's a difference.
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Merry Christmas, all! I may or may not have internet access (or the freedom to use it), so I'm mentioning this now!
God bless you!
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This might describe me.
Happy to have been of service.
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[Terminator Protocol disengaged]
[Holiday spirit 2.3 initializing... initializing... update needed... initializing...]
Awaiting posts.
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......i've......seen things......you people wouldn't believe....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You have to remember that I'm so white I make mayo look ethnic. And that uber-whiteness means that I exert negative rhythm, draining the coordination and style of nearby dancers who cross too close to my ungainly horizon. I make Elaine look like a good dancer. No, my dancing violates the Dresden Agreement of 1931.This whiteness and it's effects are not gender exclusive, and not a rumor nor merely stereotype, of this I can attest personally. I am one of the sufferers. I don't even have humor to attach to this like Ambrosia. It's not cause for laughter, but mourning, do in my wake lies the death of coordination, style, rhythm, and so many other things related to dancing.
I have been trained thoroughly by both Latin and black friends, and I can assure you I know what to do but cannot physically make my body do it right, and the reasoning or way I screw up is never the same twice. Sometimes it's rhythm, sometimes it's coordination, sometimes it's remembering the wrong step, or sometimes, I do everything right but my natural goofiness overcomes all success and the fact someone who looks like me is doing it cancels everything out and I still look like an idiot.
I think the most amusing thing to me is that I was great at aerobics and tae kwon do; I am terrible at dancing and aikido.
Each person's body moves in unique ways making it well-suited to some tasks, and poorly-suited to others.
Find what you do well, and wow other people with it! :-P
(I can take a hit like Nobody's business. But that's not a particularly useful skill once you're beyond the drunken frat years... or just a sad, sad excuse for a man...)
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Beasts are speaking in human voice?! And it isn't Christmas Eve yet!
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There is 1/2 of a cake here at second job. Don't know how but this is my favorite type of cake- cannoli cream.
Best birthday ever.
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......i've......seen things......you people wouldn't believe....Holy f#&# it's a werewolf!
With werewolves, much like zombies, you don't need to be the fastest, as long as you're not the slowest.
*trips Freehold before he runs away*
I even got bitten by a werewolf and infected with lycanthropy.
It's what I always wanted!
Envoy: The Guidance. Because you always wanted to be a minion of benevolent aliens bringing peace and progress to the nations of the Earth!
Awesome!
OH MY GOD THERE IS FREE PIZZA FROM TWO BOOTS VEGGIE PIE AND REGULAR OMNOMNOMNONNOMNOM
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The devastation wrought upon our supplies is vast.
We packed as much s~+! as humanly possible (and then some) and it's all gone!
One truck left, but it won't be enough for this savage horde.
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The devastation wrought upon our supplies is vast.
We packed as much s&+$ as humanly possible (and then some) and it's all gone!
One truck left, but it won't be enough for this savage horde.
*shambles in, moaning*
Piiiiiieeeeeee faaaaaaacccceeee...
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Well don't look at me, they're all at Bill's house!
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STAR WARS TOMORROOOOOWWWWWWWW~!
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Stupid f+&!ing a&~@&@~: this box is a little beat up, if you take out all 125 pieces and count them to make sure they're all there, I might buy it.
Captain Yesterday: No.
Stupid f$~*ing a$~!&*&: what... really?
Captain Yesterday: absolutely, I can't think of a single person that would do that. I'm certainly not doing it, and I'm not asking anyone else to do it.
I'm so disappointed right now. I went to the theater expecting an awesome extension of the original Star Wars trilogy, but what I got was a mediocre rehash of Episode IV with new paint slapped on.
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I'm so disappointed right now. I went to the theater expecting an awesome extension of the original Star Wars trilogy, but what I got was a mediocre rehash of Episode IV with new paint slapped on.
I'm sorry you didn't like it...
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I don't know what it is about this forum but Paizo is the only place where I've met anybody who disliked the new movie. The negative reaction has gotten so bad I hid the SW thread in Movies.
Meanwhile offline and on other websites it's gotten nothing but absolute (and well-deserved IMO) praise, save very minor quibbles.
I wouldn't know what it is. I haven't even been in that thread. I just kniw I saw it, and am thoroughly disappointed with it.
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My boss said it was his favorite movie to come out this year.
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Best. Birthday. Ever.
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Happy birthday, Freehold DM.
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Had a delicious glass of eggnog tonight, to celebrate the turning of the year.
Definitely allergic to eggs.
I don't know what it is about this forum but Paizo is the only place where I've met anybody who disliked the new movie. The negative reaction has gotten so bad I hid the SW thread in Movies.
Meanwhile offline and on other websites it's gotten nothing but absolute (and well-deserved IMO) praise, save very minor quibbles.
I'm glad I've avoided that thread since last week. I'm watching it Saturday and it'll be really hard to make me hate it since I also love episodes 1 through 3.
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Had a delicious glass of eggnog tonight, to celebrate the turning of the year.
Definitely allergic to eggs.
Eep. Hope you are OK. No eggs royally sucks.
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Something is FAWTL with this thread if it has been 5 hours and 40 minutes since someone posted here.
Can we add this to the dance list?Originally, I was going to drop hints that I wanted female Fawlts to dance choreographed cosplayed numbers for me on my birthday...
..but I thought that would be asking too much, even for me!
Thanks for the birthday wishes guys and thanks again to baron arem hasevaum!
Now...to ACE COMBAT 6!!!!
And then second job.
this will be added as "special 1".
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Had a delicious glass of eggnog tonight, to celebrate the turning of the year.
Definitely allergic to eggs.
oh no....
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Had a delicious glass of eggnog tonight, to celebrate the turning of the year.
Definitely allergic to eggs.
>_<
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(Belated) happy birthday, Freehold!!!
Sorry to hear about the allergy, Treppa. :(
