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nekkid and being watched?!?!

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.

Dark Archive

Conspiracy Buff wrote:
nekkid and being watched?!?!

Par for the course on FAWTL.

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Oh man, thank god I didn't have a climactic battle with him at the end of Fawtl 1 and knock him off a roof, thinking him dead even though they never found a body, cuz you are showing up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for the "avenging your brother" sequel.

Waitaminute, this is Fawtl 6. Shouldn't we be looking for space whales or something? Or maybe you did show up at the right time because God is going to want to threadjack or something and you'll feel his pain and grapple with him thus saving Fawtl?

Oh man. I really shouldn't eat sugary/salty foods for lunch. I'm bouncing off the walls here.

He has 4 brothers.

I have been on Paizo since 05, I just come out every once in a while during really slow work days.

You push him off the roof all I would do is put a bear trap on the ground for him to land in.


Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Oh man, thank god I didn't have a climactic battle with him at the end of Fawtl 1 and knock him off a roof, thinking him dead even though they never found a body, cuz you are showing up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for the "avenging your brother" sequel.

Waitaminute, this is Fawtl 6. Shouldn't we be looking for space whales or something? Or maybe you did show up at the right time because God is going to want to threadjack or something and you'll feel his pain and grapple with him thus saving Fawtl?

Oh man. I really shouldn't eat sugary/salty foods for lunch. I'm bouncing off the walls here.

Lol!

"Why does God need a starship?"

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.

How did you beat me to that, get out of my head

Liberty's Edge

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Oh man, thank god I didn't have a climactic battle with him at the end of Fawtl 1 and knock him off a roof, thinking him dead even though they never found a body, cuz you are showing up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for the "avenging your brother" sequel.

Waitaminute, this is Fawtl 6. Shouldn't we be looking for space whales or something? Or maybe you did show up at the right time because God is going to want to threadjack or something and you'll feel his pain and grapple with him thus saving Fawtl?

Oh man. I really shouldn't eat sugary/salty foods for lunch. I'm bouncing off the walls here.

Lol!

"Why does God need a starship?"

Or more importantly would different religions see the ship in different shapes, a cross, 6 pointed star, crescent moon

Scarab Sages

lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.
How did you beat me to that, get out of my head

Im in ur hed! Stealin ur thoughts!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....brainnnnssss

The Exchange

lebreton wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Oh man, thank god I didn't have a climactic battle with him at the end of Fawtl 1 and knock him off a roof, thinking him dead even though they never found a body, cuz you are showing up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for the "avenging your brother" sequel.

Waitaminute, this is Fawtl 6. Shouldn't we be looking for space whales or something? Or maybe you did show up at the right time because God is going to want to threadjack or something and you'll feel his pain and grapple with him thus saving Fawtl?

Oh man. I really shouldn't eat sugary/salty foods for lunch. I'm bouncing off the walls here.

Lol!

"Why does God need a starship?"

Or more importantly would different religions see the ship in different shapes, a cross, 6 pointed star, crescent moon

Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.

Benny!


Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

First Total Recall, then The Mummy. Anytime there's a character named Benny in a movie, I LOVE them, then they get horribly killed.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Scarab Sages

lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.


Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.

Do you guys run in formation and occasionally form [insert last name here]-Tron, the super robot that has saved humanity on a weekly basis from Robeasts and other such horrors from beyond the stars?

Dark Archive

Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.

I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.
Do you guys run in formation and occasionally form [insert last name here]-Tron, the super robot that has saved humanity on a weekly basis from Robeasts and other such horrors from beyond the stars?

Only every seventh Thursday.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.
Do you guys run in formation and occasionally form [insert last name here]-Tron, the super robot that has saved humanity on a weekly basis from Robeasts and other such horrors from beyond the stars?
Only every seventh Thursday.

So that explains what happened to my Beavers.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....

reaches for a double handful of paper towels You owe me a new monitor, you!

Scarab Sages

Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that one.

Dark Archive

*bows* Thank you, thank you...

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Waitaminute- Aberzombie has a BROTHER?!?!

