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For years I was with T-Mobile's pay-as-you-go plan, paying $100/year ($8.66/month) for 1000 minutes that I never used. Other cell phone companies would call and say, "We bet we can save you money! How much do you pay for your current mobile plan?"
When I answered, they'd just hang up.
By the time I switched to Verizon, I had over 3500 minutes saved up. I just don't use my phone all that often. People who call me on it or text me just don't know me very well.
So yeah, I'm paying a comparatively ludicrous amount for Verizon (roughly $38/device per month), but considering Impus Minor and NobodysWife are burning through 2 GB of data per month, plus thousands of minutes in calls, I figure if I were paying T-Mobile for similar service for their phones I'd probably be paying nearly as much.
(My favorite part is that the base fee is ludicrous, but then each additional phone is just $10/month. So technically I'm paying barely more than I was for T-Mobile...)
EDIT: And I have to admit, hearing all the nightmare stories about Verizon tech support makes me happy to have the corporate plan. I think I mentioned it before, but when a friend was complaining about how bad Verizon was and I said, "Wow, they always answer on the first or second ring for me," we compared numbers.
And of course Global Megacorporation has its own Verizon hotline. Kinda figures, but it was still funny learning that the fantastic support I was receiving was NOT normal...

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Terrinam wrote:are you on your phone or computer?"Thank you for letting me purchase it! I would like to download it now," I said.
"Hahahahahaha! From us? You're funny!" Drivethru said. "Wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Computer. And, after trying to download individual files, I got an error message stating it's on their end.
So, there's that.

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:Terrinam wrote:are you on your phone or computer?"Thank you for letting me purchase it! I would like to download it now," I said.
"Hahahahahaha! From us? You're funny!" Drivethru said. "Wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Computer. And, after trying to download individual files, I got an error message stating it's on their end.
So, there's that.
try doing it on your phone- no problems with drive through after I switched to phone.

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+1ing the Best Wishes for your dad's recovery, Mr. SupaStah! Badger.
What's unnerving is that, in voicemail, Freehold's voice sounds very similar to the Pseudo-Russian's voice in voicemail. So he could potentially call and pretend to be the pseudo-Russian and possibly fool someone.
This new bit of info totally fits into my preconceptions of Freehold's superpowers.

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf |
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Is it Dustin Diamond.
I understand he's been stabbing people at bars in the northwoods.
I could take care of Dustin, if you'd like.
Seriously, though, Cap. If the hand turns black, it will have to be amputated. Because of gangrene.
I could take care of that hand too. No pressure, just offering.

Ambrosia Slaad |
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captain yesterday wrote:They are not his friends if they allowed that to happen.So, the General's brother was supposed to go in for surgery today to see about saving his hand, but apparently he ditched it to go fishing with his buddies up north.
Way to eschew regional and gender stereotypes.
My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.

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Sharoth wrote:captain yesterday wrote:They are not his friends if they allowed that to happen.So, the General's brother was supposed to go in for surgery today to see about saving his hand, but apparently he ditched it to go fishing with his buddies up north.
Way to eschew regional and gender stereotypes.
My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Pre or posthumous?

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Sharoth wrote:captain yesterday wrote:They are not his friends if they allowed that to happen.So, the General's brother was supposed to go in for surgery today to see about saving his hand, but apparently he ditched it to go fishing with his buddies up north.
Way to eschew regional and gender stereotypes.
My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
O_o

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+1ing the Best Wishes for your dad's recovery, Mr. SupaStah! Badger.
lisamarlene wrote:What's unnerving is that, in voicemail, Freehold's voice sounds very similar to the Pseudo-Russian's voice in voicemail. So he could potentially call and pretend to be the pseudo-Russian and possibly fool someone.This new bit of info totally fits into my preconceptions of Freehold's superpowers.
well.
I am definitely putting points into charisma when I level up.

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My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Limeylongyears wrote:Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.
Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.

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Just a Mort wrote:Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Limeylongyears wrote:Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.
if it meant having more of you, I would let you bite me.
How many new Ambys do we get per bite? Also, do I become some kind of immobile zombie-like Ambyhive or do I retain my Freeholdiness?
Because if it's the former the deal is off.

