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Just a Mort wrote:
Oh and I've also figured out what was causing my energy levels to drop. I'll probably be having it for today and tomorrow, then I'll be back to my usual self =)

Ah your aunt is visiting eh?

Well don't let her look in here I'm nekkid!


Just a Mort wrote:
Drop bears are a hoax

That's what they want you to think.


Just a Mort wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Leopard taunting?
Mao? Leopard does not approve!
Hey! There's our answer for scoring. Whatever Mort gets the most annoyed by wins.
I feel like your gonna be really good at that sport.
Gran's going to end up clawed and bitten.

*climbs into Mortproof cage*

*eats sweet yummies*

*refuses to share*


Yelp Grans gonna make it to the Olympics.


The Whedonverse wrote:

Copies Freehold's FaWtL fan fiction, replaces names with The Avengers, embellishes with fight scenes lifted from old samurai movies.

Oh man, Infinity Wars 2 is practically writing itself!

opens fire


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."

2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".
i love everything about this post.
The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.

please tell me it is mort.

Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.

The Exchange

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Leopard taunting?
Mao? Leopard does not approve!
Hey! There's our answer for scoring. Whatever Mort gets the most annoyed by wins.
I feel like your gonna be really good at that sport.
Gran's going to end up clawed and bitten.

*climbs into Mortproof cage*

*eats sweet yummies*

*refuses to share*

*Yowls angrily then uses her wizard powers to Dimension door into the cage*


Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."

2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".
i love everything about this post.
The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.

please tell me it is mort.

Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.

Sure. It's Mort. Why not?

The Exchange

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Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."

2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".
i love everything about this post.
The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.

please tell me it is mort.

Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.

Sorry Freehold, I never did the butt to webcam thing.


yelp... Wizards leopards.. what are you gonna do doc?


I feel like cats mooning cameras is a very cat thing to do.

The Exchange

*begins full-round attacks on Gran*

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
claw: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
claw: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Someone took dimensional agility.


Ha ha ha ha ha! The cage is saving me. And I only have 4 snacks left. Soon they shall all be gone!

The Exchange

I'm in the cage with you...

Unless the cage does NOT have space for another to teleport in, in which you did not specify.

*GM hat off*


I said it was Mortproof. Mort's cannot penetrate. Besides, all the snacks are now gone.


Also, I totally missed where you said you were dim dooring in the cage.


Why did the leopard lose at hide-and-seek? Because she was spotted!

The Exchange

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*Rule Lawyer Hat on*

That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!

*Rule Lawyer Hat off*

*Begins to Caterwaul*


Well thing about cages is gasoline and a lighter fall through the bars real easy. now I'm not suggesting setting anyone on fire but I do have these stick and marshmallows just sayin.


Just a Mort wrote:

*Rule Lawyer Hat on*

That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!

*Rule Lawyer Hat off*

*Begins to Caterwaul*

Because this isn't Pathfinder?

The Exchange

Vidmaster7 wrote:
Well thing about cages is gasoline and a lighter fall through the bars real easy. now I'm not suggesting setting anyone on fire but I do have these stick and marshmallows just sayin.

*Pads off after Vidmaster7 and his marshmallows, ignoring Gran*


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Well thing about cages is gasoline and a lighter fall through the bars real easy. now I'm not suggesting setting anyone on fire but I do have these stick and marshmallows just sayin.

gran rey de los BBQ was the other day.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

*Rule Lawyer Hat on*

That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!

*Rule Lawyer Hat off*

*Begins to Caterwaul*

Because this isn't Pathfinder?

...is.... is it Sparta?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Well thing about cages is gasoline and a lighter fall through the bars real easy. now I'm not suggesting setting anyone on fire but I do have these stick and marshmallows just sayin.
gran rey de los BBQ was the other day.

Yeah I think people would prefer if we didn't go back to that conversation.

The Exchange

For one CY was about to flag all of that for disturbing content.


Fawtl at night gets weirder apparently I blame Gran. hes just a good scapegoat. What with being in the cage and what have you.

The Exchange

You see in a way it also boils down as what people think as horsing around in good fun and disturbing others. Everyone has different levels of tolerance about this kind of thing. Like for example there was once I was in a PBP, that someone was playing a grumpy wizard and it pissed off the warpriest, who was expecting everyone to work harmoniously together.

For me basically for each time the wizard was grumpy, I sniped back, and returned in kind. I’m snippy, ye know.

And also I was all too interested in seeing what different paladins worshiping different gods over a “we have captured bandits” situation, and was happily egging people on. The group didn’t care for that.

But I think due to literature and movie influence, the younger generation has gotten snarkier. I know I'm snarky.

If you want a food analogy it's like how I can be eating certain stuff and the rest of the world is going WTF?!


Yeah I forget sometimes that almost nothing shocks me and others aren't like that.

^^^ Like that egg thing. although not the first time I've heard about that but that is probably one that people think is very odd.

The Exchange

Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…

Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…

I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

*Rule Lawyer Hat on*

That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!

*Rule Lawyer Hat off*

*Begins to Caterwaul*

Because this isn't Pathfinder?
...is.... is it Sparta?

No. Sparta is nearly 200 miles away.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Fawtl at night gets weirder apparently I blame Gran. hes just a good scapegoat. What with being in the cage and what have you.

I can get out of the cage if that makes you happy.

*exits cage*


Just a Mort wrote:

Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…

Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…

I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.

Hell, I've eaten snake before. But I ain't eating that egg thing. I don't like regular eggs, let alone ones with partially grown chicks inside.


Just a Mort wrote:

Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…

Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…

I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.

Wasn't there even a Chinese philosopher that said you shouldn't eat? (or do a number of other bodily functions as well) Laozi maybe?


Vidmaster7 wrote:

Yeah I forget sometimes that almost nothing shocks me and others aren't like that.

^^^ Like that egg thing. although not the first time I've heard about that but that is probably one that people think is very odd.

*scuffs feet on carpet, building up static charge*

*touches Vidmaster7*

There. Did that shock you?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
We could introduce ferret legging as an Olympic sport as well.
Man the English have weird sports. I'm reminded of the "sport" where they all make funny faces and who ever makes the funniest face wins.

Gurning.

I used to do that. I only won once.


I've always wanted to try snake.


"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."

That's a damn fine title.


Limeylongears wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
We could introduce ferret legging as an Olympic sport as well.
Man the English have weird sports. I'm reminded of the "sport" where they all make funny faces and who ever makes the funniest face wins.

Gurning.

I used to do that. I only won once.

I have to say it is pretty impressive its like contortion but only there faces.


gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."

That's a damn fine title.

Where did you get that from?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."

That's a damn fine title.

Where did you get that from?

Wouldn't you like to know.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."

That's a damn fine title.

Where did you get that from?
Wouldn't you like to know.

I'm mean like slightly. vaguely at best really.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."

That's a damn fine title.

Where did you get that from?
Wouldn't you like to know.
I'm mean like slightly. vaguely at best really.

I think you're underselling it. It's eating you up inside. You need to know. And here I am, refusing to tell you.

How does that make you feel?


Does it make you feel like you are trapped?


In a cage?


A Mortproof cage?


With sweet snacks?


And a teleporting leopard?


While I poke you with a stick?


And laugh?

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