Actually, I have 4 of them.
Do you guys run in formation and occasionally form [insert last name here]-Tron, the super robot that has saved humanity on a weekly basis from Robeasts and other such horrors from beyond the stars?

Well I hate to do this but now that you know our secret I would avoid dark lonely places if I were you.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.

In the beavers defense they were drunk

Dark Archive

Freehold DM wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....
reaches for a double handful of paper towels You owe me a new monitor, you!

Hehehehe


Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.

S$*&, there's a third brother? I DEMAND THAT HE JOIN FAWTLY IMMEDIATELY!

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
S!!!, there's a third brother? I DEMAND THAT HE JOIN FAWTLY IMMEDIATELY!

No No, 5 of us in all, the other 3 are really weird out there people who don't game at all, they do very strange hobbies like raise goats, Scuba Dive, Hunt, Fish, and their favorite game, do whatever their wives tell them to do.

We also have 7.5 children between us.


lebreton wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
S!!!, there's a third brother? I DEMAND THAT HE JOIN FAWTLY IMMEDIATELY!

No No, 5 of us in all, the other 3 are really weird out there people who don't game at all, they do very strange hobbies like raise goats, Scuba Dive, Hunt, Fish, and their favorite game, do whatever their wives tell them to do.

We also have 7.5 children between us.

With all those other cool things they do, they don't game? Their wives must tell them not to. So sad how that comes into play. Very well, cast them from my presence and continue telling me Zombie stories.

Dark Archive

lebreton wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
S!!!, there's a third brother? I DEMAND THAT HE JOIN FAWTLY IMMEDIATELY!

No No, 5 of us in all, the other 3 are really weird out there people who don't game at all, they do very strange hobbies like raise goats, Scuba Dive, Hunt, Fish, and their favorite game, do whatever their wives tell them to do.

We also have 7.5 children between us.

You dare risk the wrath of Dr. Double D, PhD?? You might want to reconsider my FAWTLY brother, Leafy can call upon powers that none of us can comprehend!


Mac Boyce wrote:
You dare risk the wrath of Dr. Double D, PhD?? You might want to reconsider my FAWTLY brother, Leafy can call upon powers that none of us can comprehend!

Every day, I love you a lee-tle bit more than the day before.

Scarab Sages

Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....

Wow ... just ... wow.


*blink*

Afternoon all!

Aberzombie wrote:
...extra-dimensional beavers

Beavers of Holding?

*blink*


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Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Afternoon all!

Aberzombie wrote:
...extra-dimensional beavers

Beavers of Holding?

*blink*

Beavers of Devouring?

Liberty's Edge

With all those other cool things they do, they don't game? Their wives must tell them not to. So sad how that comes into play. Very well, cast them from my presence and continue telling me Zombie stories.

OK two more for today:

While it is well known that Zombies move slowly, the Aberzombie is a fast runner, He ran cross country on a State Championship team. No out running this Zombie (Hey Paizo feel free to use this in the bestiary 3)

Zombie’s life was once saved by two dogs, while going out one night from our old New Orleans Home, Zombie was asked to walk the dogs. He opened the door and the dogs bolted from him towards the car he would have been getting into. A person jumped from the car and fired 3-4 shots at the dogs and the zombie, Items hit were Mom’s car the brand new garage door dad had finished installing 7 days before, and the gound. What did the Zombie do you ask he just turned sideways. Aberzombie rewarded the dogs with fresh bones.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Afternoon all!

Aberzombie wrote:
...extra-dimensional beavers

Beavers of Holding?

*blink*

Beavers of Devouring?

Vagina dentata?

Silver Crusade

2 people marked this as a favorite.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Afternoon all!

Aberzombie wrote:
...extra-dimensional beavers

Beavers of Holding?

*blink*

Beavers of Devouring?

I smell an RPG Superstar entry.

Maybe smell was the wrong verb there...


Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Afternoon all!

Aberzombie wrote:
...extra-dimensional beavers

Beavers of Holding?

*blink*

Beavers of Devouring?
Vagina dentata?