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captain yesterday wrote:My bets would be on Crookshanks. GO FOR THE FINGERS, CROOKSHANKS! RAAAARGH!Crookshanks (to Tiny T-Rex, while wielding Wonder Woman's sword shaped hair pins): I have two swords, do you really want to test me!
Tiny T-Rex (wielding a Thor's hammer keychain): yeah.
TINY TREX! EAT YOUR SISTER AND GAIN HER POWER! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Just a Mort wrote:Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Limeylongyears wrote:Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.
You are saying that we should carpet-bomb Florida with nukes?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:You are saying that we should carpet-bomb Florida with nukes?Just a Mort wrote:Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Limeylongyears wrote:Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

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Drejk wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:You are saying that we should carpet-bomb Florida with nukes?Just a Mort wrote:Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:My sister's hubby and his male family are very similar. They had habits like sawing 2x4s by laying the stud on the floor, propping the to-be-cut end up with their foot, and then cutting with a circular saw. No, they didn't own steel toe boots and it probably wouldn't have helped. Yes, each of them sawed part of a boot and still kept doing it. My sis finally convinced him to stop doing this and many other Florida Man-style antics, but not all of them. Some family dynamics just ingrain and enforce this level of not thinking about consequences.
Limeylongyears wrote:Edit: This state really should hold an annual Florida Man Awards.
Probably more entries to the Darwin awards soon, if they presist in their ways.
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Unless it's Godzilla. Then you'll just make him angry.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Sadly, no. Most Native Floridians have evolved/mutated to reproduce by budding, spores, assimilation, infectious bites, and similar avenues. A Darwin Award winner in Florida would likely need to use a copious area-effect of high-heat fire and sterilizing radiation.You are saying that we should carpet-bomb Florida with nukes?
Well, ya'll have been warned, like, repeatedly.
How many new Ambys do we get per bite? Also, do I become some kind of immobile zombie-like Ambyhive or do I retain my Freeholdiness?
Because if it's the former the deal is off.
I seem to be immune so far to catching the F-Virus, likely from being an outsider. However, Amby Slaad-spawn have a high tolerance for Alton Brown and high-heat + high-humidity environments, and a low-tolerance for cold. Likewise, you will begin to make Driving skill checks as if you were taught by Mr. Toad and the mail carrier from Funny Farm (1988).

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captain yesterday wrote:And potlucks! Everything devolves into a pot luck!!Wow! They'd get along with my VP just great!
Oh, wait! Do they enjoy being publicly judged on the quality of the food they bring to the potluck? 'Cause that's how my VP rolls...
I mean otherwise it isn't a potluck.
Of course, there's only three categories, casserole, potato salad, and dessert.

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Wow...
Cue one negative level for the dragon. WTF?!?!?!?!
*SIGH*

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No, this is Wisconsin, everyone brings the same casserole, potato salad, or dessert (usually a poorly made cheesecake).
Thats sad. Hmm... What would I bring to a potluck? Osmanthus ice jelly? Orange sponge cake?
Osmanthus ice jelly depends if I can get ice jelly powder in the states. Not to mention the Osmanthus flowers. Again I could do green tea ice jelly or lemongrass ice jelly.
You know when you get right down to it, I don't really cook that much that when you ask me about a main dish I start drawing blanks?
Yeah I'm more of a cakes/desert person but I can do a decent job marinating chicken wings.
I could try party beehoon but it's been a while since I've done that, or I could go cook up some spaghetti.

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You see I don't know if it's a curse or blessing to KNOW foods, in the sense I know what you shouldn't do with certain foods.
For example a lot of Chinese cuisine emphasizes on eating the food piping hot, so on potluck those dishes aren't that a good idea.
Like steamed fish tends to get fishy once it cools, so doing that for potluck is definitely out. The stuff that is easier on takeaway would be braised/stewed pork, which requires 3 hours minimum pre-stewing time.
I could do stir fried catfish in dark soya sauce, ginger, garlic and chilli, but again I don't know how much spice the average American can take.
There's always the sambal catfish but that is seriously spicy.
The funny thing is I can marinate chicken wings for a barbecue, but the cooking part... Urm. I haven't done it yet? Yeah I've certainly got some gaps in my culinary education.
Otherwise we could do stir fried broccoli with scallops/limpets, I suppose.

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Also, I think my dice are sad that I'm not GMing now. We started Ruins of Azlant yesterday (I'm playing a Monk based on Macho Man Randy Savage), and the best roll I got all night was an 18 on an Initiative check. My best attack roll was a 7. So, other than bring the humor, I was very ineffectual.
I always found monks except for zen Archers underpowered. If I feel like doing a melee class, I'm rolling a ranger.

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I don't really care about under/over powered. That's all relative anyways. I wanted to play a pro-wrestler, and so I am. When the GM asked me why my character was on the expedition to Azlant I told her: [Randy Savage voice] "The masters of my order sent me to find proof that our style of unarmed combat originated in Ancient Azlant, thus giving us a leg up on our rival order, the Luchadors." [/voice]