Just read a short story about that in the YBF&H last night. Set in a carnival. Yeeesh.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

Hey all been away for a bit travelling for work and a recent arrival to the family a grand daughter. Sarina. How is everyone else doing?


aeglos wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:

Random noise.

Run To The Hills Iron Maiden Death On The Road

\m/ *bangs head* \m/

videos blocked in germany but I own the DVD, it's recorded in Dortmund, I have been on that tour in another city but seen them in the Westfalenhalle one tour later, the famous "Rock-Pop in concert" video (see "Early Days - A History of IRon MAiden" DVD) was recorded there as well

<Hangs bead.>


Gruumash . wrote:
Hey all been away for a bit travelling for work and a recent arrival to the family a grand daughter. Sarina. How is everyone else doing?

Hey fellow Massachusan! Whassup? How about this crappy weather?

Liberty's Edge

aeglos wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
If I become beaten down by life at 24/25, and most people get that way by age 50 or 60, does that mean I'm prematurely old? Am I going to age fifty years in a few seconds on my thirty-fifth birthday? I don't even know anymore...

Feeling beaten down by life and actually getting beaten down, they're hard to tell apart, but there's a world of difference.

I had a hard time with myself in my mid-20s, times like these come but they also go away again

keep your head above the waterline
(do you use that phrase in english?)

More like "Keep your chin up." Less morbid?

Liberty's Edge

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
Hey all been away for a bit travelling for work and a recent arrival to the family a grand daughter. Sarina. How is everyone else doing?

Hey fellow Massachusan! Whassup? How about this crappy weather?

Yeah I was sort of hoping for some sun. When I got back here Tuesday from San Francisco but no such luck. I will try to bring the sun back with me from San Antonio next week say Thursday in time for a nice weekend.

How have you been my friend? I am looking forward to a little sleep tonight before the granddaughter arrives and keeps everyone up :)

Liberty's Edge

aeglos wrote:

I bought a can of Dr.Peppers and one of Moutain Dew

They are in the fridge now, waiting to be tasted

quite expensive experiment, the two cans did cost more than a crate of 12x1L Coke and more than a sixpack of Apfelwein/Apfelsaft-Mix

Personally, I think you'd be better off with the Apfelwein/Apfelsaft mix.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
T.G.I.F.

Must . . . not . . . link!

Liberty's Edge

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Also, when is the last time we've seen The Thing From Beyond?
Monday, May 30th, 2001 at 11:25 in the morning.

Thought you guys were talking about a movie!


Just for Urizen:

HULKURION, SMASH!!!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

Hey Patrick do you go to any gaming stores in particular on the Cape or near the Cape?

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
I'm warning you. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK CJ! Nor should anyone else for that matter.
OK, I did not

Me neither!


Gruumash . wrote:
Hey Patrick do you go to any gaming stores in particular on the Cape or near the Cape?

Well we don't have much. There's a little spot off 6A that carries warhammer and a bunch of dusty 4e books. They had nothing on Pathfinder, and their hours are wanky.

I did just discover a new place. Not on the Cape, it's right off of Exit 12 on Rte 3 in Pembroke. Its in the same plaza as the huge Christmas Tree Shop you can see from the highway (don'tcha just ..love a bargain? =P). It's called Medieval Starship and they had a nice selection of all the different games (4e, Pathfinder, Warhammer, and a few smaller games).


Gruumash . wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
Hey all been away for a bit travelling for work and a recent arrival to the family a grand daughter. Sarina. How is everyone else doing?

Hey fellow Massachusan! Whassup? How about this crappy weather?

Yeah I was sort of hoping for some sun. When I got back here Tuesday from San Francisco but no such luck. I will try to bring the sun back with me from San Antonio next week say Thursday in time for a nice weekend.

How have you been my friend? I am looking forward to a little sleep tonight before the granddaughter arrives and keeps everyone up :)

Gratz on the new family member! I am procrastinating, I have to go mow since it aint raining right now. And claen my garage. But I'm WICKED TIRED! WAAAH!

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